-is chained to a wall- Damn you all, this isn't a yaoi!

L: -whips- Silence, Kira suspect!

Raito: She admitted to being Kira a while ago, so why the hell am I chained up too! -chained besides Ayumi-

L: The both of you are suspects, now shut up.

Me: -snarls- It's not yaoi, damn it all!

L: -whips her again- Just disclaim already.

Me: -emo- I don't own Death Note...-sob-

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Cake... L pressed his face and palms on the store window, his mouth hanging open and his eyes sparkling. It's so beautiful...

"Ryuuzaki...you're drooling." Raito pointed out in disgust. L blinked and looked down at the small puddle of drool now collected around his feet. "Oh."

"I swear, if you mess up your new clothes, I'll murder you." Raito growled, pulling out a light pink handkerchief from his pocket with a flourish, folded it into an impressive looking diamond and dabbed L's mouth with it.

What to do...add to his percentage for obviously threatening to end my life, something Kira would do, or detract from it from the ridiculous obsession with hygiene and the such. I mean, a handkerchief? And it ceases to match his current outfit and...oh...oh Bugger, I'm becoming like him! No! "Up by thirty percent!" L shrieked, pointing a manicured finger at the prodigy.

"What! Why! For cleaning up?" Raito demanded.

"Mind control! Kira has taken over my mind!" L screamed, clutching his head in horror. People stared.

"Ryuuzaki! Are you doing this just to embarrass me!" Raito hissed under his breath, glaring at him.

"As a matter of fact, yes, I am, Kira-kun." L smiled.

"How many times must I tell you, I'm not Kira! Now let’s go get your damn cake already." Raito pushed him inside. The small store was crammed with an assortment of candies and colorful pastries. L's eyes bugged out even more then usual. "W-wow...cor blimey, it's beautiful...Kira must've killed me because I'm in heaven..."

"No, sadly, you're still alive. Stop drooling, it's getting all over my shoes. Ew!" Raito flailed, squealing in disgust. L blinked and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. "Sorry." He went over to the cashier, a pale girl in gothic lolita clothes and looking like she didn't want to be there.

She smirked at L. "Well, hello there."

"Hello." L blinked at her. "I desire the largest chocolate cake you hold here in this establishment."

"Wow, you really like chocolate." She replied with a bigger smirk.

"Not as much as some people."

-

Somewhere, Mello was eating chocolate as usual, and sneezed. "What the hell was that?"

"I guess it's true. Idiots catch colds faster." Near muttered.

"Why you little brat!"

-

"Here's your cake." She hoisted a huge cake onto the counter. L stared. That's bigger then Raito!

"Stop drooling before you flood the place!" Raito nagged from far off.

"Hehe! Would you like whipped cream with that?" She held up a whipped cream can. L blinked again. "Sure."

"Okay!" She pressed down on the nozzle, and whipped cream squirted onto L's face. "Oh, oops! I'm sooo sorry." She giggled deliberately.

"It's fine." L started to lick it off. She shook her head and grabbed him. "No, let me!"

"Wh-wha!" L yelped, turning red as she started randomly licking him off. Where the hell is Raito when I need him!

Raito snickered behind the wall. Oh yes, this was more fun than cable.

-

"I hate you." L muttered as they walked away from the store.

"Hey, I saved you, didn't I?"

"But not until after she had me chained to the wall, and after removing my shirt, had chocolate all over my chest." L glared at him.

"Yeah, yeah, details. Ya got yer cake, so let's go already." Raito grinned. L lagged behind for a second, spotting something from a nearby store. "...hold on, Raito-kun, there's something else I need..."

-

Almost time. L put another piece of cake in his mouth and waited. Raito would be waking up in three seconds, and would, as usual, go to the bathroom to shower. L looked at the clock. Three...two...one...

"HIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEK! RYUUUUUUUUZAAAAAAAKIIIIIIIIII!"

"Success." L smiled. Raito came running down, a towel around his head and waist and his face red from anger.

L blinked innocently. "Raito-kun is naked under that towel."

"H-how dare you...you...I'll never forgive you for this!" Raito seethed.

"I do not know what Raito-kun is blabbering on about. Would Raito-kun like some cake?" L offered him a fork.

"No! I don't want your damn cake!" Raito slapped the fork away and showed L his back. On his shoulder blades were extremely detailed white wings tinged with black feathers, and an apple in the center. A shiny apple.

L smiled a bit. "Oh, so you like it?"

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! You can't go around randomly tattooing someone while they sleep!"

"Oh..." L smirked, tugging on his pierced ear. "...I thought it would look good on you. Is Raito-kun mad?" He simpered in a mocking, falsetto voice.

Raito stared at him in shock. "D-damn you...damn you!" He ran away screaming. "Damn you! DAMN YOU!"

"Haha." L chewed on more cake and smiled. Now we're even.

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Okay, yes, this whole chapter was just fanservice. L fangirls, feel free to picture yourself as the creepy cashier girl with the whipped cream :3 Review replies!

UndeadTiger- Ummm...a picture of Raito and L about to trip Matsuda XD;

Sapphire Elric- I love Zexion, he's smexy X3

September Rhyme- XD I dunno, something random I just felt like saying...o.O you KOed Raito and L...bad!

Synonymous Brain- XD Lol whut?

Teh Soul Cookie- XD Lol whut? -shot again- Raito is adorable when he's fruity...

Leair- Lol, I might just keep him being the KO kid, I dunno...

SohmaElric91- XD O M Word? Lol, XD;;

Princesssayuri1- Mwahahah, yes, I'm Kira!

Raito: -mutters-

And yes, you can X3 Together, we'll rid the world of non-anime fans! MWAHAHAHA!

Osaka-4-Prez- Omg, Osaka is love! And yeah, I'm totally gonna do that idea X3 Thanks!

SonokoTao- Lol, is that so? XD Then he's partially British, yay! Thanks for the info!

Vampire Scooby- .o. a Mello outfit? Ehh? And yeah, he'll keep the earring n.n

EmoNekoNinja- L in Ed's clothes is hot...Ed would probably look good in L's clothes...damn, we need fanart of that...

WhiteWolfClub- ...deliciously gay? ...should I take that as a compliment?

Skyler25- O.O; Are ya'll having an argument through my reviews? Wtf! Poor L? I think it suits him...

Kurai-Kyuuketsuki- XD Lol, well, now ya know X3

Dark Chocolate Alchemist- Damn straight, lol

UNpReDiCtAbLE lIfE- Omg, I hate writing that, it's hard DX And where? n.n...my brain? Hehehe...

Kira35- -confused- Stop with the arguing -cries-

Island Of the Ships- Lol, no, but thanks for the info :3 I know

midnightstorydesire- XD I don't see what's so funny about my disclaimers...XD;

Yami ni Hikari- Wooooow, really long review...Socks and duct tape...okay...XD;And maybe...

Akatsuki Girl942- LMAO XD Someone noticed! I dunno, he just randomly has an earring gun...

Fantabulous- XD;; Actually, you might be right...X3 I love that part, lol.

Havoc's Honey- The catch? Ehhh:o

Pastel Cupcake- HA! PWN!

MissMarientose- XD;; Okay, lol

LightofaThousandSuns- X3 Lol, thank you

peanutbutterjellytime!- XD Lol

ilovewriting23- Oh wow, ya reviewed alot at once o.o; thanks XD; I can't reply to all at once though...

InuyashaLuver1224- Yes, I know how both end, and the manga is way better. What's the bitch there? Eh?

arimi-san- ...

L: ...Calm down...

Me: -lunges at- !

Raito: -restrains and puts her in straight jacket- Bad Kira! -sprays with water-

Me: -hiss-

Gimme reviews, rawr!