Lost Lamb

Chapter Six:

'Pick-Me-Ups'

Disclaimer: I noes pwn ~ AS ~ D: But I DO own this collection~!
Pairing: Katou x Kurai
Prompt: (LAME) Pick up lines
Warnings: !!Crack 8DD (nuff said.)

"Hime, are you sure that's safe to eat?"

Kurai paused, the pink coloured square just inches from reaching her mouth, glancing at Noise. She sighed before shoving the object between the vampire's lips (said vampire sputtering...noisily with objection).

"It's fine, Sakuya gave it to me." 'It's not like it's poison, or anything bad...' Well, she was pretty sure it wasn't, since Sakuya gave it to her...and she trusted him as much as she nearly trusted Setsuna, right? So, she popped one into her mouth. "Chew it, don't swallow."

Unbeknownst to the two Evils, one certain chain-smoking-face-stealing-plant-bastard(!) was watching the whole exchange and only when the gum stuck to Noise's hands and Kurai's face (despite it being the wrong colour, this still evoked several certain shady images to flash through one of the few minds that could rival Raphael's in THAT way), did he staunter up to them.

"Hmmm? Katou?"

He smirked and slyly wrapped an arm around their shoulders.

"Hey, double bubble, wanna go make some trouble?" [1]

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"HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH THINGS NEAR HIME!"

Kurai, however, burst out laughing but managed to place a friendly kiss on his cheek.

"Thanks for the thought but maybe Raziel would take you up on that."

:D...D:

[1] (c) my Nii-chan (srsly, he made this line XD). I don't own the gum~!

This was inspired my brother and was completely WINGED (so I didn't write a draft). I just thought it was time for a humour-esque chapter. It isn't a great piece, but I just needed to do something because I'm going through Depression again. WITHOUT HAPPY PILLS. :P