The Gundam Dudes came out of my TV set

Disclaimer: Gundam Wing is not created by me. So there.

Author's Note: This fanfic is based on my friends and I, and I'm using our "Anime Bistro" Identity (Anime Bistro is a web site we're making) I'm Xel.

Chapter 1: Xel the Sorcerer

Xel zoomed around the streets on her motorbike as she headed home from Da Bistro. She, being an expert in all expects of computer and electronic technology, had just finished fixing a stuffed up computer system at the restaurant she worked at. Xel Kijitsu was a tall (170cm), fifteen year old orphan/sorcerer/former thief/former thief-catcher who lives with her mentor, who teached her everything from sorcery and fighting to literature, maths and science, and so on. Xel might as well win the "The Boyish Girl in the World" award, because she is. She had black hair/dark purple, and her right eye colour was purple, while her left eye was dark blue. She wore baggy clothing: big white T-shirt, black puffa vest, loose light khaki pants, black boots, a pair of wrap-around sunglasses resting on her forehead, and an orange collared shirt tied around her waist. She went to school at home, but then it was still the school holidays.

"!!!! FREE TIMMMMEEE!!!" Xel knelt down kissed the floor of her lousy apartment, just like the Pope.

Xel finally got some free time to play some games or watch TV. Oh yeah, Xel thought to herself, Jenny lent me her Gundam tape, might as well watch that so I could return in to her. Xel put the tape into the VCR. What Xel didn't notice was the tape started to glow inside the VCR. Kinda pathetic, since she is a sorcerer.

"Now it's time to sit back and relax. Oooh, Endless Waltz!!! Come on, shoot their guts out!! Dunno why they wanted to get rid of the Gundams..." Xel's favourite characters happened to be Trowa and Quatre. Then it happened. A flash appeared in front of Xel's eyes, blinding her for a second and throwing her backwards.

"What the hell happenned?!" Xel rubbed her eyes, but she saw five things that weren't in the living room. Until now.

"Where the hell are we?!" Duo asked.

"This certainly doesn't look like my living room." Quatre commented.

"They came out of my TV!!!! HELL!!!! GET BACK INTO MY TV!!!! YOU CAN GO OUT AFTER THE MOVIE'S FINISHED!!!! JENNY, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!! Wait, better tell her that on the phone..."

"Who's that boy?!" Wufei asked.

"Who ya calling 'boy'?! I'm a girl, ya doofus!!! I'm a tomboy though!!!" Xel stomped to the phone and dialed her friend Jenny. Jenny was a regular customer at the bistro, with long black hair and brown eyes, and only 14 years old.

"Hello?" Jenny answered the phone.

"Jenny, ya getting chopped."

"Why?"

"Because, your tape is mucked up. The five Gundam dudes are out!!! OF MY TV!!!"

"Haha, that's so funny, you should act your age, Xel."

"Hey, look at this weird thing..." Duo was shaking Xel's Playstation 2 and knocked it about.

"You let go of that!! That's my prized possession!" Xel cast a fire ball at Duo, and the ends of his braid was burning.

"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HELP ME!!!!" Duo was running around the living room, his hair on fire.

"Hey, Jenny, I'll get you later, because I have to prevent someone from burning." Xel sent a fountain of water at Duo, practically drenching him. Duo stood there with droopy eyes that reads "You're gonna get hurt..." His hair was smoking, and there was weird frying sounds coming from it. On of the longer strands of hair was still alight. Xel went over and put it out with her fingers. She grinned menacingly.

"Heh heh heh, it seems like you're powerless."

"Injustice! Women can't overtake men!!!" Wufei complained. He had to pick up all the courage he had left to say that, because Xel was in a fearsome mood.

"Shut ya trap! I hafta make a phone call." Xel dialed Aggy's mobile phone number. Aggy Mistifog was Xel's nature freak friend who lives in a dingy, which Xel motorised. Aggy was the eldest in the Da Bistro gang (sixteen years of age). She had brown eyes, and black/dark blue hair with her fringe dyed with green, red and purple. She was short, as Xel was tall. Aggy wasn't as tomboyish as Xel: wearing thongs, a Hawaiian collared T-shirt, and matching shorts. She also had a colourful parrot called Spike.

"Aggy Mistifog speaking." Aggy picked up the phone.

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Wha...?"

"I mean, come quick, dammit!!! You won't believe me till ya see it. But it's bad. Really bad. Let's just say, so bad that it can effect the natural balance of the world mentally and phiscally, unless I know what to do."

"Is it something to do with sorcery? 'cos if it is, why are you asking me?! You're the sorcerer!!!"

"I know, but I need reinforcements. You don't know what I just got myself into."

"Whatever. I'll come, there's nothing better to do..."

"Good." Xel put down the phone. Then there was a knock.

"Woah, Aggy can't be that fast now, can she?" Xel opened the door. It was Jenny.

"I never invited you." Xel said with a frown.

"You can be so rude at times."

"What did you expect from a former thief? I was practically a rough-and-tumble bouncer!!!"

"Who cares. I want to see if it's true."

"Waz true?"

"The Gundam boys, did they really come out?"

"Well..." Xel was cut short by a whooping Duo.

"Hey!!! Who's the chick?"

"Excuse me for a sec, Jenny..." Xel turned around and ran after Duo. "Come here you cow!!!!" Unfortunately for Duo, Xel never lost any of her fighter's energy, or strength, and caught him before he could say "Shinigami". Xel then carried Duo over her shoulder, and chucked him into an empty cupboard. She casted a magic lock, so he wouldn't come out.

"HEY!!! LET ME OUT OF HERE, YOU BIG MEANY!!! LET ME OUT!!!" Duo knocked about inside the cupboard.

"I will squash all of you with Duo if you don't behave." Xel showed then the long spikes from her black, finger cut gloves. Seeing the nervous look in Quatre's eyes, she retracted the spikes (magically) and went back to Jenny, with a satisfied look on her face.

"Now, where were we...?" Xel smirked. Jenny wasn't very happy.

"Is that how you usually treat guests?!"

"They invaded!!! They came out of MY TV!!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!!"

"Hey, Xel, not a good day, I guess?" Aggy just arrived.

"Thank god. Did ya bring ya guns?" Xel grinned excitedly.

"You did mention reinforcements, so I brought my guns. Now, are you prepared?" Aggy held her tranquillizer gun in one hand, and her pistol in the other. Xel waved her hand about, and suddenly she was clutching an electric rod, usually used for zapping and bashing. Both girls sniggered, and Xel's spikes were out again, ready for some serious slashing.

"Look here, boys, it seems like some sort of magic has gotten you out of my TV, so..."

"I will not cooperate." Heero interrupted, with a determined look on his face. He took out his gun, and pointed it to Xel.

"Ya wouldn't wanna do that. Ya see, here people know me, I have an identity card. You, however, are unknown." Xel said, as a ball of lightning started to fry at the end of her rod. Heero then pointed the gun at himself.

"Like anyone would care, but since your death would destroy the balance of TV and the natural world. So," Xel sent a lightning blast at Heero's gun and fried it. "I won't let you die." Heero started to pout.

"Anyway, We should try to put you all back into the TV. Aggy, help me push Heero back in the screen." Xel took Heero by the arm and he struggled. However, Xel was really tough.

"I doubt this would work." Aggy sighed, but helped Xel anyway. They tried to shove Heero into the television, but eventually Xel gave up, she didn't want her TV to break because of something she don't know about. She settled down with everyone else to play Monopoly. At the moment, Duo is arguing with Wufei about landing in Mayfair.

"I hate this, I've never seen Endless Waltz before..." Xel sat down, swearing under her breath.

"But I have!!!" Jenny jumped to her feet.

"That's good, but it seems like a have to do some research. I don't think I can recognise this curse. We better go to Helle's place, because of her extensive library. And maybe she'll give these boys some accommodation. What I find odd is, Trowa and the other boys have grown 12cm when he came out of the TV."

"How did you know?" Jenny and Aggy asked at the same time.

"It's obvious," Xel stood up and told Trowa to stand,. He was two centimetres taller than her. "See?"

"Yeah, and you're really good at maths." Aggy stood up. "Come on, we better get going, I think Helle's at Da Bistro at the moment, along with Orb, Eevee and Melody."

"Damn! I just left that place!" Xel continued to swear until she got all of the boys to to follow her. "Now you have to follow me at all times. ALL TIMES!!! I MEAN IT!!! Otherwise, I'll never allow you to touch food again..."

"I think we're beginning to see Xel's feminine side." Jenny whispered to Aggy. Suddenly, Xel took out five pairs of handcuffs and placed a cuff on each of the boys wrists. Then she put the other half of the cuff on her left wrist. Which means all boys are directly joined to her, and not each other. So they're kind of squashed and uncomfortable.

"Now you all can't run." Xel said in a calm, yet evil manner.

"I don't think we're gonna see any feminine side in that tomboy." Aggy replied to Jenny. Xel had trouble pulling all Gundam boys out of her front door at the same time. Then they all headed to Da Bistro. However, Xel forgot to turn off the TV, and the pause began to wear off. Basically, most characters came out the the TV, and while Xel is halfway towards the Da Bistro, all the other characters are long gone, especially Relena, who is looking for Heero.