A little parody of Fiddler on the Roof, because I now see the Fire Nation dressed in traditional Hasidic Jewish clothing, looking confused. Enjoy!

This musical belongs to Sholom Alecheim, Jerry Bock and Sheldon Harnick, not me. Avatar belongs to Viacom.

Fire Nation on the Roof

[OZAI]
Fire Nation, Fire Nation!!
Fire Nation, Fire Nation!

[OZAI & PAPAS]
Who day and night must conquer all that’s living
Rule the wife and children, earn a little gold
And who is the Lord and master of the House
Whose wish is always law?

The Papa, the Papa! Fire Nation.
The Papa, the Papa! Fire Nation.

[URSA & MAMAS]
Who must be the brain behind the throne
To rule the home, when we’re alone
Who must teach the girls the ninja arts
While Papa’s conquering the savages?

The Mama, the Mama! Fire Nation!
The Mama, the Mama! Fire Nation!

[ZUKO and SONS]
At three I learned to fire-bend, and to fight in the war
I only fear my own defeat and….our women!

The son, the son! Fire Nation!
The son, the son! Fire Nation!

[AZULA, MAI, TY LEE and DAUGHTERS]
And who does Mama teach to kill and maim and rule?
And how to fry our husbands if they become a fool?

The daughter, the daughter! Fire Nation!
The daughter, the daughter! Fire Nation!