Trouble…

Anti Cosmo and Wanda spent the entire night messing up Timmy’s room with no luck of finding the DA Rules book.

Anti Cosmo and Anti Wanda flew up toward each other in grief.

“We searched the entire room and there’s no sign of that infuriating book.” Explained Anti Cosmo taking off his monocle and polishing it with a clean handkerchief.

Anti Wanda looked at her hubby floating in place. “What we gonna do now?”

Anti Cosmo finished polishing his monocle clearly and sprang up into action. “We search the entire fish fortress. Come on!” and as Anti Cosmo proceeded to the fish bowl when Anti Wanda pointed something out they missed earlier. “Whats that?”

Anti Cosmo turned to face her. “What’s what?”

Anti Wanda pointed to a strange purple book wedged in between Timmy’s mattress and bed spring.

Anti Cosmo clasped his hands together in glee. “That’s the book!”

Anti Cosmo poofed next to the book and tried to pull it out with little success what so ever. Anti Cosmo strained trying to pull but couldn’t mange to release it.

Anti Wanda came over to the right side of Anti Cosmo and turned into a Jack Tool to prop up Timmy’s mattress. The altered bed made Timmy slide forward into the corner of the bed. Timmy was undisturbed in sleep because he taught he was rolling down a hill with Trixie Tang with a field of flowers under them.

Anti Cosmo clasped his hands together again in Anti Wanda’s triumph. “Dear you’re wonderful…I could kiss you but you still have morning breath…”

Anti Wanda looked at him curiously. “I’s though you liked morning breathe?”

Anti Cosmo poofed up crow bar with his wand and used it to slide the book out of the mattress space. He slid the book out easily and it landed on the floor with soft thud. “Yes but only when you use that honey apple spray. That sent could make a fairy Anti male go wild…”

Anti Wanda turned back to normal and floated next to him smiling. “Careful there’s a youngin present…”

Anti Cosmo polished his monocle and looked calmly. “Don’t worry about Turner a heard of wild rams could come stampeding through his room and he’d never wake up. I know seen him sleep…”

Anti Wanda started to pick up the DA Rules which wasn’t the DA Rules book…but a copy of the Little Cho-Cho Who Could…

Anti Cosmo grieved in agony. “This isn’t the DA Rules Guide! It’s that stupid Cho-Cho Who Could Book!” Anti Cosmo flew up above Timmy’s bed and cried. “Another stupid flaw in the way of our world domination…I hate this book!”

In his fury mood Anti Cosmo hurled the book in the corner of the room where Timmy was sleeping. The book hit the wall and landed upside down Timmy’s head. Timmy woke up in instant and angrily cast his eyes upward unable to move his head. “Hey what gives!?! It’s bad enough my other parental guardians make me sleep guarding their rule book to insure that my awesome god-brother won’t tear up it up while why their sleeping and another thing-

Anti Cosmo flew over him intrigued. “Sleeping on the rule book Turner? Your neck must be offly sore…Here let fix that for you…” Anti Cosmo pulled out his wand and made Timmy Tuner’s pillow case levitate to while pulling the pillow case off. There it was the Duckling Book?”

Timmy laughed at this and spoke mockingly. “Ha! Did you actually think I’d sleep on the rule book so that villains like yourselves could steal it?”

Anti Wanda and Cosmo looked aimlessly at him. “Yes?”

Timmy continued to laugh at them. “Well the joke’s on you cause I hid in the one place fairies never look.”

Just then a butterfly appeared on Timmy’s window. “Oh Cool! A butterfly- Not that I catch them because it block’s my Godparents magic…”

Anti Cosmo and Anti Wanda instantly looked at each other then flew to the closet door and opened it. There was a metal butterfly net with a purple book sitting in it next to some boxes marked Timmy’s rejected wishes. Anti Cosmo flew up and grabbed the butterfly net and flew back in toward Timmy and hovered over top of him because he was still stuck in the corner of the bed. “Thank you Turner! You’ve solved our problems again…I could kiss you if I wasn’t happily married… Thank you for being our big stupid hero again! So long Timothy!”

Anti Cosmo tried poof away but the butterfly net prevented that so Anti Wanda tried to grab it out the book with her feet she got stuck in by the magic pull instead and was trapped in with the book.”

Anti Wanda gripped her hands on the butterfly net. “Gets me out of here this rainbow magic barrier scares me with all its color.”

Anti Cosmo put the net down next to the bed and grabbed Timmy out of the bed corner by his back pajama collar and spun him around. “Get her out of there Timothy! She’s not meant to spend her life in a butterfly net. Not when I need her at my side! My immortally is incomplete with out her. She’s the black rose in my life , my dearest , my one true friend , my erble in erble tea.

Anti Wanda got annoyed. “Hurry up and gets me out this net before I mad with all the color.”

Anti Cosmo smiled. “Coming Love Muffin…Turner?”

Timmy looked him directly in the eye. “I’ll only help you if go away and not steal my godparent’s book.”

Anti Cosmo looked the other way annoyed and shook Timmy’s hand with out him doing anything. “Deal, Turner…”

Timmy was floated down toward Anti Wanda by Anti Cosmo and continued to reach in and grab her by the hand when Mr. Turner stepped into the doorway. “Hey Timmy I

need your net today. The Dinklebergs are having their annul butterfly catching contest and I want to win this year-What are you doing?

Timmy was sitting in the net with only his out frame showing while Anti Cosmo covered the net himself in a blanket form.

Timmy spoke absentmindedly. “Uhhh? Admiring the workmanship of this net?”

Mr. Turner picked up the net and shook him and Anti Wanda out then turned around to leave but then stopped. Anti Cosmo quickly changed into box and hid over Anti Wanda while Mr. Turner turned around and pointed something out to Timmy. “Hey what’s a book doing here?”

Timmy looked up confused. “Uhhh… Just sitting there?”

Mr. Turner pulled out the book and handed it to Timmy. “You should keep your stuff out of nets…Someone could steal it…”

Timmy took the book back and smiled. “Your right Dad… So I’m gonna put book where it belongs…”

“In your box of ranky sweaty tube socks. No would dare look for it there, it stinks to much! Look the smell is still rising!”

Timmy looked at the over box with one glace. The box filled with ranked out smelling socks that no on in there right mind would touch. Timmy smiled and looked back at his dad. “Ok Dad go ahead and put it in because no who is uptight clean perpetrator who dare look there…”

Timmy winked at Anti Cosmo who growled at him.

“Why are you whispering to the blue box son?”

Nothing came to mind for Timmy… “Uhhhh?”

Mr. Turner looked at him weird. “Well don’t because talking to your stuff is weird… Isn’t that right Netty?” Mr. Turner relived Timmy of the book and opened it while walking to the box. Anti Cosmo instantly changed into a blue set of pages in the book. “How to sip with your pinkie up?” What kind of book is this?”

Timmy looked up confused with an answer. “Uhhhh? A British one?”

Mr. Turner looked unamused and dropped the book in the box. “Keep it in there. No British thief would dare look in there. It’s the last place they’d look. Brits like things clean and tidy. Haven’t you ever seen Pirates Of The Caribbean At World’s End!?”

Mrs. Turner called up to husband to call him down. “Hon, The Dinklebergs are here and the brought the Butterfly Catcher 4000.”

Mr. Turner gripped his net in anger. “Dinkleberg…” and stormed out off the room.

Anti Cosmo changed immediately after Mr. Tuner left. “Oh I’ll be scrubbing my clothes out for weeks. Turner I’ll get you for this by taking this!”

Anti Cosmo raised his wand in air and made the Da Rules guide rise out the mess of socks. Anti Cosmo laughed manically when Anti Wanda jumped on him for fun and tipped the box over leaving Anti Cosmo vulnerable for minute. Timmy jumped up and grabbed the book and headed around them to the fish bowl and banged on it. “Guys I need you Anti Cosmo and Wanda are here and their after your book.” Poof was woken up by Timmy’s plea and happily poofed out the fish bowl with his rattle unknowing to his parents. Poof appear over head of Timmy and looked happily. “Poof, Poof!” said the baby fairy happily.

Timmy looked at Poof happily then confident at the Anti’s. “Good you’re here…You can get them….”

Poof took one look at the Anti Fairies and at Anti Cosmo and shuddered clenching his rattle in fear. The little one remembered the heinous blue fairy who tried sucking all energy his out of him. Poof whimpered at the thought.

Timmy got annoyed. “Come on bro their just miserable Anti Fairies…”

Poof screeched loud and whaled signaling his parents out the fish bowl. Anti Wanda and Anti Cosmo felt troubled. “Uh-Oh….”

Wanda and Cosmo shot out the fish bowl in a beam of yellow light and looked at their crying baby and took one look at the Anti Fairies and zapped them to the wall in a mad fashion.