The first requested chapter by: Sharingangirl001

The first requested chapter by: Sharingangirl001

Hope you like it, and hope the rest of the readers enjoy it, and review with their wishes too!

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Sasuke sat down at the big black sofa in his living room, the setting sun warming his back. He watched his fiancée, Sakura, sip at a cup of chocolate flavored coffee, bundled up in a black blanked with the Uchiha crest on the back. Her eyes were down cast, as if she was in deep thought, and her bubblegum pink hair fell forward as far as the thin green headband would allow, framing her small face.

A smile tugged on the Uchiha’s face, his eyes dancing with joy. Was it really joy? Did he really love to watch her so, or was it just her uncanning beauty that lead his feelings on? Was he ready to commit to her, or was it just his hormones messing with him?

Sasuke suddenly gave a small growl at those thoughts. Every time he felt remotely happy, something had to spark up and ruin it. It was as if he had an evil inner voice, who was really stupid.

Who you calling stupid!? A voice suddenly boomed.

Sasuke spun around. He turned back to Sakura, but she was just looking at him as she was sipping, with confused eyes. His eyes lingered on her a moment, but then left her to search the rest of the room.

I’m not there…It sighed when Sasuke glanced behind the T.V.

Not there either… It was getting fairly annoyed now.

WILL YOU JUST FUCKING TELL ME THEN! Sasuke screamed inside his own head.

I’m righhhhttt…HERE… it exclaimed.

We didn’t move at all, you idiot…Sasuke’s eyes twitched in annoyance.

Ahem, duh!! I’m in your head moron!

You are calling ME the moron… Sasuke put his hands on his face and dragged them down, completely aggravated.

“Sasuke, are you alright?” Sakura seemed worried.

“I’m FINE!” Sasuke growled at her, before he turned on his heels and went upstairs.

After a moment of silence, Sakura heard the door slam, and then another moment of silence, and it seemed as if he was hitting his head against the upstairs wall. Sakura shrugged. He had his reasons, however retarded and weird they may seem. Trying to take it off her mind, she went back to sipping coffee.

Upstairs, things weren’t so…laid back and easy.

You’re…eating….

I HAVE to eat. If I don’t, I might PERISH! The Thing (official name) went for a dramatized voice, and failed miserably.

How did you get something inside!?

There’s a convenience store down the street.

What!...street? the poor Uchiha kept hitting his head.

The one, you know…between First and Third.

WHAT? I HAVE A TOWN IN MY HEAD!?

No, idiot…(chew) I meant between (chew) first and third…(chew) arteries. In your brain…(chew, chew)

Sasuke hit his head harder against the wall.

What… are … you… eating…

Doughnuts!

(chew, chew, chew, chew chew chew…CHEW chew chew chew chew)

STOP THE INSESSANT CHEWING! I CAN’T THINK!

Well duh you can’t think! There’s a traffic jam between Avenue Intelligence and Boulevard of Thought.

Let me guess, the sections of my brain that you reside in.

Exactly!

Look! All I was trying to do was figure out my feelings for Sakura, and this whole situation, and you just waltz inside my head and ruin everything!

Oh, now I remember why I came! I came to HELP you!

Help me, or drive me insane…?

One of those…

GRRR!!

OK OK, chill out man, no need to bring out the knife collection.

Wait a moment, you said you CAME here, right?

Yup, why?

Well that must mean that there is a way OUT of here! For a split second, Sasuke’s eyes widened with happiness as he drew his head away from the wall.

The Thing merely rolled its eyes and took a sip of hot chocolate.

If I don’t ask you how the HELL did you get chocolate milk without leaving your spot at the center of my thought process, will you help me with Sakura?

Sure thing, what’s bugging you?

Well, ever since we were young, she has ALWAYS had a crush on me. And me, as the hot, awesome, emo kid never took notice of her. Then I left for a few year to Orochimaru…and while I was there, I felt as if I have been cut in three, and two thirds were missing. Sakura and Naruto. I feel whole again now that I’m back in Konoha, Naruto is still my best friend, more of a brother though, and now I’m supposed to marry Sakura. But what if that longing feeling was just that off a missing sister? That I need her as my sister, not as my wife. What if the feelings we shared last night were nothing more that our hormones taking the best of us.

The Thing laughed, You slept with YOUR SISTER!!

No IDIOT!! I consider her a sister…do I?

This Thing shrugged and took another sip of the chocolate milk.

God knows…

…HELP…

Well…it IS you who rushed it…but as a part of you, the really retarded voice of reason, I say that you take that you give it a try and man and wife BEFORE you get an heir. If you REALLY DO feel something, then go ahead, fuck her all night long and get 64 kids and go pretend you’re Brad Pitt. But if you DON’T have feelings for her after a while in that way, divorce and marry a different girl.

Won’t that BREAK her heart…

That a girl who can destroy mountain sides as if she were breaking crackers. You’ll probably just get a good beating, she’ll walk away all angry, sad, confused, broken. True, thing won’t EVER be the same again, but then again, YOU rushed it…

Hold on.. Sasuke interrupted YOU’RE THE INSIDE ME!!

Moron…The thing rolled its eyes as it stood up, throwing the paper cup away, and walking back to the “Do Not Open Door” somewhere at the back of Sasuke’s mind.

The traffic jam opened, and the thoughts buzzed through his head once again. Shaking his head, Sasuke went back down stairs to see Sakura fast asleep. His heart skipped a beat, and once again, this thoughts stopped.

Love is so stupid…he laughed as he walked away, realizing who that Thing really was.

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And I thought NARUTO was stupid…

Lol…

Hope you enjoyed, and hope more readers will review with their requests.

I really wish that Sharingangirl001 is statisfied with this chapter as I tried the most creative way to do her bidding:

“I'd like to see a chapter about Sasuke's point of view about their choice.”

See you next chapter!

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