Camp Lazlo without Patsy's Smiles!

A/N: Finally, another one of my Camp Lazlo stories. Like my last story, it was set on Halloween, so I made Camp Lazlo darker.
But this is Valentines Day, so I'll make this romantic one...with most of my humor included, of course.

Disclaimer: Well, what are you waiting for?

Sheesh! I don't own Camp Lazlo! Joe Murray does. What do you want from me?

Disclaimer: I want your soul! Muh ha ha!

Don't forget that I'm adding a new character.

Disclaimer: Damnit!!

It was a normal-like day in Camp Kidney...

(In Camp Kidney)

"Hey Raj! Look what I can do with my tail!" Lazlo said spinning his tail while the music goes 'Pop goes the weasel.'

"That's fantastic! With my record skills, your tail music, and Clam's singing," Raj started.

"1 la, 2 la, 3 la, STOP!!" Clam 'sang'.

"Well start a band together!" Raj finished. Then they celebrated and rehearse...but they suck.

...but in Acorn Flats, they were about to have a surprise!

"Attention squrills! We apperantly have a new scout coming in a bit! So get ready for our friendly Acorn Flats howdy doo!" Jane said.

"Yippy, another scout! Why do we need another one of those anyway?" Grethen asked.

"Why wouldn't we? It's nice to have an extra scout everyday," Nina said.

"I was just thinking about our camp being better endorced if we have more," Patsy said.

An hour later, the new squrill scout came by the gate.

"Here is the new scout, ladies! Her name is Joneah, and she's a Brazilian spider monkey! Funny, wasn't there a bean scout that was that same spieces?" Jane asked.

When she got out, she looked like like Lazlo, but with the girl figures (clothes and make-up, pervert!)

But most girls that it was Lazlo himself. So Gretchen just charge right toward Joneah, then try to pull her hair off.

"Ow ow ow ow!! What are you doing!! That's not a wig!!" Joneah cried.

"Shut up, Lazlo! We know it's you!" Gretchen yelled.

"Girls, girls! Stop this nonsence! That's Lazlo over there playing Marco Polo with the beans!" Jane scolded.

"There not playing Marco Polo, he's drowning!" Joneah said running after him.

Luckly, she's a very good swimmer, so she swam to save Lazlo's life, only to find a rock on his foot and a note.

Dear Monkey, here's your adult supervision!
From Lumpus.

Once Lazlo was awake, he saw the beautiful face of Joneah.

"H-h-hello there," Lazlo said trying to speak.

"He's okay, everyone!" Joneah announced.

Only Raj, Clam, Chip and Skip, Patsy, and Jane cheered, though.

"Listen, sorry I was rough that other time, okay?" Gretchen said.

"Oh, that's okay. I understand for how he looks like me," Joneah said.

Back at the Jelly Cabin.

"Okay now! A one, a two, a three!" Raj said spinning his record.

But Lazlo was only spinning his tail barely.

"Lazlo! What are you doing? You're making it worse!" Raj complained.

"I really don't know, Raj. I only feel 3 feelings at the moment. First is love for that new girl!" Lazlo said.

"But wait a minute. What about you and Patsy?" Raj asked.

"That's what I'm saying. The second feeling is guilt for Patsy! And third is confusion for both!" Lazlo finished.

"So what ya gonna do about it?" Raj asked.

"I da know. I guess I have to wait for a week to tell," Lazlo suggested.

(A week later)

"Well, during that week, I made a Pros and Cons list between the 2," Lazlo said.

Here's the list.

Patsy: Pros

Been a friend since we meet.

Only one nice to him that's a girl since.

Patsy: Cons

Fighting over stupid stuff.

Giving horrible advice.

Daughter of Hoo-Hah.

Have pink hair.

"Wait, what's wrong with pink hair? Thought you liked it," Raj mentioned.

"It got old, okay? Now let's look at Joneah's list."

Joneah: Pros

Saved my life.

Looks like me.

Gave me her banana bread.

Joneah: Con

She came a week ago.

"Wow! That's more good things and less bad things than what Patsy has," Raj said.

"Tell her truth!" Clam blurted.

"I guess your right, Clam, I guess I got to tell Joneah that I love her," Lazlo said.

"But what about Patsy?" Raj asked.

"I guess we have to stay friends," Lazlo said, then cried a little.

This story came just in time, too.

BTW, Joneah was just a friend of mine in school, no biggie, actally.