May: Well jebus, guess what folks? I'm not dead! My beta's having trouble with her computer and i'm a lazy bum (also dealing with new Miscrosoft word style), hence the lack of updatation sensations, hehehe...*runs off, tossing story behind her* DUN KILL MEH!!!

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Previously on Cosplay Store:

“…Deidara? Ah, yeah, it’s Kyuubi, Itachi just raped me-” this earned a loud snort from a certain Uchiha working on loosening his pants “-and I need clothes…yes, I know I’m a sadistic bitch…yes, delivery would be wonderful…I’m wearing that?...oh, that sounds fine, Itachi might not like it though…” at this a now naked Itachi lifted a brow “…yeah, yeah, his room, just put it on the bed, I’ll leave the clothes there…and Itachi needs a set too…Uhuh, Uhuh, total bitch that can rot in hell, I know, I know…love you too…byes…” Kyuubi replaced the phone on the receiver, squeaking when Itachi snatched him up from behind and tossed him onto his shoulder like a bag of rice “…Can I help you..?” Kyuubi grunted, Itachi’s shoulder digging into his stomach rather uncomfortably.

“Why yes, you can…” Itachi replied, tossing Kyuubi into the shower and turning on the water. The red head cried in shock as the icy water hit him, trying to scramble out but Itachi pushed him back in.

“J-jerk!” Kyuubi snapped, his teeth chattering.

“Uhuh…” Itachi smirked, grabbing one of the hand towels from the sink and tying Kyuubi’s hands to the metal bar more commonly used for washcloths.

Kyuubi began to calm down as the water got warmer and Itachi climbed in with him.

“Well, well, Boy-Scout-kun, we know our knots don’t we?” Kyuubi muttered, twisting his wrists in an attempt to loosen the towel. Itachi grinned down at him.

“Why yes, School-Girl-Shinobi-chan, we do.” Kyuubi cursed when he realized his hair was still in their pigtails.

“It’s this way Sasuke!” Naruto turned and waved at the Uchiha several feet behind him. Sasuke cursed, crawling on the floor, completely wiped.

So far Naruto had led them through a series of trials unfitting of an Uchiha.

Step stone lake; which Sasuke’s had fallen in.

Bamboo Pike Forest; which Sasuke almost became a girl in.

Indiana Jones Room; Need I say more?

And finally the Lava Pit; which turns out the Lava was actually mashed up strawberries with large chocolate chunks.

Naruto stopped in front of a set of grand, double door, turning to look at Sasuke, currently dressed in a now ruined jeans and black t-shirt. After realizing Sasuke was heading to Kakashi, he wisely gave Sasuke some very, very ‘drab’ clothing.

“Here we are! Let’s go!” Naruto spun around when Sasuke caught up, reaching for the door. Sasuke grabbed him by the shoulder.

“Wait! Let’s wait for aniki and Kyuubi…” he muttered, ‘secretly’ afraid of the psycho pirate.

Or not so secret.

“Ah! Kakashi-sensei is a bit scary huh?” Naruto giggled, petting a blushing Sasuke on the head. “Don’t worry, we can wait…” he added.

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Kyuubi sighed, jumping almost absentmindedly across the step stone lake Kakashi had put in the keep out crazed fangirls dressed in rainbow leotards doing EPIC PHAILE back-flips trying to break into his office to steal some of his coffee...

...he didn't get it either.

Itachi stepped after him, slightly more wobbly, trying not to fall in, dressed in a black t-shirt with matching jeans. "I'm surprised Deidara has jeans in his monster closet." Itachi muttered after clearing the stepping stones and following Kyuubi to the bamboo pike forest "...You've got to be shitting me." he grit out. "What the hell does he need this for?!"

Kyuubi turned to look at him blankly "To keep out the three headed alien centaurs and their minions, the agile, but stupid, blue dwarfs in orange tights." he quoted, the redhead was dressed in "Mystic #57", Deidara's adopted soul child from the Middle East that included sheer, white cloth running all over Kyuubi's body, covering his upper torso, waist and thighs in a green, silk sash, while the cloth covered the rest of his body, still giving a viewer the chance to check him out thoroughly. Jingling belts and necklaces hung off his body and his face was covered by a sheer green mask. Itachi was not-so-vaguely reminded of those female genies in those Eastern Movies that usually included a lot of sexual themes.

After three 3 hours of staring, he still didn't have the slightest clue where to begin stripping the redhead for more...productive activities. Damn you, Deidara. Damn you!

Itachi blinked when Kyuubi's response caught up to him "...What?" he replied, staring as Kyuubi effortlessly jumped up onto one of the bamboo stalks that didn't end in a sharp point. "...And how do I get across this?" he added.

Kyuubi smiled back at him "Pray." he replied cheerfully, hopping over to the next flat bamboo piece easily. Itachi cursed before climbing up after him.

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Naruto squirmed uncomfortably in Sasuke's lap, dressing in a blue Lolita dress with small pink petals patterned on it. "Sasuke! You're still wet! And if I keep getting Deidara-nii-chan's clothes messy, he won't be happy with me!" he gave Sasuke a teary look that only resulted in making the brunette's eye gleam even more.

Sasuke proceeded to grope his blonde, pausing when heard voices approaching.

"I'm tell you, baby bro, Kakashi's a cruel bitch! How dare he spike all that ice cream with chocolate laxatives?!" a voice whined, heading their way. Sasuke began to sweat, so that was the trick to Room number 4.

Naruto blinked when and boy with red hair and dark rings circling his sea green eyes saw them, blinked in shocked before running over and pulling Naruto out of a shocked Sasuke arms with a growl. "G-Gaara!" he greeted in surprise, laughing awkwardly as Sasuke and Gaara exchanged Death Glares.

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"What the hell is this guy's problem?!" Itachi shouted, sprinting through a narrow corridor, Kyuubi running next to him as they tried to avoid the giant boulder rolling dangerously after them, attempting to squash them to a pulp.

"Lawn Gnomes."(1) Kyuubi drawled, keeping his eye focused on the doorway coming up closer to them "We're almost there" he added, grinning at the Uchiha.

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"Gaara! Sasuke! Stop it!" Naruto wailed, from behind Shuukaku, Gaara's older brother. "Shuu-nii! Stop them! Or-or I'll make Kyuu-nii do something bad to you!" Naruto cried, watching in horror as Gaara and Sasuke grappled at each other of the floor in front of them.

"Really now, there's a thought…" Shuukaku muttered perversely, grinning to himself. None-the-less he frowned as Gaara and Sasuke started going into cat-fight mode a.k.a. pulling hair and using teeth "…Really ladies, that's what the guard rail's for…" (2)

Gaara and Sasuke turned to give him a dark look.

Naruto stepped forward "Gaara calm down!" he whined childishly.

"He was molesting you!" Gaara accused darkly, shaking Sasuke with his grip on his collar. Sasuke narrowed his eyes.

"He's my boyfriend and I'll do what I please to him!" the brunette hissed angrily. Shuukaku rolled his eyes.

"Oh, hell…" he sighed when Gaara's eyes glittered dangerously.

"You're boyfriend?! What have you been doing to my cousin you sleazy son of a-"

"Well, well, Shuu-kun long time no see…" Everyone turned to see Kyuubi walking towards them, dragging Itachi behind him calmly.

Itachi managed to climb to his feet and took in the situation. "…Sasuke, are you fist fighting or having a hissy fit?" he asked after a moment.

"Hissy fit." Shuukaku clarified, looking at Itachi critically. "You don't look half bad for someone who just got through the trials o' hell, you been here before?" Itachi shook his head.

"First time." he answered, dazed.

Shuukaku and Gaara stared. "Well, shit." Shuukaku managed after a moment of awed silence. He turned his attention to Kyuubi "Hiya Kyuubi, how do I strip you out of that now?" he asked bluntly.

Kyuubi groaned, burying his face in his hands as Itachi stepped forward, "Dangerous and Sexy" practically stamped all over him.

"Excuse me?" Itachi growled out softly. "That's my bitch you're hitting on." Shuukaku blinked before a dangerous smirk crawled up his face.

"I hope you don't fight as girly as your brother." he replied, taking a fighting stance.

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May: Tada! Done! Next, late as usual, Kakashi comes in a chapter late ^^

PLEASE REVIEW AND LET ME KNOW ALL MY FANS HAVEN'T DIED!!!! *CRIES*

(1)- Zomg players on gaia will get this, lol, add me if you have a gaia btw, screename's may10baby ^^

(2)- An epic comment made by a teacher that pulled my off of this one girl i was really, really mad at ^^