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Chaoskirby3
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Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Naruto U. - Reviews: 173 - Updated: 03-04-08 - Published: 02-21-08 - id:4087261

The Rose and The Fox

Disclaimer: Don't own Naruto, Anything to do with Nippon Ichi Software or Capcom References.

Regular Talking: “Speech”

Thinking: “Speech”

Shouting: “Speech”

Inner Sakura/Bijuu to Vessel: “Speech”

Summoned Creature/Bijuu: “Speech”

Overlord Rozalin's Castle: Two Weeks Later

Naruto sat on his bed and sighed. He let his demonic mana and holy mana heal him as he remained perfectly still.

Kyuubi, next time I head back to Konoha, I'm going to perform Dark X Slash on Neji followed by a Winged Slayer and a Fuuton: Rasengan.”

Right. I'll remind you.”

God...bringing Hinata here had to be the most dangerous thing I have done so far.”

What about the time you stumbled into the girls section of the hot-springs?”

Other than that. I don't need you to remind me of the torture they put me through.”
“I figured the hickeys were a constant reminder.”

Who was the one who gave those to me?”

I don't know, my money is on Tamiko though, she has fangs.”

God, those two girls are dangerous. I now know how Sasuke feels except on a much more dangerous scale.”

It seems Hinata and Rozalin had a bit of a rivalry going. They both tried to either out power each other, out do each other or spend more time with Naruto. The poor fox prince had trouble stopping them from killing each other. Hinata became a very odd breed of demon. She was mixture between a Galaxy Mage, Healer, Kunoichi and a Monk. Naruto decided to call her a Joker Demon due to the hood she had. Not to mention that steel battle staff that she used to fight. She was still sweet and timid to him but when it came to fighting over him, she was a vicious monster. Naruto still had wounds from when he jumped in front of Rozalin, taking a Jyuuken assault in the process. Rozalin on the other hand was a lot nicer to him but when he turned his back, Rozalin would try to cap Hinata's head in.

The male vassals would just bet on who would win or who would lose their top first so they were no help what so ever. The female vassals were worse. They would harass Naruto while Hinata and Rozalin pounded the snot out each other. He shivered as he rubbed his neck.
“This castle is filled with dangerous babes and lazy bastards who takes bets on who would win.”

Kraus opened his door and he had a smirk on his face.

“Hey captain! Rozy and Hina are brawling it out again.” Naruto scowled and he vanished.

Castle Courtyard

Naruto appeared in the Courtyard with a scowl on his face. He ducked a bolt of lightning and his scowl deepened. He watched as Hinata flew through the air dodging Rozalin's bullets. The princess growled angrily as she prepared a Shooting Stars. Multiple glowing spheres emerged from Rozalin's body and she jumped in the air. She fired off many random shots and watched as the spheres ricocheting the blasts in between each other and towards Hinata. Hinata scowled and closed her eyes.

“Hakkeshou...Dai Kaiten!” (Eight Trigrams Great Heavenly Spin)

Hinata began to expel chakra from her body and the chakra formed a dome around her. She started spinning and the shield deflected the Shooting Stars.

Naruto's eyes turned crimson and he let out a savage roar freezing everyone in their tracks. Hinata landed gracefully and she turned pale. Naruto stomped up to her and grabbed her by her arm. Rozalin smirked but she gasped when Naruto did the same to her. His eyes were still glowing as he stormed through the castle. Many of the vassals were disappointed that the fight was over but one look from the demon fox silenced them and probably would show up in their nightmares for days to come.

“I am sick...and tired of breaking this up...why can't you to get along?!” Shouted Naruto angrily.

Both girls looked away from him which only served to anger him even more.

“You two...will get along...or else...” Growled Naruto. Hinata nodded immediately but Rozalin was a bit more stubborn than that.
“Who do you think you are speaking to me like that?”

“I don't care if you're an Overlord. I am tired of making sure you don't kill each other. For god's sake could at least tolerate each other? That's all I'm asking for.” Whined Naruto.

Rozalin looked at Hinata and scowled.
“I will try to get along with her...”

“I-I can try N-Naruto-kun...”
“Don't call him Naruto-kun!” Shouted the Princess.

Hinata lunged at Rozalin and Naruto eyes turned pure red, iris, pupil and all.

“ENOUGH!” Roared Naruto. Now he was severely pissed. Rozalin and Hinata froze and stared at the angry fox demon. Now Naruto's normal aura of mana was blue or red when he was either angry or enjoying his battles a bit too much. His aura was pitch black signifying he was far beyond angry. Crimson lightning cackled around him and his fangs elongated.

“You two...are going to get along...I will see to it...” He stormed towards the Item World, he needed to destroy something, something that probably didn't deserve a painful death. Rozalin and Hinata were both pale as sheets. They looked at each other and walked away.

Item World

The Item World looked like someone dropped an atomic bomb on the place. Limbs everywhere, bodies maimed, broken, burned, out right decimated littered the landscape and the poor Item King who was Galaxy Skull was at the receiving end of a Garasengan, multiple Garasengans. Naruto pulled the Death Scythe out of the Skull's hand and he sighed. He rubbed his temples and plopped down on his back.

You know...I'm beginning to think that some higher up wants me to lose my sanity...”

Actually that would be pretty amusing to see you going on a rampage, killing the men, ravaging the women, blowing up the countryside...the works...”
“Oh shut up Kyuubi...”

I'm serious...it would be pretty funny. Now that I think about it...you do everything above except ravage the ladies. Go get laid you punk!”

I cannot believe I am having this conversation with you!”

Or masturbate at the least...you know, jerk the chicken, wrestle the one eyed snake, tenderize the steak, beat your meat like it owes you money...”

You perverted fox! Why do I even talk to you?!”

You're not mad at Rozalin and Hinata are you?”
Naruto stopped to think and he sighed.

No...not anymore why?”

Good then I accomplished my mission. You need to relax. All you do now is train in the Item World, eat, break up a fight, bath every now and then and sleep.”

You're right...but my next vacation isn't for another six weeks...”
“So, Naruto you have to be the most dedicated vassal I have ever seen. Had I had someone like you in my castle...well I'd be pretty damn invincible.”

What makes you say that?”

A vassal like you comes around once a lifetime...”

Thanks Kyuubi...”
“No problem kid but in all seriousness...go get laid dammit!”

Stop mucking around in my sex life you perverted fox!”

Naruto scowled but smiled when he heard the fox king laughing. Even though they hated each other at first, they seemed to be getting along finely ever since Naruto became a demon. Kyuubi saw Naruto as more of a demonic pupil or a potential candidate for God Overlord. There were four Overlords who contended for that position. The eldest of the demon siblings, Kyuubi, The Lord of Terror Baal, Naruto's blasted father Overlord Minato and the Overlord known as Zetta. With Kyuubi sealed in Naruto, he made it his personal mission to whip the brat into shape and Minato's disappearance, there were only two contenders for that title.

Brat, you know what you need...”

I swear if its a perverted joke...”

A harem of babes waiting on you hand and foot.”

That's it! I'm going in that sword and I'm going to beat the fur off your ass!”

Naruto's eyes dulled a bit and he appeared in the sword world. Kyuubi was a tiger sized fox that was grinning at him.

Let's make this more interesting brat, if I defeat you, you have to spy on the girls in the hot-springs.” Said Kyuubi with a maniacal grin on his face. Naruto was pale, that was the closest thing to suicide.

“And if I win, can I have your title as an Overlord?”

HELL NO! I REFUSE TO LET YOU HAVE THAT! PICK SOMETHING ELSE!” Shouted Kyuubi.

“Fine, what do I want from you...I got it, I want your arm and you have to teach me some fox arts.”

The fox arts I can understand but my arm?”

“I want to be able to use your claws with my right arm.”
“Hm interesting...alright brat! Lets do this!”

Naruto got into stance and reached for his katana only to see it was gone. “What the?”

Looking for this?” Kyuubi had his sword in between his tails.

“Fine...then I use this!” Naruto took out the Death Scythe he stole from the Item King. Kyuubi grinned as he unsheathed Beniga with his tails. The demon foxes charged at each other.

Kitsune Bi!” Roared Kyuubi as he exhaled a blue flame at Naruto. Naruto grinned as he prepared at Mizurappa. He shot out a jet of water, and to his surprise, the fox fire overpowered his water.

“Shit!” Naruto rolled to the side and began going through seals.

“Fuuton: Atsugai!” Shouted Naruto as he released a great pressure from his mouth. Kyuubi jumped into the air and began spinning. A bluish white flame surrounded his body as he rolled towards Naruto.

Goukarin!” (Great Flame Wheel)

Naruto frowned as he went through more seals. “Suiton: Suiryuudan no Jutsu!” (Water Release: Water Dragon Projectile Technique)

Naruto spat out a medium sized water dragon and it hit Kyuubi dead on. He grinned but frowned when he saw the fox wheel of destruction still coming his way. He crossed his arms around his chest and took the hit. Kyuubi smirked as he crashed into Naruto. The boy let out a pain filled grunt as the flames burned his arms. Naruto concentrated demonic mana and holy mana towards the wounds to heal him.

“What the hell? Those flames aren't affected by water?”

The fox fire is much harder to snuff out then regular flames. You need a lot more powerful water techniques to put out those fires.” Said Kyuubi with a proud tone.

“Really...I have one...” Naruto began going through some seals that looked real familiar.

Um Naruto that is a bit overkill...” Muttered Kyuubi as he took a step back.

“Suiton: Dai Tsunami no Jutsu!” (Water Release: Great Giant Wave Technique)

Naruto took a deep breath and shot out a huge amount of water from his gullet. The water began to pool around him and Kyuubi until it was at least nine feet deep. Kyuubi whimpered when he realized what was coming up next. The water began to recede and it turned into a giant wave.
“Well fuck...” Said Kyuubi as the wave came crashing down on him. Had Kyuubi had all his power, he would be laughing at the water attack. Naruto only gave him three tails worth of power so their power was even. Kyuubi had more wisdom and the cunning of a fox but Naruto had enough tricks up his sleeve as well.

Five seconds later Kyuubi jumped from the bottom of the water and bristled angrily at Naruto.

You bastard! My fur will take forever to dry!”

“Stop complaining you bastard fox!” Naruto ran forward dragging his scythe on the water. He raised it upwards quickly, releasing a shock wave. The fox growled and summoned a water dragon. The water dragon flew towards the projectile totally obliterating it and continuing towards Naruto. Naruto let out a girlish scream as the dragon collided with him and dragged him to the bottom of the sword's earth. Naruto's eye twitched when he heard the fox laughing in his head.

Nice screams by the way.”

“BASTARD! FUUTON: SHICHI TATSUMAKI NO JUTSU!” (Wind Release: Seven Tornado Technique)

Kyuubi gulped and braced himself. The brat was getting a bit peeved.

The seven tornadoes merged with the water forming water spouts. The water spouts grabbed Kyuubi and began flinging him around back and forth. He flew into the air and was whipped around angrily.

Alright brat, you want to play to with dangerous as hell techniques, then try this one on for size!”

Kyuubi landed and began drawing chakra into his mouth. Naruto raised an eyebrow and paled considerably when the chakra condensed itself.

“Um...is it too late to say I'm sorry?”

Kyuubi swallowed the ball of condensed chakra before firing out at Naruto.

“Well...shit...” Muttered Naruto as the blast over took him. When the blast died down, Naruto was on his back with smoke coming from his body. Kyuubi pounced on him and grinned.

I win.”

Naruto just groaned. “Don't make that face Naruto. You did well against a demon of greater wisdom and experience. I'm proud of you. I will teach you two fox techniques and give you my arm to use in combat.”

“Thank you Kyuubi.”

But...that doesn't mean you're off the hook. You still have to spy on the girls.”

“Crap...”

Item World

Naruto's eyes snapped open the second his danger senses went on overdrive. He jumped out of the attack range of a Gunner. He growled as his right arm began to sizzle a bit. He stared at it and smirked when he saw a nine tailed fox tattoo on his arm. He generated some chakra into his arm and launched a claw forward. He grabbed the Gunner and slammed him into a near by rock formation. He turned to see a horde of Roc demons coming his way.

Roasted chicken anyone?”

“Kitsune Bi!” Shouted Naruto. He exhaled a blue fire from his mouth.

“Baa-caw?” Said one of the Rocs before it was burned.

How do you like your chicken Kyuubi? Roasted or crispy?”

I like it roasted but I think you went for well done.”

Damn, I was hoping for roasted.”

Naruto smirked and jumped in the air. A blue flame surrounded him and he began spinning like a ball.

“Goukarin!” Naruto flew forward and hit a poor unsuspecting Wood Golem. Naruto hit the golem and watched in morbid amusement as the golem lit on fire.

Hey fox! How come my fire is blue while yours is almost white?”

Simple, the close to white the more powerful the fire. Pure white is the most powerful flames around. It can rival the black flames of Amaterasu.”
“Oh...”

Naruto's stomach growled loudly.

Man I'm hungry. I want a sandwich.”

Wait kit, before you leave, find yourself a new sword to go with Beniga.”

Beniga?”
“You know, Crimson Fang? Just do it!”

Fine!”

Naruto looked around the carcasses lying around and smirked when he spotted a Damascus Blade. He picked up the blade and tied it to his back. Naruto left the Item World to get some food.

Cafeteria

Naruto went to the dining hall and to his surprise, it was empty. He shrugged his shoulders and got himself a sandwich and a pizza pie. He sighed and began eating his food happily. His senses went off saying he was in danger. Not “You're gonna die danger” but “Um you might want to run danger”.

Naruto felt a very soft pair of breasts press into his back. She wrapped her arms around his neck.

“Hello handsome.” Whispered Lillian. Naruto's face turned bright red. The Magic Knight blew gently in his ear causing him to shudder.

“H-hey L-Lillian.” Stuttered Naruto.

“You don't mind if I sit with you?”

“N-no, not at all.”

Lillian smirked as she walked to kitchen, her hips swinging all the way. Naruto's face turned an even deeper red.

I hate this...I feel like I am being taken advantage of...”

That's because you're a wimp when it comes to women.”

Oh go lick yourself.”

Eww...nasty...”

Lillian came back with some spaghetti and sat down next to the demon prince. She giggled when he just looked at his food.

“You know, you're not a great person to have a conversation with.”

“Hey, what do you mean by that?” Asked Naruto who was slightly offended.

“Simple, every time a girl is around you, you either lock up, look away or try your hardest not to freak out.”

“T-that's not true.” Said Naruto with a stutter. He was beginning to feel cornered. Lillian smirked, she caught the fox right where she wanted him.

“Really? Then prove me wrong.” Said the Magic Knight with a sultry tone. She leaned in close and Naruto's face turned bright red. Her lips were a mere centimeter away from his when fate decided to intervene.

A shot rung over head and both of them ducked. Rozalin stood at the entryway of the dining hall with her Noble Rose out.

Oh...man...I can't believe Rozy-chan saved me.”

“Both of you! Stop fooling around and get ready for battle!” Shouted the irate princess. She saw the whole thing.

“Battle? What's going on?” Asked Naruto now slightly pumped.

“Castle siege. Get healed and meet me in the courtyard.” Said Rozalin. Naruto nodded and he stood up. Lillian cursed to herself, she was so close to nabbing Naruto. She sighed and ran off to the courtyard. She passed by Azuria who was leaning against the wall with her arms crossed.

“So?”

“Blasted princess had to stick her nose in my business. I was so close, I could practically taste him.”

“Damn..well I'm up next. Wish me luck.”
“Ha! With the princess and the white eyed jester around, you'd be lucky to be alone with him for more than five minutes.”

Azuria snorted and vanished in a puff of smoke. Lillian ran toward the courtyard.

Courtyard

The whole group of vassals were assembled. Rozalin looked over the group and smirked. While it wasn't too many of them, they made up for it with power. Apparently some punk Demon Lord was looking for a fight and he was going to get it. Naruto appeared and scowled when he spotted a group of demons heading their way.

“How did they get here?” Asked Kaori as she held her Sesshoumaru.

“They must have used a Dimensional Gate.” Muttered Sven. He held his Elder Spear and got ready. Naruto walked to the front of the group and raised his arm into the air.

“Alright troops! We're not going to let some punk try to take our castle are we?”

“NO SIR!” Shouted the Vassals. Naruto smirked, he loved rallying his troops for battle.

“So...ladies and gentle-demons...what do we plan to do about his little visit?”

“KICK HIS ASS!”
“LET'S GO CRAZY!” Shouted Naruto as a red aura overtook him. He jumped off the castle ledge and ran straight into battle. He landed on a Wood Golem and sliced him in two. He smirked when Kraus flew overhead with his Damascus Sword in hand. He ran to a group of demons and began unleashing Wind Cutters on a mass of Orc Captains. He grinned evilly and approached a Fafnir class dragon who was busy growling at him. Kraus jumped in the air and began charging his sword.

“Dark X Slash!” Shouted Kraus. He descended upon the dragon and cut it in two. He quickly turned around and hit the dragon with a slash that knocked it into the air. He followed up with a rising slash which you could hear the dragon being cut multiple times. Kraus flew through him and smirked. The dragon exploded in a gory mess and the Destroyer smirked.

“Too easy...Holy shit!” Shouted Kraus when he spotted a group of demons that made his blood freeze. “T-Taicho! Rifle Demons!”

Naruto turned to the right and he grinned. His mana was rising as he stared at the ten Baciel. Big blue demons with three eyes and a gun for a right arm. Ugly bunch but powerful. Naruto unsheathed Beniga and his Damascus blade. He let out an excited roar before jumping forward. To his surprise, Omega was right behind him.

“Omega! Fire Breathe!”

The dragon nodded and inhaled deeply. Naruto raised his swords up and swung down creating two wind arcs. The dragon let loose a stream of fire and ignited the arcs. One Baciel tried to shoot it down only to be cut in two.

Sven the Ronin took out three Cockatrice demons by stabbing them in the face. He sighed as he blocked a strike from behind. He began spinning his spear around him, deflecting arrows coming from archers.

“You know, it would be helpful if you had a plan instead of charging in with larger numbers.”
One particular demon did not appreciate that jab at their attack. He was a Gladiator Class Warrior.

“What was that you smarmy bastard?”

“Allow me to demonstrate...” Muttered Sven. He raced forward and began jabbing at the Gladiator who was surprised be his speed. “Lightning Spear!” He began jabbing rapidly at the Gladiator before spinning his spear around him. “Turbulence!” The wind picked up and launched the sword wielder into the air. Sven stopped spinning before rocketing into the air, hitting him as he passed. He pointed his spear down and released a blast of energy. The roasted Gladiator fell to the ground with a thud and Sven decided to use Impaler as a means of getting his point across.

Kaori grinned as she got behind a Wood Golem. She stabbed it in the back and jumped off its shoulder. An unsuspecting Archer looked up only to see Kaori landed on her face, sword first. She was having fun and she was hoping for a nice soak in the hot-springs after this was over. She smirked when she came across a Iron Knight. She tried to attack him but his defense was a lot higher then she thought.

“Too bad little girl, that toothpick is not strong enough to pierce my armor!”

“I think I have something for you then.” She smirked and switched her grip on her sword. She put her sword behind her back and got into a stance. Her normally grey blade began to glow pink.

“Reverse Slash!” She vanished and a sound akin to metal being slash echoed through battle. Kaori appeared behind him with her sword sheathed. The Iron Knight turned around and promptly fell into two pieces cut at the center.

“Toothpick huh? Take that you ugly bastard!” Shouted Kaori before jumping into battle.

Azuria had a Sinner in a headlock and from the looks of things, she was mighty pissed.

“Come on babe! It was a quick grope!”

“You perverted son of a bitch...” She tightened her grip.

“Oh come on, give me a break!”

“Okay.” She said cheerfully. He stopped and the last thing he remembered before he died was a the fact that his head was turned in a 360 degree motion and it gave off a sickening crunch. Lillian watched from a distance with her Damascus blade and scowled when a group of Valkyries ran towards her.

“Giga Fire!” Shouted the Magic Knight as she raised her sword. A large ball of fire fell from the sky and landed on the girls. She jumped in the air and began charging her sword.

“Winged Slayer!” She flew towards the floored female warriors and and swung her massively charged blade causing a fissure to appear. If they weren't decimated by the strike, then the fissure got rid of them. She sheathed her sword and put her hands together. She created a purple ball of cackling electricity and jumped in the air.

“Pulse Sphere!” She tossed it at Killer Puppet and watched as he was electrocuted. She grinned and began creating more spheres to throw.

Setsuna and Shiro were back to back. They were surrounded by Flora Beasts and Mystical Beasts.

“Any idea?” Muttered Setsuna

“I got one.” Said the Genin. He jumped in the air and took out a smoke bomb from his pouch. He threw it at the demons and he had a cold smile on his face behind his mask when he clouded their vision. He ran forward and took out his katana. Setsuna stood perfectly still as she heard demons being cut down one by one. She heard a shift in the wind and smoke and jumped in the air at the perfect moment. Many spear wielding demons tried to impale her but missed completely. Setsuna began spinning with her Elder Spear in hand and soon she flew down.

“Asteroid Drop!” She plunged into the group of idiots standing there and grinned. None of them survived the blast.

Hinata soared through the air burning, freezing, zapping and cutting enemies with her magic powers. Her Byakugan told her that an enemy was trying to sneak up on her.

“Giga Water!” Shouted Hinata. A sphere of water emerged from Hinata's hand and watched as it hit the poor Mothman. The water sphere was a medium sized ball with the power of a tidal wave. She scowled as she watched Rozalin battling. Rozalin punched a Monk's face inwards and kicked him into orbit. She took out her Noble Rose and began firing off rounds into demon's faces. She smirked as she changed the element on her gun.

“Fire Bullet!” She shot out a red bullet at a Cu Sith and watched in morbid curiosity. The Cu Sith tried to stand up but seconds later, it burst into flames. Rozalin took a step back and grinned.

“Oh god, I'm becoming a battle maniac just like Naruto-kun.”

A group of archers began raining arrows on the castle. Marl, Tessa and Carrera ran to the front of the line.

“Shield!” Shouted the trio. A large green barrier surrounded the castle leaving Tomi and Kajimir to strike back. The Mage siblings raised their staffs into the air and smirked.
“Ready Tomi?”
“Ready Kajimir!”

“Omega Star!” Shouted both Star Mages. A large group of demon warriors were on a patch of earth before they were lifted into the air by a giant stone statue. A stone machine descended from the sky and opened it up its hands. From the statues finger tips, it let loose a current of star energy and the mech fired concentrated blasts of star energy at the demons. Soon they stopped and released a blast of it, totally obliterating the demons.

Alister was bored, these demons were either out right stupid or couldn't fight well. He vanished in a blur of black and began hacking down the competition. His cloak billowed in the wind and he let out a yawn.

“I was hoping for something interesting...guess I wasn't going to get it.”

He rolled to the side to dodge a Sinner with something akin to a giant butcher knife.

“Well what do you know, good things do happen to demons.” Said Alister with a pointed grin. He raised his sword above his head and let loose a wind arc. The sinner did the same.

“Well, you're not as stupid as the others...but this is were it ends...”

He kicked the Sinner in the chin, launching him into the air. He followed not too far behind and began hacking away at him. His sword looked like a black blur as he turned the Sinner into Cu Sith chow.

Naruto smirked as he dodged another bullet from the now annoyed rifle demons. He was just too fast for them. Unfortunately he was shot in the back by a Gambiel, a green Rifle Demon.

“Son of a bitch! That hurt!” Growled Naruto. Omega roared and flew towards the Gambiel with the intention of biting its head off. All he got for his efforts was a blast in the jaw sending him back. Naruto's eyes turned crimson in anger.

“I WILL KILL YOU ALL FOR THAT!” Roared the now angry demon. Kyuubi growled to himself.

This is bad...he is starting to give into his bloodlust...if this keeps up he may not be able to tell friend from foe.”

Naruto heard a really obnoxious laugh coming from behind the horde of Rifle Demon and spotted a something big and not easy on the eyes.

“Gwaahahaha! Big talk for such a small demon!” Shouted the large beast. Naruto stared at it and felt like hurling. It was big, muscular, and grey. It had white arms and legs with a more canine like face. It had a pot belly, and it had fur all over.

“Damn are you ugly!”

The demon growled at him before laughing again. “Like I said...big talk, little demon...It seems my sources were correct. There is a such a small amount of demons protecting some Princess babe. Overrun them with weaker demons and let the Rifle Demons handle them when they are worn out.”

Naruto growled in anger and was shot again.

“After I kill you and your little friends...well...” He held up Hinata in his grip and licked her face much to her displeasure. “To the victor goes the spoils.” He grinned at the captured girl. Naruto's eyes turned blood red as a aura of black mana surrounded him.

Not good...he is going into Overdrive! Naruto stay with me! Naruto!”

The demon who was known as Rymer stared at the glowing demon and growled.

“Gun him down so we can go home and celebrate!”

The rifle demons each pointed their guns at him and started firing. The laser bullets hit Naruto and exploded on contact. The vassals looked in horror as Naruto was bombarded by different lasers. Much to their relief and slight fear, he was unharmed. His eyes still glowing red and crimson lightning cackled around him.

“Power...” Muttered Naruto. “I need...more power...power to protect...power to destroy...”

Rymer snarled as he ordered another round of firing. Naruto just took the hits in stride and soon he had a giant image floating behind him. Everyone who witness the image was terrified.

It was the image of a large, muscular dragon like creature wearing armor. It's shoulder pads had four spikes going up towards the sky, two on each shoulder. It had a metallic helmet with five horns on it. Two coming out the side like a bull's horns and three in the middle going down a straight line. It was surrounded by a black aura similar to Naruto's and its image was shadowed. It had a wispy black cloak that seemed to go on for ever.

Is this the blood of his father surfacing? No...this is a manifestation of his own hatred and anger...this is not good at all!”

Kyuubi tried to lock his muscles but his connection to Naruto was cut off.

“Power...give me...power...they will die...they will pay...for my suffering...”

Naruto held his demonic arm out to the fallen Omega and a large crimson claw grabbed him. The claw grew around him and it turned Omega into a ball of light. The ball of light merged with his Damascus Sword and the sword changed. The blade became yellow and the hand-guard was crimson with an image of a green dragon on it. Naruto raised his sword in the air. The blade ignited in a golden flame. He began swinging it around rapidly.

“Blazing Gale Cutter...”

He let loose burning arcs of wind which cut through the Baciel and Gambiel like butter. Rymer watched in horror as his troops were being decimated by the now more powerful demon.

“I am...the one who will destroy...starting with you...” Muttered Naruto. His claw shot out and grabbed Rymer by the face. In his surprise, he let go of his trophy. Naruto picked up the demon and slammed him on his face. He repeated the process for about five more slams before bringing him close to him.

“What are...you?” Whimpered the weakened demon.

“You're executioner...”

Naruto drove his swords into Rymer's legs, locking him in place. Naruto reared his fists back and began pounding his face. Naruto beat a vicious tempo into his face before launching him into the air with an uppercut. His legs were torn due to them being locked down. Naruto appeared in mid air and the dragon shadow grabbed Rymer by his neck.

“May there be mercy in your next life...for I will show you none...”

With a savage pull, Rymer's head was pulled clean off his shoulders. The body fell to the ground while the dragon shattered his head like glass. Naruto's aura receded and he fell to the ground. Omega defused from the sword and he too was unconscious. Naruto would have hit the ground if not for Hinata saving him from the potentially dangerous fall. Any enemies still around cleared out the moment their boss was killed. Normally Rozalin would have been furious with Hinata for catching her fox but Naruto was in bad condition.

“All troops who are injured, report to the medical ward. Those who aren't severely injured, help those that are!” Shouted Rozalin. The troops nodded and began dragging back their wounded comrades.

Beniga's Realm

Naruto shook his head and sat up. He was sore and for some reason he felt like his chakra paths were on fire.

Finally awake brat?”

“Y-yeah...Kyuubi...what happened to me out there?”

In all honesty...I don't know. All I felt coming from you were emotions such as hatred, rage and the need to annihilate all those who stand in your way.”

“That thing...that was a part of me...wasn't it...”

Kyuubi's eyes went wide. The demonic dragon figure appeared behind Naruto again.

So you figured out that creature is a fragment of your being.”

“How...how do I control it?”

You must come to terms with your past.” Said the Kyuubi.

“Can I do that? Can I truly come to terms with my past?”

For one so young, to suffer so much, to see so much, truly the incarnation of darkness behind you is a part of you. You have seen lies, deaths, deception, things that would make a grown man kill himself and by some miracle you stayed sane. Due to awakening to your demonic blood, you like all demons may be subjected to a bloodlust. It was only a matter of time. Fueled by your anger and hatred from the past, that creature behind you was born.”

“Kyuubi...I don't want to think about this anymore...I just want to sleep...”

Then rest kit, you deserve it...”

Naruto closed his eyes and lied back down. Kyuubi turned to the demonic astral projection.

You are trying to protect him?”
The figure's eye holes glowed a frosty blue and he nodded. He vanished before Kyuubi could ask him anymore questions. Kyuubi scowled before resting his head on his paws.

This will make things much more difficult...we need to get his anger under control. He is a threat to himself and those around him. He wanted to protect his friends and the bloodlust wasn't as severe. I am afraid to find out what happens when he truly gives in to his lust for battle.”

Naruto opened his eyes and frowned when he saw the sun. He woke up in the middle of nowhere.

The sun? I thought I was inside?”

Naruto stood up and his eyes went wide.

Bodies...bodies everywhere...”

True to his word, there were dead bodies strewn all over the ground. Arrows, gashes, burns, all around decimation where ever he looked. He looked forward and saw one demon sitting alone on a pile of bodies. He wore a black tattered cloak. His two swords were in some demon's back. The demon locked eyes with Naruto and the blonde fox froze. They looked exactly alike.
“Is that me? In the future? Or is it...father?”

Hospital Ward

Naruto's eyes snapped open and he growled in pain. His muscles felt like mush. He felt a weight on his lap and his eyes went wide when he spotted Hinata sleeping on his lap. He smiled.

“Hey Hinata-chan, wake up. If Rozy-chan catches you like this, you're cannon fodder.”

Hinata smiled in her sleep and snuggled deeper into his lap. She began rubbing her cheek against his lap.

“Oi...Hinata-chan, stop that...”

Hinata began rubbing her cheek against his groin and his face turned red. He poked her forehead and he stiffened when she grabbed his goods in her sleep. His jaw hit the floor and he stifled a moan. Soon Hinata's hand began pumping the soldier.

WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE DOING TO ME?!!!”
“Gwahahahahaha! Oh god kit...this is too much...”

“Hinata-chan...wake up dammit!” Shouted Naruto as he shook her awake. Hinata's eyes slowly opened and she smiled gently at Naruto.

“Y-You're awake N-Naruto-kun.” Said Hinata. She stared at his flushed face and she felt something hot and hard in between her hand. She looked down and gasped. Her face turned red and blood gushed out of her nose. Naruto's eye twitched spasmodically as he got out of bed.

Little white eyed pervert...”

Kyuubi was rolling around the ground, dying with laughter. Naruto got out of bed and went to Hinata. He made sure he was out of goods grabbing reach and he shook Hinata awake.

“Oi...Hinata wake up.”

Hinata opened her eyes and she looked down.

“I-I'm sorry N-Naruto-kun...I-I didn't mean to...”

“Play with the lap rocket?”

Hinata's face turned a brighter shade of red and she nodded in embarrassment. Naruto sighed and rubbed his temples.

This is what Sasuke had to deal with except on a way worse scale...”

Hinata vanished in a swirl of white mana. Naruto's eye twitched and so did his nose. He sniffed the air and smelt something. He sniffed his arm and recoiled in disgust.

Jeez...I smell like sweaty jockstraps after Gai wore them during a five kilometer race...”

How the hell do you know that?”

Remember when Jiraiya framed me for peeping in the hotsprings?”

Yeah?”

My punishment was to wash Team Gai's clothes after a mission to Kiri.”

That had to suck...”

Naruto vanished with a puff of smoke and appeared in his bathroom. He tossed off his hospital clothes and sat in his private bath.

“Haaa...this is great...”

Naruto was so caught up in his little bath, he failed to notice a hidden presence. Azuria smirked as she let her towel fall to the floor. She crept with the speed and stealth of a shinobi...or a horny panther. She walked into the water and swam to Naruto, not making a sound or causing a ripple. When she was close enough, she wrapped her arms around Naruto's waist. It took all of Naruto's willpower not to scream out. Azuria pressed her breasts into Naruto's back and grinned.

“Hey foxy boy.”

Naruto's face turned red and he began locking up.

“H-Hey A-Azuria...” Azuria giggled when Naruto went rigid.

“I was wondering if you would like me to scrub your back?”

“U-U-Um...sure?”

Azuria smiled sweetly as she grabbed a sponge. Naruto's eyes went droopy as Azuria gave him a nice back wash. His head lolled to the side and she giggled evilly. But as all good things, it came to an end. Hinata walked in and growled angrily.

“Giga Water!” Shouted the Hyuuga Joker. Naruto and Azuria threw themselves apart and dodged the water ball.

“H-Hinata-chan?”

“Stop taking advantage of Naruto-kun you perverted bitch!” Shouted Hinata shaking her fist. Naruto slapped his forehead and sighed.

“Its gotten to the point where I can't even take a decent bath without being disturbed.” His eyes went wide when he saw Azuria's figure as she emerged from the bath water naked. His mouth began to water and his eyes was wandering.

Holy...”

Gwahahahahaha! Oh my god! This is the kind of stuff Jiraiya would give his life for and you're seeing it for free!”

ERO-KITSUNE!”

Naruto sighed as Azuria left his bathroom and so did Hinata. He was getting tired of being babied and or harassed.

Hm...Kyuubi...I think I'm going to the Item World to train a bit. I need a new gun.”

Alright brat. Be careful, that Prism Cannon of yours is a mid level item so the demons may be a bit tougher.”

Naruto vanished in a puff of smoke and got ready to go to the Item World.

Item World

Naruto sighed as he sat on a pile of bodies. Apparently they were kind of stupid as they stayed on damage twenty percent panels. Naruto jumped off and approached the Item King. His eyes went wide when he spotted the Item King. It was a tall bipedal bird. Apparently the thing was female because it was curvy. Her body was covered in red feathers while her limbs had yellow feathers as well. She had a red face, with a red beak and golden hair that went down her back and covered her well developed breasts.

Great...even monsters turn me on...”

That is probably the fox side of you.”

Oh...why are we having this conversation again?”

You started it.”

So what kind of demon is that?”

Don't know...probably a new breed.”

The bird demon jumped from her spot and her foot caught on fire. Naruto raised an eyebrow before dodging it. She landed gracefully and caught Naruto off guard with a flaming roundhouse kick to the face. Naruto scowled as he rubbed his burnt cheek. His eyes went wide as he watched the demon charge towards him. Her speed increased as her feet and wrists caught on fire. She appeared in front of Naruto and hit him in the mouth with an uppercut. Naruto flew into the air only to get hit in the gut with a burning kick. She grabbed Naruto's arm and began spinning him. She threw him into the ground and she stomped on his chest, braking his ribs.

HOLY SHIT! SHE IS KICKING MY ASS!”

Stop goofing off you moron and kick her ass! Use the Dai Tsunami no Jutsu.”

Naruto sprung to his feet and groaned in pain.

“That's it, I'm kicking your ass for this. Suiton: Dai Tsunami no Jutsu!” (Water Release: Great Giant Wave Technique)

Naruto retched forward and let loose a torrent of water from his gullet. The bird watched oddly before the water receded and became a tidal wave. Her eyes went wide and she muttered a quick “oh shit” before the wave crashed into her. Naruto jumped in the air and began charging his hand full of lightning.

“Lightning!”

Naruto tossed a purple bolt of lightning at the water and zapped the bird demon alive. He landed gracefully and scowled. He was given a sawn off shotgun by the Item God. He looked at the gun.

Hey Kyuubi, does the Item God get an odd kick out of rewarding warriors for beating the crap out of each other?”

Possibly, I mean the Item God is a bit of a loon if you ask me.”

I see...is it possible to beat the Item God?”

Well yeah it is but I wouldn't recommend it at your level. You're around level 80 now but the Item God ranges from 1800 to 2000 so you fighting him is pure suicide. That and even if you did kill the bastard, he would come back seeing as he is a part of the the natural balance of Makai.”

Naruto blanched at the thought of fighting a level 2000 demon god. He sighed and walked out of the Item World.

Laharl's Castle

“How dare Etna run off!” Shouted a child. He had blue hair, two strands in the style of antennas. He wore a red scarf around his neck and a pair of shorts. He walked around shirtless.

“Damn it Etna! I will drag your sorry ass back to this castle so you can clean this mess!”

Yes, it was the Supreme Lord of Terror, King Laharl.

“Flonne! Take care of the castle while I am gone.” Shouted Laharl as he picked up his Cosmic Blade. The Fallen Angel just sighed and went back to sleep. He walked through the dimension gate and appeared in front of a castle.

“Hm...while I'm here I mine as well warm up a bit.” Muttered Laharl. Laharl gave off his trademark laugh as he jumped towards the castle.

Naruto's Room

Naruto was sleeping peacefully before his eyes snapped open. His danger senses were going off the charts.

Kyuubi...”

I know Naruto. Something powerful is coming. Be on guard.”

Naruto got dressed and ran out his room. Many vassals watched as Naruto ran down the hall, wearing his battle garbs. Naruto ran outside the castle and spotted a kid walking his way. His eyes turned into little white dots as the boy felt stronger then Etna.

No way...how could someone so small have so much power...”

Hm...I wonder. Naruto, ask him if he is the son of Krichevskoy.”

Krichevskoy? Fine. Hey kid, by any chance are you Krichevskoy's son?”

Laharl raised an eyebrow and smirked.

“Yes. That was my old man.”

Kid, I hate to say this but if he is Krichevskoy's kid, then you are fucked six ways to Sunday.”

Great...first a demon siege and then this...I can't wait to see what's next.”

Soon the other vassals were assembled outside the castle and Rozalin appeared next to Naruto who was crying in a pitiful way.

“Naruto? Stand up right now.”

“We're going to die...” Sobbed Naruto. Rozalin raised an eyebrow and stared at the boy. She chuckled to herself.

“Naruto, why are you acting so pathetic?”

“He is stronger then Etna...”

Laharl's eyebrow rose to his hairline.

“Etna? So you met one of my vassals. Where did she go?”

“Who knows, we retreated after she handed us our asses on a platter.” Muttered Kraus. Laharl smirked.

“It's good to see she hasn't changed a bit. But...” Laharl's eyes glowed an eerie yellow and his scarf began to flutter in the wind. He took out his Cosmic Blade and pointed it at Naruto.

“Seeing as you can sense my level, you must be the strongest one here. I am King Laharl, the Supreme Lord of Terror!”

Cut me some freaking slack man. Why do I have to fight someone more than five times my level?”

Because Kami hates you?”
“Now Kyuubi, Kami loves all his children, he just enjoys torturing us in the worst ways possible. Like this for example.

Oh, so then explain Orochimaru.”

I have nothing for that.”

By the way, that sword he has is the third strongest sword out there. The Cosmic Blade. Oddly enough it shares third place with a sword group known as Excalibur. So...”

I am so fucked...”

Naruto made his cross seal and growled.

“Tajuu Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!”

Two thousand clones appeared and they each looked at Laharl. Laharl raised an eyebrow and smirked.

“I never saw this ninja trick before. Amuse me.” Said the king in an arrogant tone. One of the clones grabbed Laharl and rushed off into the forest with him. The other 1999 clones followed suit. Once they were a good distance away Naruto clapped his hands together.

“BUSHIN BAKUHA!” Roared Naruto. A grand explosion echoed through the area. A good portion of the land was incinerated while the vassals were blown into the castle walls due to the shock wave of the bomb. A mushroom cloud rose in the distance and the vassals gawked at the massive damage.

“Now if he survived that, we are completely screwed.” Muttered Tessa.

“HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!” Laughed Laharl as he rose from the crater. Other than the smoke coming from his body, he was unharmed.

“Oh that is just unfair.” Said Alister. He pulled Black Shadow off his back and raced forward towards Laharl. He only got two feet within the boy's range before he was cut down by Laharl's superior speed. Laharl ran forward and cut down each and everyone of the vassals before stopping at Naruto whose jaw was on the floor just from Laharl surviving the Tajuu Bushin Bakuha and Rozalin who was in no better shape then Naruto but that was from watching her vassals cut down. Laharl smirked and stopped in front of Naruto. He slapped Naruto's face gently and sighed.

“I hate when their brains turn into mush after watching me fight. By the way for someone so much weaker than me, that actually nicked me. Perhaps I should make you one of my vassals hm?”

Rozalin bristled. “Hey what do you know, Naruto is popular with the ladies and the guys.” Laughed Kraus from his downed position. He was silenced by Rozalin's bullet to the rear.

“You will not have Naruto-kun, he is my vassal.”

“And you are?”

“I am Overlord Rozalin, Daughter of Zenon.”

“Zenon? Ha! He didn't have any kids.” Said Laharl. Rozalin growled angrily and presented her four leaf clover seal. Laharl scoffed and blasted the seal into shards.

“That was weak, are you sure you're his daughter, his seal was not suppose to break.” Muttered Laharl in disinterest. He took a step back when a black aura of power overtook Rozalin. Purple bolts of lightning rained from the sky and one bolt hit Rozalin. When the lightning died down, Naruto took a step back. Rozalin floated in the air. Her eyes a bloody crimson and her hair was a more white then blonde.

Oh...fuckicity fucking fuck...” Naruto began to rant curses in his head.

OH SHIT! KID! ITS ZENON!”
“ZENON!?? HOW THE FUCK IS THAT ZENON?!”

I knew I recognized that power source! Kid that is the reincarnated Zenon!”
“Reincarnated?”

I'll tell you another time...for now, pray to every god out there that she doesn't see you as a threat.”

Zenon Rozalin, stared at Laharl before sighing.

“I am a spirit of solitude. Why have you awakened me?”

“Hm? Tch...annoying girl. Bite the dust!” Laharl raised his hand to the sky. Multiple orbs of mana materialized in mid air.

“Oh...look...pretty balls of death...” Muttered Marl.

“Overlord's Wrath!” Roared the Lord of Terror.

Laharl closed his hand and the orbs slammed into Rozalin. Zenon Rozalin emerged from the attack unharmed.

“I am a being of solitude, do you know the price for awakening me from my slumber?”

“How did she survive that?!” Shouted Laharl. “Dammit! I will not allow you to make a fool of me!”

“Foolish boy...if you challenge me, the gates of death will surely open for you...”

Rozalin floated in the air and opened her hand. She pointed her hand at Laharl and white rings of power appeared around him.

“Die...Light Liberation...”

The rings exploded around Laharl, launching him into the air. She appeared in front of Laharl and backhanded him into the dirt. Laharl emerged from the crater only to have his back stepped on by Zenon Rozalin. She kicked Laharl into the air and backhanded him again. She appeared in front of Laharl and repeated the process, soon she was hitting him like a ping-pong ball back and forth. Laharl groaned in pain as he hit the floor. Laharl growled and jumped back.

“Damn it! I didn't think you had such power! I will return!” Laharl warped away. The vassals sighed in relief but trembled when Zenon turned her eye to Naruto and the other vassals.

I take back what I said about Kami loving all his children, he hates me...”

“Child of sin...you are a threat...I will not be threatened by you...”
“Have mercy?” Whimpered Naruto as Rozalin blasted him into the forest. Naruto flew through three trees and rolled to a stop. Naruto stood up shakily and was backhanded into a tree. He grunted in pain when Zenon Rozalin dug her foot in her stomach. She grabbed him by his hair and dragged him to eye level. Naruto stared into Zenon's eyes. All he saw was pain, pain of betrayal and sorrow. Pain that can only be seen in the eyes of one who has suffered.

“Child of sin, you're eyes are like mine. Full of anguish and suffering...”

“Huh...” Asked Naruto as blood dripped from his mouth.

“Why are you're eyes filled with such pain? You are too young to have eyes like mine. Much too young. No matter how well you may hide it, I can see it. Your pain and suffering.”

“My pain...?”

“I will end you're suffering, you should not have to feel pain.” Rozalin reared her hand back.

How sweet...I think...”

Kit! Do something!”

Um...I have nothing, she smacked around Laharl like nothing and I can't even hurt him. I'm screwed.”

I don't know, use one of those cliché methods in those mangas you read.”

I am not kissing her! If it fails she will pull my heart out and eat it in front of me!”
“She'll kill you regardless! At least you'll have your first kiss before you die!”
“Fine!”

Naruto shook himself free of her grasp and gulped. Naruto wrapped his arms around her waist and she raised an eyebrow.

“What are you doing? Do you not want your suffering to end?”

His answer was to silence her. He lowered his face to hers and kissed her gently on the lips. Zenon's eyes went wide and then they lowered. She moaned into the kiss and then she deepened it.

My first kiss...if my life wasn't on the line I would say that it was awesome...”
Let's look into Zenon's head for a moment and see her thoughts.

Oh...my...this is what I have been missing in my life? I will let him live...so I can taste him again.”

Zenon transformed back into Rozalin and she fell into Naruto's chest. Naruto sighed and he slumped against a tree with Rozalin sleeping peacefully against his chest.

I take back what I said about Kami not loving me...he just likes to see me suffer a lot.”

Well what do you know...those manga had it right.”

I think I lucked out...”

Naruto held his ribs and groaned, she hit harder then Baa-chan and she didn't even put mana into those blows. He picked up Rozalin and trudged back to the castle.

Hospital Ward

Naruto scowled as he stared at the ceiling in the hospital ward.

You know, other than Kraus, I think I have the most injuries gained in such a short span of time.”

Alright Naruto, answer me this. When a demon reaches level 9999, have they reached their fullest potential?”

Um...no, there is always a way to grow stronger.”

Good answer. Allow me to explain the process of reincarnation. Demon lords such as you and I can reincarnate ourselves. Reincarnating puts us back to level one but it with a fraction of our power before we reincarnated added on.”

I think I get it...we reincarnate, add some power to our original stats, grow stronger and repeat the process.”

The higher level you are before you reincarnate, the bigger fraction of power you receive. Not only that, reincarnation gives us bonus points to add to our power.”

Cool...”

In Rozalin's case, Zenon became a whole different entity. She really reincarnated. She was born again as Rozalin.”

But why?”

For the same reason your father. She was tired of wars and constant strife. She wanted to get away from it all.”

When I locked eyes with her, she said we both have suffered in similar ways...”

It seems she can see the suffering of a Jinchuuriki.”

How sad...”

Naruto, its very important that you don't tell the vassals about Zenon just yet. I don't think they would take it too well.”

I guess you're right.”

It just dawned on me something very important.”

Hm?”

I think you guys need uniforms to avoid potential friendly fire.”
“Uniforms? Alright, I'll talk to Rozalin about it when she wakes up. Any ideas?”

Well not really uniforms but a symbol that tells everyone who is with who. But then again, seeing the girls in skin tight uniforms would be awesome.”

That it would...hey!!”
“Yes! I did it! I made you admit to being a pervert!”

I am not a pervert! Okay, maybe not an open pervert at least.”

Don't forget, you have to peep on the girls later today.”

Naruto just sobbed pitifully. He was going to die.

Four Hours Later: Girls Hotspring Section

Naruto crawled on the ceiling and gulped to himself. In all seriousness, this had to be the dumbest thing he had done so far. Naruto hid behind a rock.

I hope you're enjoying this...”

Actually I'm going to enjoy the part where you get your ass kicked.”

I hate you...”

Naruto peered over the rock and his eyes went wide when he spotted May, Mercedes, Serenity and Rita walk into the water. He hid behind the rock and patted his chest.

“Slow down...”

“So, is the mission going according to plan?” Asked Mercedes.

“So far yes, the Master's plan is going smoothly.” Said May.

“I doubt King Laharl showing up counts as smooth sailing.” Said Rita.

“Actually they were supposed to meet. Both overlords foresaw it. Or at least Oracle Pram did.” Whispered Serenity.

Naruto raised an eyebrow as he listened on their conversation.

“So how is Naruto-niisama progressing?” Asked Rita.

“Excellent, he levels up much faster than we hoped. I will see if I can open up the Cave of Ordeals for him. His level would skyrocket.” Said May.

“Then we will send him to gain the Legendary Weapons.” Proclaimed Mercedes with a grin on her face.

“I don't know Mercedes-neesama. He may not be ready to go after those.” Said Rita.

“You're right, we should at least prepare him for the next time King Laharl may show up. And Demon Lord Etna.”

“When I look at Naruto-kun, I see a lot of the Master and Mistress inside of him.” The girls laughed out loud.

“No surprise, he is just like the Master, shyness around girls and all.”

“It makes me wonder...” May stopped talking and vanished. She came back with a shocked Naruto in tow. “Now look what I found peeping ladies.” Said May with a predatory grin on her face. Mercedes licked her lips as she stared at the shivering Naruto. Rita jumped out of the water and hugged Naruto.

Her breasts pressed into his chest and his face turned bright red.

“Hi Naruto-niisama!”

“Naughty prince, we can't have you running your mouth about our mission.” Said Serenity.

“Prince? Wait how do you know my father was an Overlord?”

“Don't worry about that, just know this. It's only rape if you say surprise.” Said May as she claimed Naruto's lips. Naruto's eyes went wide as her tongue explored his mouth.

“May-neesama, share Naruto-niisama.” Said Rita with a pout. Mercedes grinned evilly and covered the area in a shroud of darkness. Poor Naruto never knew what hit him.

Two Hours Later

Naruto awoke in his room, his muscles sore. His lips felt slightly bruised from kissing too much.

Okay...what the hell happened?”

I think you were played with for a while before they dumped you back here.”

My memory is really foggy right now. What happened Kyuubi?”

Tch, whatever they did, it affected me too. If I had a least four tails worth of power, I would have remembered but...what were you doing anyways?!”
“I think I was peeping...”

Oh...Gwahahahahaha! You actually did it!”

Baka-kitsune, I am a man...demon of my word. You know that.”

Right, that is your nindo, your way, never go back on your word.”

Right. Ow...I feel like something Gamabunta stepped on.”

Naruto closed his eyes and went back to sleep. He suffered enough.

“Hm...that was close...the seal reformed itself before all of her memories came back. I must speed up the process. I was defeated but...I will return stronger than ever.”

Celestia

A blue haired male sat at desk in room with a grand décor. Pillars, fountains, the whole nine yards. He wore white priest like robes and his blue hair was tied in a ponytail. He wore a pair of very fashionable glasses.

Hmm...perhaps I should take a break.”

“Master Marco!” Shouted an angel as she ran up the stairs. She opened the door and stopped to catch her breath. She had long green hair and she wore a white uniform. It was sort of like a dress but it had slits on the side revealing her legs. It clung to her figure. Her ruby eyes stared at the Seraph.

“Yes Konoka-chan?”
“Is it true you sent Marl to Makai to assassinate Overlord Zenon?”

“Yes why do you ask?”

“Well Master Marco, I don't want to question your judgement but I think it was too dangerous for her to go by herself?”

“Nonsense, have some faith in your comrades. She will be fine. Is that all?”

“Um...yes Master Marco.”

She bowed before leaving. Marco sighed as he rubbed his temples.

“You shinobi are all the same. You never come through the door like normal people.”

He stared at the figure hiding in the shadows.

“You sent the girl correct?” Asked the man.

“Yes, everything is going smoothly so far.”

“I see. He met with Krichevskoy's boy as well?”

“Yes, they both met.”

“Excellent, Pram's prophecy is coming to pass. Lets just hope he doesn't go down that path. Also I have reason to suspect one of your men are up to no good.”

“Hm...I believe you are correct. I found it odd that a demon such as Rymer could have enough strength to summon Baciel and Gambiel. Not to mention appear in Zenon's territory. I will keep an eye on my troops.” Said Marco.

“Understood. Say Marco, you want to go get a drink with me and Vyers?”

“Why not, I was bored. Besides you are the master of ditching out on work.”
The figure in shadows chuckled before vanishing in a flash. Marco vanished in a swirl of feathers.

Makai

Naruto walked up to Rita and the girl giggled at him.

“Um...hey Rita, I was wondering if I could pass some bills.”

“Like what Naruto-niisama?”

“Actually, do you have any idea where I could train that requires me to really work my ass off?”

“Yeah I do. It's call the Cave of Ordeals. Go to the Dark Assembly and request to open it.”

Naruto nodded and went in.

Dark Assembly

“Rejected?” Asked Naruto. He was allies with the Holy Dragon Clan, Wood Golem Clan but the Baciel, Mothmen, and Orcs teamed against him. Rita looked at Naruto sadly.

“Sorry Naruto-niisama, better luck next time.”

“Is there a way to get them to agree with me now?”

“Well...you could pass the bill by force.” Said the little demon. She took a step back when Naruto's mana began to spiral around him madly.

“I see...” Naruto pulled out Beniga and his Damascus Blade. He turned to his opponents in the Dark Council and grinned. He leapt at the Baciel closest to him and sliced him in two. Naruto made sure not to kill all of the Baciel as some actually said “Aye” rather than “Nay”. They enemies stared into Naruto's eyes and froze. It was a mixture of bloodlust and excitement. They were beginning to second thought refusing him.

“Let the massacre begin!”

Thirty Minutes Later

“Now children, what did we learn today?” Asked Naruto as he sat on a Baciel's back.

“Uhh...evil bastard...” Groaned a good majority of them. Rita watched in amusement as the demons tried to pick themselves off the floor but failed miserably. Naruto kicked a Mothman out his way and marched off to May so he could warp to the Cave Of Ordeals. He grinned to himself.

I will surprise Rozy-chan...she will be proud of my strength.”

So brat, what's the plan?”

Hm...I intend to reincarnate myself after I reach a good level. Maybe around 200 or something.”

Sounds good. Be careful, The Cave of Ordeals is no joke alright?”

Yes Kyuu-kun.”

Kyuu-kun? I don't flow that way...”

Bastard fox...its a term of familiarity.”

If thats the case then call me Kyuubi-sempai.”

Sempai?! Why?!”

Because I am the senior fox in this relationship. Now shut up and get going.”

Fine...”

: No doubt people are going to get mad at me for ending right before Naruto ventures into the Cave of Ordeals. I have my reasons for stopping here.

Naruto: Why?

: Well I won't explain your experience there until you go with your group of vassals.

Naruto: Oh...

: Next chapter is Naruto's next vacation. Uchiha Itachi and Hoshigaki Kisame will show up.

Itachi: Naruto-kun, come with us...

Naruto: Foolish Uchiha...you no longer scare me...

Kisame: Ready Itachi-san?

: Save it for next chapter. Naruto's plan will come into fruition soon. It's pretty devious if you ask me. Plus more Hinata and Rozalin rivalry. I wonder how Konoha would react to a group of demons wandering around Konoha. Perhaps I should have Gaara show up...but I want him around for later so. Maybe a diplomatic visit or something. Next chapter, the Akatsuki Duo strike, Naruto's group vacation and into the Cave of Ordeals.

Naruto: Um are you doing level counter this time?

: Hmm...no I think I will do a little Omake. And I have the perfect one.

Omake: Curiosity Killed the Fox

Naruto sighed as he emerged from the hotsprings. After his vacation with Rozalin, the girl wanted her own hotsprings. While everyone was out training, Naruto relaxed. He heard voices as he walked towards his room and followed them. Due to a momentary lapse of judgement or plain stupidity, Naruto found himself in the girls' section of the hotsprings. He heard laughing and he ducked behind a rock formation. Rozalin paid no expenses. Stone floors, rock fragments and banzai trees.

“You know Marl, I wondered what is Celestia like?” Asked Tamiko.

“Well it has lots of flower fields, waterfalls and homes. Its really beautiful.” Said Marl cheerfully.

“So why don't you leave back?” Asked Setsuna as she dried her hair.

“Well, I am a vassal now but I don't know. I guess I grew attached to Naruto-sama.”

“Any woman with a pulse gets attached to that blonde fox.” Said Carrera.

“Wow, even the Healer wants a piece of the yummy fox pie.” Said Tomi.

“Tomi you pervert! Naruto is not a food!” Shouted Kaori.

“He might as well, I wouldn't mind licking milk off of him.” Mumbled Tessa to herself.

“Hentai!” Shouted Kairi. They began laughing at each other while Naruto was having trouble breathing. His nose twitched and he felt like sneezing.

Oh...not good...”

Oh this is going to be awesome...”

“HAAAAAACHOOOOO” Sneezed Naruto. Everything stopped and he turned pale.

“Well what do we have here? A naughty fox?” Purred Tessa.

“Well, shall we educate him on what happens to peeping kitsune?” Said Kairi.

“Lets, I got first dibs!” Shouted Tamiko as she sank her fangs in Naruto's neck. His eyes went wide when the girls pounced him.

Moral of the Omake, never get caught peeping on female demons.

: Hm, just a little back story on Naruto's traumatic events.

Naruto: BASTARD! Why did you tell them that?!

: Because its funny to see you suffer.

Naruto: I hate you...

: I think I just thought of a new person to join Axel and Laharl with their dance concert.

Naruto: NOOOO!

: I win. Readers, I was watching some Disgaea 3 trailers and reading up about the characters, I was thinking about implementing them in the story. Please vote on wether Disgaea 3 characters will show up. This is very important as it can change the story. Kisame, please leave the message.

Kisame: Read and review, and vote. Let's go fox brat!

Naruto: Bring it on!


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