Camp Lazlo Without Patsy Smiles

A/N: I thought that this would come sooner than you think, but turns out that I was busy at the time (in Youtube). But anyway, here it is!

Disclaimer: I don't own Camp Lazlo, and Joneah's just a friend.

Chapter 4: Patsy's Big Move in Camp Idol

After dinner at Beef Lumberjacks, the campers went to their cabins to end their day and sleep.

Hours later (1:00 a.m.), Lazlo heard a knocking on his cabin door.

"Why would company come at this hour?" Raj asked.

"Maybe lost," Clam suggested.

"I'll see who it is, guys," Lazlo said.

Once Lazlo opened the door, he sees that it was Joneah on the door.

"Hey, Joneah! What are you doing here so late?!" Lazlo asked.

"Shush! You want the whole camp to know?" Joneah asked.

"Sorry. Just tell me inside," Lazlo said, inviting her in.

Once Clam and Raj realised that the lights on, they woke up and saw Lazlo with Joneah on the same bed.

"LAZLO!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Raj yelled.

"What are you talking about, Raj?" Lazlo asked.

"You know that you are too young for that!" Raj said worrily.

"Wait...oh no!! We're only having a quick talk," Lazlo explained.

"Well, I still don't feel too comfortable with a female under the same roof as I am," Raj said.

"You're mom's a female and you feel comfortable around her," Joneah said.

"Oooh! Burn," Clam blurted out.

Raj just sighed, rolled his eyes and try to go to sleep.

"So Joneah, why are you here?" Lazlo asked.

"Well, you see, when I went to my cabin, Patsy kicked me out. She said that I was interfering with her life!" Joneah said.

"Didn't the other girls let you in?" Lazlo asked.

"Yeah...they said that Patsy said that the girl monkey is a demon and shouldn't be let in," Joneah sighed.

"Scout master Lump-us told us that it's illegal for a bean to be invited to a squrill's cabin or a squrill invited to a bean's cabin..." Lazlo started.

"Please, Lazlo! You've got to invite me in your cabin for at least today," Joneah cried.

Lazlo thought for a quick moment.

"(Sigh). I guess that I can break one rule," Lazlo said.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you, Lazlo! You really are really the best friend ever!!" Joneah squeaked happily.

Once she finished, she noticed that they're 3 beds.

"Don't worry. You can use my bed," Lazlo said.

"Thanks...Yeah I like you, but I don't you, Raj, and Clam to see me change into my pjs," Joneah said.

"Don't worry about them; they only wake up from the intercom," Lazlo said leaving.

After that, Joneah went and change.

Moments later, Raj and Clam barely opened their eyes and saw Joneah only in her undies and pajama bottoms around her knees.

"Stay quiet, Clam... we must not make any noises about..." Raj whispered.

"N-N-NUDIST!! NUDIST IN CABIN!!" Clam yelled.

Once Joneah heard Clam, she turned around and shrieked a bit, trying to pull her pants up quickly.

"What is going on here?!" Slinkmin and Lazlo asked barging in the cabin.

"Umm, false alarm," Raj and Clam said.

"Damnit, Lazlo!! How could you? You told me that they sleep heavily," Joneah complained.

"I'm sorry, Joneah; they usually are dead asleep," Lazlo explained.

"We usually are without the light on for an hour," Raj complained.

"It took an hour to put on your pajamas?!" Slinkmin asked.

"No!! I was done 58 minutes ago!" Joneah cried.

"You've could've at least give me a signal," Lazlo said.

"I turned off the light, which was the signal, and went to sleep," Joneah replied.

"If that was true, then why was the light struck on?" Raj asked.

"I woke up to check it out; only to find my pants pulled down on my way to the light swich," Joneah answered.

"Well, who would do such a thing?" Lazlo asked.

(Behind the cabin).

"DRAT! Lazlo is believing her! My plan failed!" Patsy cried.

"You still owe me for (yick) pantsing her!" Edward yelled and left.

"(Sigh). I guess I have to go with Plan B," Patsy said leaving.

(Back at the front).

"Well, whoever it was, I hope it's just a one time thing," Joneah said.

"I'm sorry for yelling at you like that. Can you forgive me?" Lazlo asked.

"Of course I can, sweetie," Joneah said as they went to sleep.

(The next day on Leaky Lake).

"But how would you humiliate her?" Gretchen asked.

"She's right...you need exactly one audience for that," Nina said.

"I know! I just need Lazlo to do something in front of the audience...but what are the odds of that?," Patsy asked.

"Hey girls. I'm just wondering; would you like to come to the Camp Idol tonight? I have a very special song about a very special someone," Lazlo asked.

"NOW WHY WOULD WE...I mean, sure...we could go there," Patsy said.

"But Patsy! You know that he'll sing a song about that slut Joneah," Gretchen whispered.

"Exactly. This will be the perfect time for me to humiliate both Lazlo and Joneah; and maybe screw their relationship!" Patsy whispered and laughed evilly.

"Umm, Patsy...I hope that there's still no hard feeling, right?" Lazlo said, handing them a brochure and left.

"No hard feeling at all...num-nums," Patsy said.

"HEY!! Don't take my boyfriend's nickname!" Panini yelled.

"I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!!" Chowder yelled.

(At the Camp Idol)

"Slinkmin, why do we even have this thing?" Lumpus asked.

"Sorry, sir, but something has to fill in the Talent Show. We've tried frog derby, go kart racing, and even wrestling..." Slinkmin started.

(Wrestling memories)

During a battle, Edward made Lazlo into a shoe-knot, or whatever you call it.

"HA!! How does it feel to be the knot-head?!" Edward asked

"(Laughs) That tickles! (Laughs) Please Edward, stop!" Lazlo said laughing.

"And the winner is Edward! Congratulations, Edward. You're going to the semifinals! You'll start immediately with your next opponent, Cheesly!" Slinkmin said as Cheesly ate some spinach and grew 8 times bigger.

"Oh shit...I disqualif...YOUCH!!" Edward screamed.

(Reality)

"...but Commander Hoo-Ha said that if he can't wrestle you, no one can...so this is the only way not getting you killed," Slinkmin said.

"Besides, Lumpy! A Camp Idol sounds wonderful! The children looks thrilled!" Jane said, while the campers are nervous.

"Fine, whatever. Let's see who's the first sap already!" Lumpus yelled.

"The first singer is Frederick J. Harold!" McMuslie announced.

"Thanks everyone! I'm only doing this for popularity. Here's a song called 'Turn Off That Racket! Your Driving Me Crazy!'" Harold said as he sang that line for 6 minutes.

When he finished, the three judges spoke to him.

"That was the worst piece of shit I ever heard! What the hell were you thinking?" Lumpusinsulted with a British accent.

"I think the songs great, but it's a bit too pitchy, dawg!" Slinkmin said.

"And I agree with Mr. Slugman. You're a good singer though. Maybe next year," Jane promised as Harold nodded and went behind the curtains.

"(Sniff). I'll show them! I'll show them all! I'm make my own album; make my own show! Beat their ratings! Then he'll see what the hell I though!" Harold yelled and sobbed pass the Jelly band.

"Umm, Lazlo. Are you sure about this song? It's seems...lovey dovey," Raj cried.

"Of course I'm sure. And it's suppose to be lovey dovey for my lovey dovey," Lazlo said.

"This lovey dovey thing is making me sicky wicky," Raj said.

"Run for the toilet!" Clam blurted out.

"Since we're last on the list, we should practice one more time to be safe," Lazlo said as he practice.

(Back on stage)

"Enough with the role play and bring on the next one," Lumpus said.

"Next up will be Edward with umm...Dummy; a tribute to Chip and Skip?! Wow! I've never would've guess," McMuslie said.

"Here we go!! Who are the biggest turds in camp? Their Chip and Skip and they are D-U-M-M-Y; D-U-M-M-Y; D-U-M-M-Y; and that's their motto by me," Edward sang.

"Of course the song's insulting," McMuslie sighed.

After that, the Idol sprang from 7:00 p.m to 4:00 a.m still leaving them with two contestants left because a certain doe decides to bring in 20 special guests and them singing their longest songs.

The sky is extremely dark due to faulty spotlights. So now they have to hear who's talking/singing.

"(Yawn)! Well, let's give it up for our 20th special guest, Lyon Secrest with his 10 minute song, 'Why is my Song so Long," McMuslie said.

There's barely any clapping from the audience; they were replaced with yawns.

"Alrighty then. Next up is Joneah Peterson with her sample song, meaning that it's short, Simple and Clean," McMuslie continued and then sleep.

"Just wait, guys. Once you hear her singing voice, it would be actually hypnotising!" Lazlo said.

(Disclaimer: Simple and Clean belongs to Kingdom Hearts, but parts of lyrics are changed).

As Joneah walked to the stage, she gave Slinkmin a flashlight for view. After that, she began to sing.

"When you runaway, you don't hear me say, PLEASE! Oh baby! Slow down. Simple and Clean is the way I want my rug to feel tonight, cause my party starts at 9!" Joneah started as she had a beautiful voice.

"I hate to agree with you, Lazlo, but your right! Her voice is hypnotising! She sounds beautiful!" Raj said.

"That's nice Raj," Lazlo said.

"Too much compitition!" Clam yelled.

"That's nice, Raj," Lazlo said again.

"Are you kidding me?... You've ordered Chinese lately... My fortune cookie! They could be sweet, I said. Don't get me wrong, I love food, but Chinese won't do to me. Cause I order...pizza, lasagna and more; oh yeah I'm going Italian so yeah. I love you, and yet your so simple," Joneah sang.

During the verse, Patsy, Nina, and Gretchen was talking about Joneah.

"So what you think of her?" Nina asked.

"She's alright...but did she have to chose the song with the stupidest lyrics. It's a love song about Chinese food!" Patsy said.

"She could be a threat! Want to sabotage her while we have the chance?" Gretchen asked.

"Oh no. Let's save everything for Lazlo," Patsy promised.

"When you runaway, you don't hear me say, PLEASE! Oh baby! Slow down. Simple and Clean is the way I want my rug to feel tonight, cause my party starts at 9! Hold me! Why I am hungry? There is more of me to be eating some pie. Forget more Italian; I'm going straight to deserts right now...out of my way now!" Joneah finished as everyone woke up and cheered.

"That was incredible! You could have a chance at winning Camp Idol!" Slinkmin said.

"And finally, we have Lazlo, Raj, and Clam, the Jelly Cabin band, with a song for Joneah called Love Together!" McMuslie said.

(Disclaimer: Love Together belongs to Parappa the Rappa (the series). And again, it will be mixed up a bit).

"Sound check! La-la-la...okay," Clam said.

Moments later, Raj started the record of the song, and Clam's voice really changed by 20 octaves (he sounds like a female now.

"Ahh! Show me your love together baby," Clam sang.

"Love together, love together! Leave it on the floor! Joneah I really love you. So could you please be my baby? Love together, Love together leave it on the floor. I won't care if this appeal you, just as long as you can hold me!" Lazlo started as everyone danced.

"Okay girls, bring out the amps so I could mess him up!" Patsy said.

As the amps rose up, it made the Jelly band stop for a moment.

"What in the Kafizzle River is going on?!" Raj yelled.

"I think we're about to find out," Lazlo said nervously.

"HOLD THE SHOW FOR JUST ONE MINUTE! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE!!" Patsy yelled.

"Do you have to be so loud?! The Jelly Band was loud enough!" Edward yelled.

Patsy didn't respond in words; instead, she put the mike on the amp, making everyone's ears hurt.

"Now. My announcement is that Lazlo is a big fat poopy pants for dumping me for this toosie roll!" Patsy yelled and left.

"Poopy pants?" Lazlo asked.

"Toosie Roll?" Joneah asked.

"Is that really the best you can do, Patsy?" Gretchen asked

Patsy nodded and said, "Yeah. And I bet it's working too!"

As they looked at the stage, Lazlo was still playing the song.

"There I saw was beautiful girl with a shoe. She is very sweet, and she said that she loved me too," Lazlo continued to sing.

""Some plan, Patsy; lucky for you, we've got backup. Alright, Nina! Use the Watermelon Catapult!" Gretchen said in her walkie talkie.

"You got it," Nina said aiming the catapult to the stage and then fired the unlimited watermelons.

As the Jelly Band continue to play, Raj deflected some watermelons with a bat (with his trunk), and Clam ate one watermelon, and then use the seeds as bullets to stop the watermelons; both causing them to explode like fireworks.

"Now this is what I call a spectacular show!" Dave said.

"Yes it does. Now this event will fit perfectly with the Scoop Of The Millennium!" Ping-Pong cheered.

At that point, Lazlo picked Joneah from the stage and she danced with him.

"Dance floor! She dicided to go out with Lazlo. And my what wonders will happen tonight...afterwards...saying Lazlo! I really love her to say anything to me...even if it's...'Can you feel the beat?... It's your chance tonight...' But we would rather hold hands!! All I am saying girl is,"

(During the end of the verse)

"Girls! I'm all out of watermelons! When will the nervous break down orrur?! I know Raj, and he's 40 percent nervous...altough he's 20 percent DJ, 39 percent marshmellow, and 1 percent unknown," Nina said.

"How do you know about this anyway?" Patsy asked angrily.

"We spend time together while you and Gretchen are out," Nina said blushing.

"Whatever that one percent is, he's using it well...NEVER THAT NOW! It's time unleash..." Gretchen said before interrupted.

"Hold on for a minute...you're secretly in love with Raj these past 3 years?!" Patsy asked.

"I wouldn't say 'in love.' But I think of him as my...soulmate," Nina said.

"I've never would've..." Patsy started.

"PATSY!! NINA!! FOCUS ALREADY!! Send out...'Big Bertha!'" Gretchen commanded.

Moments later as Nina pulled the elevator up, it carried another catapult carrying a hippo squrill scout named Bertha carrying a giant watermelon holding a bomb inside.

"Oh, so calling me 'Big Bertha' can give you guys a gimmicking war name? How dare you! You know I've got feeling too, right?! And I better get some kinda reward that will satisfy me. And I'm not talking about a freaken steak dinner either! I'm talking about..." Bertha complained really fast.

"Please keep it down, Bertha. You're Cheez It's will come in the mail when time tells...hey, I rhymed," Nina said before cutting the catapult rope.

"Love together, love together! Leave it on the floor! Joneah I really love you. So could you please be my baby? Love together, love together! Leave it on the floor. I assume you must've love me, but I can't tell if your lying! Love together, love together! Love in the stars..." Lazlo pause for a moment.

At that part, Clam sang the screaming part...hear the song to understand.

"Love together, love together! Leave it on the floor. I hope this song appeals to you, cause it does to everybody!!" Lazlo sang, finishing the verse.

Moments later, everyone notice Bertha heading for the stage with the watermelon. Unfortanatly for Patsy, Nina, and Gretchen, their plan backfired when the bomb exploding too early.

"No one told me that there was a bomb on the watermelon!!" Bertha said all burned and bruised.

What made it even worse was that the bomb had a message aftermath, like a firecracker. The message was 'Joneah, I really love you so!'

"WHO BOUGHT THE BOMB?!" Patsy screamed.

Nina, Gretchen, Bertha, and Almondine pointed at Honey.

"What? You told me to add a love message in the bomb. Did I do something wrong?" she asked.

"I TOLD YOU TO PUT A HATE MESSAGE THERE!! Now I'll never get Lazlo's heart again!" Patsy said then sobbed and left...poor Patsy.

Back at the stage, everyone, even Lazlo, looked confused, while Joneah is awed.

"Lazlo! That was the best performance ever! I really love you, Lazlo!" Joneah cried.

"Well, the perfomance is not over yet! Everybody dance!" Raj yelled as he started the song again.

"What's going on now, Lazlo?" Joneah asked.

"I think we're about to find out," Lazlo said after noticing Clam's sign (Raj wrote). It says 'Everybody get down.'

(The following under the line is in script format.)

Raj: Clap you feet, stomp your hands and let's go! What do you say to the DJ?

Everyone: Everybody get down!

Raj: What do we say the lovers?

Everyone: Get down; get down!

Raj: What do you say to the DJ?

Everyone: Everybody get down!

Raj: What do we say the lovers?

Everyone: Get down; get down! Love! Love! Love together, people. Love! Love! Love together, baby! Love! Love! Love together people.

Lazlo: This is getting out of control.

They sang that over and over... until finally it ends and the judges chose their top three singers.

"Alrighty! We'll see who the judges voted for to be in our Top 3...after the break," McMuslie said.

"WHAT?! YOU KNOW THAT THERE CAN'T BE COMMERCIALS IN A FANFICTION!!" Everyone yelled.

"Sorry about that. Anyway, the judges voted and number 3 goes to Joneah Peterson! Number 2 goes to the Jelly Band! They would've been number 1, but Slinkmin said that it was against the rules for bands to play. Single singers only; yet they were good enough to be in the top 3. And speaking of good, you should try my new Tofu Supreme Surprise! They'll take a bite away from you!" McMuslie rambled.

"Will you shut up and tell us who's number 1 already?!" Edward yelled.

"Fine, but your missing out. And number 1 according to the judges is...SAMPSON PORCUPINE with the hard to pronounce song...Car...Cara...oh yeah! Chocolatedansen, the speedycake version," McMuslie said.

"No, McMuslie! It's Caramelldansen! Hit it!" Sampson yelled as the speedycake mix started.

(Last Disclaimer: Caramelldansen belong to some Swedish singer. And again, I made lyrics up.)

"Ooh wa, ooh wa, ohh. Dance last night, and you get a haircut; yours only yours, and you get some extra. It's my life, hidden in the crimson; No having money if you Caramelldansen! Ooh-ooh ooh-wa ooh-wa, Ooh-ooh ooh-wa ooh-wa, Ooh-ooh ooh-wa ooh-wa, Ooh-ooh ooh-wa ooh-wa," Sampson sang as everyone danced of that part.

A/N: Well, the chapter's coming to an end. And this is my longest writing ever...which reminds me...

Nappa: Vegeta! What does the word count say about this chapter?

Vegeta: It's over 3000!

Nappa: WHAT 3000?! That can't be right!

Sorry I had to. Anyway, be on the look out for Ch. 5 (Final Chapter) after I finish my 3rd Pucca chapter. See you then. And R/R.

Challenge: If you don't know any of these songs, type them up and here them on Youtube. Once you got the rythem of the songs, try singing them.