"Yawning, Harry potter slipped out of his warm bed in Gryffindor Tower, only to be face-to-face with Draco Malf-"

Harry: What the hell is Malfoy doing in my room?

-Nagini-: What?! spins around, spotting Harry Potter glaring from the chair in her room. H-H-H-Harry Potter?

Draco: No, he's the bloody Queen of England.

Missie Lupin: You see? That's why I don't like him -Nagini-. You don't have to be so sarcastic Draco.

-Nagini-: Yes he does. It's his mental defensive-mechanism. Poor Draco... sniffle

Harry + Missie: Huh?

Hermione: Honestly you two. It means that Malfoy here is insecure so he keeps being sarcastic to cover it up.

Draco: is staring in disbelief I most bloody well do not! Malfoys are not insecure.

-Nagini-: whispers Yes, see... Living in the shadow of the Malfoy name... This is going to take some work Missie...

Harry: Hello! Back to my question! Why is Draco Malfoy in my dorm!

Ron: irritable It's not just your dormitory you know Harry!

-Nagini-: What the hell do you think you are doing in my Author Ficcy? Hmmm? You got some 'splainin' to do!! bashes Ronald "fricking" Weasley with a mallet into the ground

Ron: weakly Ow...?

Missie: while -Nagini- is in the process of killing Weasley Cool. grabs some popcorn -Nagini- is going totally... POSTAL! Fun!

Draco: Go -Nagini-! Hey, pass the kernels.

Harry: Fat chance of getting them from her. She's a total popcorn hog... Missie thwaps him while still stuffing popcorn into her mouth Ow? Do you know why Draco was in my dorm?

Missie: mouth full Most pro'lly a slash fic... -Nagini- likes them. Harry pales, as does Draco and Hermione

All three: SLASH?! Missie nods and cheers when Ron was finally killed

-Nagini-: And stay out. Humph... What's with you three?

Draco: I... and... Potter? Slashed? How...

Draco AND Harry: SICK!

-Nagini-: I thought it was sweet. Missie... You do realize that Hermione is sitting next to you, as is Drake... right? Missie lets a few popcorn kernels fall from a wide-open mouth. She jumps up and quickly sits on the floor near Harry And um... Herm... Now you're with Drakie...

Draco: insulted Drakie? Drake? What?! -Nagini- grins evilly

-Nagini-: Whaaaat? innocently You don’t like your nickname? smirks

Draco: shakes his head furiously No!

-Nagini-: pouts and crosses her arms You four are no fun, well, Missie, you would be… but-

Missie: still munching on her yummy popcorn The popcorn factor. I know. suddenly panics Don’t zap me back home! Reemie is gonna be mad at me when I get back, I uh… blew up the living room.

-Nagini-: Okayz, Sorry Draco, Harry, Herm, you gotta leave, I’m calling in the Marauders. sticks out her tongue and starts to type, suddenly Draco, Herm, and Harry all disappear There we go…. Now for…. types madly for a few minutes Oh phooie, I’ll do that later! saves and turns off her compy.

Almost a full day later….