Title: The ARK Angels of DX in I-CAN:D

Author: Kaykyaka

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the WWE and TNA characters used within this fictional story. No copyright infringement is intended and no money is being made by this work of fiction.

Ratings: K

Characters: Candice Michelle, Hunter Hurst Helmsley, LC Helmsley, Aurora Rose Helmsley, Shawn, Cameron and Cheyenne Michaels, Amy ‘Lita’ Dumas Michaels, Trish Stratus, Melina and Johnny ‘Nitro’ Hennigan, Randy Orton, Carlito, Edge, Ric Flair, Batista, Torrie Wilson, the Hardyz, Shelton Benjamin, Maria, John Cena, Rey Mysterio, Vickie Guerrero, LAX and the Kliq.

Summary: Candice Michelle is determined to get back in the ring and returns much stronger than before but there’s more to her recovery than meets the eye. Find out more in the next adventure of the ARK Angels of DX.

Chapter Seventeen – Hardy Boy Meets Go Daddy Girl

Columbus International Airport, Ohio at 10am:

The WWE Superstars were waiting for the next flight out to Boston where RAW was taking place, they hugged and kissed Candice Michelle who was going back to The Sandbox with Amy, Joanie and the ARK Angels to finish her rehabilitation. The other WWE Divas were allowed to come back if they wanted to much to their delight since they had done so well and they assured Candice Michelle they’d all be there for her when she came back to work.

“Thank you guys, that means so much to me,” Candice said hugging all the Divas at once and they hugged her back.

“We’ll see you soon Candice,” Victoria said and Amy and Joanie waved goodbye to everyone before boarding their plane back to Connecticut with the ARK Angels. Shawn quickly ran over to Amy and hugged her lifting her off her feet.

“I don’t know what I’d do without you, all this stuff with Candice has made me realize how stupid I was for not listening to you. I’ve taken your anointing for granted and I’m sorry,” he said kissing her passionately and LC rolled her eyes.

“Your dad is grossing me out Cameron,” she groaned and Cameron grabbed her swung her around and kissed her leaving a smile on the junior assassin’s face, “I see where your dad gets it!” she said and kissed Cameron back. Hunter and Joanie smiled at the two lovebirds.

“I didn’t know what cute was until I saw that,” Hunter said, “but I think we can top it,” he said and grabbed Joanie and kissed her.

“You like that huh Ro-Ro?” Jeff Hardy said to Aurora who was very happy to see Joanie and Hunter kiss, she flicked her rattle and a rainbow appeared over the runway outside.

“I guess that answers your question,” Ashley said looking out the window along with all the other travellers at the huge rainbow in the sky.

Shawn and Amy pulled apart and said goodbye, “Come on Candice,” Amy said waving the bouncy brunette over who was thanking Melina once again.

“Thank you for bringing me back to life,” she said gratefully.

“It was my pleasure, the wrestling world will be yours again before you know it,” Melina said.

“Not if I have anything to say about it,” Trish said and everyone looked at her in shock, “I’m just practicing my heel character,” Trish explained.

“You okay?” Melina asked her and Candice nodded, she had never seen heel Trish.

“Yeah I’m fine, I’m just not as keen to come back now that Trish has gone bad,” she said thinking Beth Phoenix had nothing on a heel Trish.

“You wanna be the best you gotta beat the best and when it comes to Trish Stratus, there’s nobody better,” Trish bragged and Randy liked what he heard.

“She sounds just like me,” he said to Edge who nodded thinking Shelton had really hit the nail on the head with this heel turn idea.

“It’s a match made in Heaven,” he said to Matt Hardy who nodded noticing the way Randy Orton responded to the mean side of everyone’s favorite Canadian diva. He noticed his brother leaving with Amy, Joanie and the ARK Angels.

“Yo Jeff where you going?” he said running over to him, “Hunter and Shawn are coming to Boston with us,”

“I know but I’m still babysitting and Aurora needs to lie down,” Jeff said and Matt Hardy tickled Aurora’s hand, it was ice cold as usual.

“Can’t she lie down on the plane?” Matt asked.

“It’s a short flight back to Greenwich and she needs to be in her own room,” Jeff said.

“Whoa you guys are getting close,” Matt said, “how does Hunter feel about that?”

Jeff looked over at Hunter who was still kissing Joanie, his rainbow locks glistening in the morning sunlight.

“He’s very happy about it,” Jeff lied smiling and Matt gave him a suspicious People’s Eyebrow wondering how The Game really felt about his brother getting so close to his baby girl. Candice Michelle came over to hug Matt Hardy, now that she had hugged everyone she was ready to leave.

“Come on Jeff lets go,” she said and kissed Aurora, “can I hold her?” Candice asked and Jeff frowned.

“I don’t know, Hunter’s kind of funny about people holding Aurora,” Jeff said, “Let me just check – yo Hunter!” he hollered across the lounge interrupting Hunter and Joanie’s kiss much to everyone’s shock and The Game’s chagrin. He marched over to the Rainbow Haired Warrior angrily and Shawn came over to make sure Hunter didn’t snap Jeff in half.

“What is your problem?!” Hunter snapped his brightly colored hair flailing about his head and Jeff burst out laughing and Shawn couldn’t believe he had the nerve.

“Your hair looks so cool when you get mad,” Jeff said and Amy tried to stop herself from laughing at Jeff’s disregard for Hunter’s authority, Shawn found it remarkable and Joanie and Aurora found it downright hilarious.

“Don’t say one more word, where’s your respect? I am co-owner of the WWE and you yell out “Yo Hunter!” in front of the WWE locker room?! Are you out of your mind?!” Hunter yelled and Jeff nodded.

“Yes I am,” he replied and Shawn laughed and Hunter grimaced at him.

“At least he’s honest about it,” Shawn argued.

“Go suck a Bible Shawn, nobody interrupts me when I’m getting tongue action from Joanie,” Hunter warned Jeff who rolled his eyes infuriating Hunter even more, “did you just roll your eyes at me?” he asked in disbelief.

“Well you do have a habit of going on and on you know?” Jeff said and now the entire locker room was listening, nobody ever spoke to The Game the way Jeff was and Matt started to feel a little scared that his brother was stepping over the line.

“Jeff pipe down,” Matt warned his brother but Jeff dismissed his older brother.

“Seriously Jeff you don’t wanna get The Game mad,” Ashley warned her boyfriend who shrugged.

“All I wanted to know was if you wouldn’t mind if Candice held Aurora,” Jeff said and Hunter’s face lightened.

“Of course I don’t mind!” Hunter said taking Aurora from Jeff and giving her to Candice, “In fact from now on anyone can hold Aurora, preferably Divas,” he said and Shawn frowned knowing how protective Hunter was over who held his little girl since Stephanie dropped her at Luis Vuitton in Los Angeles. Candice pulled Aurora up to her and nuzzled her cheek.

“She likes you,” Jeff said.

“How do you know?” Candice asked him.

“Because her cheeks are warming up,” Jeff said stroking Aurora’s cheek and she sneezed on Candice, “that means she really likes you,” Jeff said and Candice smiled down at Aurora not even bothering to wipe the snot from her face.

“I think it means she’s forgiven me,” Candice said and Jeff hugged Candice and kissed her cheek.

“I forgive you too,” he said and Candice smiled and headed for the plane with Amy who was watching Jeff and Candice interact with Cameron and Cheyenne.

“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” Amy asked Cameron.

“I don’t think I know and yes you’re right,” Cameron said and Amy sighed while Cheyenne leaned her head to the side and noticed LC smiling from ear-to-ear, she did that a lot when she thought no-one was looking and it was obvious to the 3 year-old phenom that she was in love with Cameron.

“What are you guys talking about over here?” Shawn asked his family.

“Nothing, just that Aurora and Hunter might not be the only one who likes Candice Michelle,” Amy said and Shawn frowned, “I’ll tell you more when you get home, have a good day at work honey. Say goodbye to your daddy kids,”

“Bye daddy!” Cheyenne and Cameron called out and Shawn hugged them and blew Amy a kiss which she caught and put in her pocket, “Let’s go guys,” Amy said to Cheyenne and Cameron following Jeff Hardy and Candice to the gate for departure. Shawn blew his wife another kiss and then turned back to his beloved roster and the first face he saw was Shelton Benjamin’s.

“Nice idea about Trish turning heel eh?” Shelton said Hunter laughed as Shawn ran ahead to escape Shelton, he pulled Ashley into a hug but she didn’t reciprocate which was unusual for the punk blond who was normally very affectionate to The Game.

“What’s up?” he asked her but she didn’t answer and went over to Matt Hardy who was trying to stop Shelton from chasing after Shawn with Edge and Carlito.

“Don’t take it personally she’s just got a little competition,” Trish said and Hunter furrowed his brow.

“Who?” he asked.

“Candice Michelle,” Trish answered and Hunter jumped up and down infuriated.

“First Aurora my baby girl and now Candice my fantasy girl?! I can’t believe this - I hate you Jeff Hardy I hate you!” he yelled, further down the airport Candice wondered if she had just heard Hunter scream out in a rage.

“I don’t think Hunter likes you very much,” Candice said to Jeff and blew a raspberry on Aurora’s cheek as Hunter’s baby girl pulled on Jeff’s nose.

“He’ll warm up to me,” Jeff said as Aurora let go of his nose and pulled Candice Michelle’s hair causing it to change color, Jeff stared at the multi-colors that now covered Candice’s head in amazement.

“Oh my gosh look what she did to my hair, I think she really likes me!” Candice said and Jeff swallowed nervously looking at the colorful strands of red, yellow, green and purple hair on Candice Michelle’s head; I think I like you too Jeff thought to himself now seeing Candice in a whole other way that Ashley wouldn’t approve of and he made a mental note to talk to Amy about it on the plane but for now he’d do the friendly thing and offer the bright and colorful Candice Michelle a Skittle, unenhanced and perfectly legal.

The ARK Angels will be back in The Girl with the Golden Earrings!