A/N: This is pretty much AU, actually really AU. I have watched the end of Naked Mile and all of Beta House, so somethings will be off.

If I owned The American Pie Series, do you think I'd be writing fan fiction?
Iridessa and Sophia belong to me.

Iridessa looks exactly like Sarah from LG15.

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My name is Iridessa Anderson and I guess you could say I'm an odd person. I'm have blond hair and blue eyes and look like most American eighteen year old teenagers. I love the nerds candy and have the oddest taste in music. At one moment, I will be listening to Third Eye Blind then listening to Insane Clown Posse. I have two older brothers and a twin sister, Sophia. One of my older brothers happens to be Nick Anderson, one of the newest members to the Beta House. I have - or had, a boyfriend I love(d). His name is Dwight. But he goes by his last name. Stifler. I'm the only one who is aloud to call him Dwightie (long story.) I totally loathe him now. I guess I should start from the beginning.

The Beta House:

I begged my mom to see my older brother, and Dwight. She finally agreed. I ran toward the beta house, my red converse making a loud smack as they hit the ground. As soon as I got there, I stopped, fixed my hair, re-applied my make-up, and straightened out my 'Social Distortion' T-Shirt. I walked in, avoiding the whores and obviously wasted guys. I searched threw the crowd of students, finally finding one of Nick's friends. Erik Stifler. I walked up to him, and smiled my best. "Hey, You're Erik, right?" He blinked at me for few minutes. "I'm Nick's sister." His eyes lit up and he nodded.

"Oh, yeah. Whats up?" He asked, trying to keep me from seeing the people dancing. I shrugged.

"Nothing much. Have you seen Stifler..the other Stifler." I asked, raising an eyebrow. He shook his head violently.

"Nope, not here." I could tell he was lying. He was avoiding my eyes. I turned around and saw what he was looking at.

My boyfriend...

With someone else.

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