A/N1: PLEASE be warned that this is a really, REALLY crappy chapter

TITLE: Tell me your not gay! (Title may change)

DISCLAIMER:Standard disclaimers applied

RATED T: For cursing and somethings I think are not appropriate for people w/out the teen in their ages

GENRE: Romance/Humor

SUMMARY:Mikan Sakura is now 14 years old and crushin on the school's hottest, possibly hottest thing next to Natsume's group and Natsume himself, guy Masayuki Todou. Seemingly perfect, with a nice personality to boot it seems like Mikan's found the perfect guy! Too bad for her though, she never knew that Masayuki Todou was actually gay! Masayuki Todou was famous for a guy with a fetish for guys, almost everyone knew that. Too bad Mikan didn't.

Now here comes Natsume and the gang. Natsume's now officialy 14 years old and already admits after so long that He likes Mikan Sakura, upon finding out that Mikan liked Masayuki Todou, the gang (excluding Natsume)immediately assumed that Mikan's Ideal 'man' was gay men! With that in mind they've set out plans, books, clothes, and make up to make Natsume's Mikan ideal 'man' by turning him gay! What's going to happen to Natsume now?

Tell me your not gay!

By: Aki Eschirott

Plan 01:

Sound Like a girl

“I tell you it’s the face!” Kitsu started as he kept pinching himself. “The face!”

“No you idiot it’s the clothes! The clothes!” Tsubasa retorted. Holding up a frilly pink dress.

“Both of you are idiots! It’s obviously the actions!” Koko shouted as he pounded the table in front of him. “Actions!”

“Face!”

“Clothes!”

“Umm...shouldn’t we stop them? Or something...” Yuu said as he looked from Ruka to the group of fighting men.

Yes, after the incident in the classroom about the plan of gayness. The group decided to meet in Natsume’s special room. Why? Because it was big, that’s all.

Natsume’s vein throbbed. “What the hell are they doing?” he asked angrily.

Ruka just shook his head and sighed. “The plan of gayness”

Natsume glared at Kitsu, Koko and Tsubasa. “So what’s up with the face, clothes, and actions stuff?”

“Well...” Ruka started “To be frank, I have no idea...”

“It’s obviously idiotic...” Natsume continued as he stood up to get a can of coke in the fridge.

“Face!”

“Clothes!”

“Actions!”

“Idiots” Natsume muttered, opening the can of coke and sipping it.

“Don’t you think Natsume’s voice is a bit deep and kinda husky?” Ruka asked Yuu who was trying to stop the three ‘geniuses’ from fighting.

“Eh...” Yuu sweat dropped. “Well kinda...”

Kitsu and Tsubasa stared at each other with big grins on their faces. Ruka, Yuu, Natsume and Koko just stare blankly at them.

“So what?” Koko started “What’s up with the voice? I mean c’mon it’s--“

“Okay Natsume say it with me. OMG!” Koko said trying to imitate the shrill voice of a girl but apparently ended up sounding like a...

“...strangled chicken? You want me to sound like that?”

After hours (actually 30 minutes) of fighting over what they would start with, they finally decided what to do. With Koko’s great idea (actually it was Tsubasa’s and Kitsu’s, but Koko really wouldn’t admit that would he?) they planned on starting to change Natsume’s voice by...

“C’mon! Say it with me! OMG!”

“Really Koko? A strangled chicken...” Natsume stated bluntly, with no hint of humor whatsoever in his statement.

Koko fumed. “Who you calling strangled chicken?!”

Yes, by teaching him the ways of how the gay people talk. Obviously it wasn’t working, what with Koko’s strangled chicken girl like imitation who would learn from that? NONE.

And so here they are now desperately trying to stop Koko from teaching.

“C’mon people hold him down!” Tsubasa screamed as the four, Kitsu, Tsubasa, Ruka and Yuu, desperately tried to stop Koko from teaching Natsume.

“Hey! Let go of me you idiots!” Koko boomed, as he struggled to get out of their hold.

“Have mercy on you Koko, Natsume will be laughing stock of the school!” Kitsu started.

“Natusme will continue to blame us for it for life! If we ever have a life to live after that!” Yuu continued

“Koko, face it! You sound like a strangled chicken, you’ll disgrace our reputation!” Ruka added

“KOKO! Mikan is my Kouhai! I don’t want her to have a boyfriend slash gay friend that speaks like a strangled chicken!” Tsubasa shouted

“BASTARDS! LET GO OF ME!”

Natsume just stared at his friends, making no move whatsoever to help them. “Idiots...”

After another good 30 minutes of struggling, the four guys were able to restrain Koko from teaching Natsume, which they were all thankful of especially Natsume. Since Koko still wanted the plan to continue, they went to an expert to teach Natsume...

“C’mon say it with me! OMG!” Cried a shrill voice of a, presumed, guy...but totally sounds like a girl.

Koko and Kitsu grinned. Tsubasa laughed. Yuu gawked. Ruka sighed and Natsume...well...

“NO!”

...he wasn’t close to saying OMG anytime soon.

“You bastards! You got him?!” Natsume fumed as he gritted his teeth.

“C’mon Natsume, Chill. Naru’s totally an expert at this.” Tsubasa said, trying to comfort the raven-haired guy that was so desperately trying to escape from the clutches of his so called friends.

Oh and did I mention he was tied to a chair?

“Natsume if you want to learn how to speak like a girl then follow me.” Naru scolded “Or else I’ll use my alice on you...” he added giving a slight wink.

All of them froze.

“Really who got Naru to teach Natsume again?” Ruka asked raising an eyebrow

Koko raised his hand. “Well you guys didn’t want him to learn from me so...I got him an expert”

Kitsu and Yuu raised an eyebrow questioningly.

“So what’s up with the I’ll-teach-you-how-to-speak-like-a-girl?” Tsubasa asked as he stared at the poor, really now, raven haired guy name Natsume Hyuuga who’s been forced to say OMG for the past 15 minutes.

Well in actuality, Naru hasn’t really admitted that he’s gay, but of course everyone already knows this. Even Mikan and she’s mostly the clueless one.

“Higher Natsume!”

“OMG...” he said bluntly

“Natsume! Higher!”

“OMG...” he said more loudly this time.

His entire group of friend’s fell anime style.

“Naru’s...enthusiatic...isn’t he?” Tsubasa stated as he sweat dropped.

“You know Naru said higher, not louder.” Ruka added. "Can Natsume actually learn from him?"

“This is actually too good to be true...” Kitsu remarked and earned the glares of Ruka and Yuu. “Well except for the tied to his chair thing...you know...hehe...I'll shut up now...”

Koko was silent. His friends were waiting for him to add a remark.

“Hey guys...How much Rabbits have you got on you?” Koko asked as he stared outside the window.

“Eh?” They all said in unison.

Has Koko finally given up the idea of turning Natsume into a gay person? That was what they were all thinking but of course...

HELL will that ever happen.

Koko has a lot up his sleeves and he’ll do possibly everything he has to, to turn Natsume into Mikan’s ‘ideal’ man. But what’s up with this now?

“That would be 1000 rabbits”

What the hell?!

TBC

A/N2: I'm really sorry, really a crappy chapter. My flow of inspiration stopped dead on it's tracks when Natsume got tied to a chair. This isn't really a rush chapter, it's actually a need chapter for me...since if I don't update this within this month I would sure not update till five months have passed, literally. Anyway...the next chapter would be hopefully longer and better than this chappie.

I'm really sorry...wah! Anyway...promoting stories again...haha...

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What could have possibly ran inside Natsume's mind? NxM chapter 2 is up!

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haha...Oh yeah! Thanks people for reading and reviewing! I never expected it to reach two numbers in just a chapter. Haha! Thanks a lot you guys! ILY... Haha...

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