|I'm Not Wearing Underwear Today
Author: strawberrycannibal PM
Avenue Q spoof, other musicals mentioned and Mimi learns why she will never get high with Roger again.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Roger D. & Mimi M. - Words: 574 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 02-23-08 - Status: Complete - id: 4090505
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okay, i got this crazy idea while listening to Avenue Q on my mp3 player, so well enjoy.
Roger sat with Mimi on the couch, strumming his guitar. By the way they were acting, it was obvious, they were stoned out of their minds. Roger played Musetta's Waltz absently while Mimi stood and pranced around like a ballerina.
"Hey, maybe we should go to like, Broadway, or like something, cuz, I mean we rock and, like roll," She burst into giggles. Roger laughed
"Foshizzle, man, I would so be in Wicked, I mean, you could be Elphaba, and I could be Fiyero and we'd so get it on on dat stage, foo!" He chuckled. Mimi shook her head.
"No, I be Janet and you be Rocky," She proceeded to sing "Toucha toucha toucha touch me, I wanna be DIRTY!" Roger burst out into laughter.
"And Angel would be Frank'n'Furter, and ooo, Mark would so be Brad, Fo real, I can see dat!"
"How about I Ulla and you be Leo, that would be so cool!" She fell down.
"Rocky Horror to Producers, fo sure!"Roger squealed.
"Or, you could be bad boy Danny and I be virginal Sandy!" She squealed happily. Roger laughed so hard.
"You like it?" Mimi asked. Roger shook his head.
"No...just...you a virgin?!"he laughed so hard, he fell on floor.Mimi stuck out her tongue and stood up, feeling dizzy.
"Well, we can go all Phantom and the Opera?" She pouted. Roger pouted as well.
"But, a face like this doesn't deserve to be covered by a mask!" Mimi nodded.
"Oh, how about we be Kate and Princeton!" She laughed,"We be puppets!" Roger smiled hugely.
"That's perfect! I love Avenue Q! And what a coincidence, i'm not wearing underwear!" He jumped up and down happily. Mimi was confused.
"Okay, but you wanna have fun as Kate and Princeton?" She asked seductively.
"NOT NOW!" He ran out the door. Mimi followed freaked out, wondering what her boyfriend is about to do. She ran outside and saw him standing on top of a car, which happened to be Benny's Benny's eyes were wide.
"I'M NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR TODAY! NO IM NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR TODAY!" Roger yelled at the top of his lungs. Benny ran to Mimi.
"What's going on?" He asked.
"You do not want to know"
"NOT THAT YOU PROBABLY CARE, MUCH ABOUT MY UNDERWEAR, STILL NONTHELESS I GOTTA SAY!" Roger began to draw a crowd and people looked confused and bewildered. Mimi ran to him.
"Roger!" She yelled.
"THAT IM NOT WEARING UNDERWEAR TODAY!!!!!" Roger smiled triumphantly.
"GET A JOB!" A woman yelled from the crowd. Roger beamed from ear to ear.
"Thank you...honey," He giggled and hopped down, when he then fainted. Benny helped Mimi carry Roger upstairs. Later he stirred and saw Mimi standing over him, worried.
"What did I do?"
Mimi learned never to get Roger high again. Referenced are Wicked, Rocky Horror Picture Show, The Producers. Grease, Phantom of the Opera, and of course, Avenue Q