Sand Siblings Sleepover

Authors note: This story takes place in Shippuden. (most of the characters will be OOC) This is written by myself (potterandanimelover) and my friend (dragonanimefangirl)

(most of the torturing done to Kankuro was from a Kankuro fangirl) (dragonanimefangirl)

DISCLAIMER: We do NOT own anything Naruto related. (if we did, we would be VERY happy girls)

One day, in Suna, Gaara and Kankuro were extremely bored and had nothing to do. Gaara had the next 2 days off. And Kankuro had no scheduled missions (sucks for him!).

Then Kankuro (out of randomness) figured out something to do.

Kankuro: SLUMBER PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gaara: WTF dude.

Kankuro: C’mon, it’ll be fun!

Gaara: Who should we invite?

Kankuro: Anyone

Gaara: But . . . . . My only friend is Naruto . . . . . .

Kankuro: Then invite him, now to the bigger problem. Who should I invite?????

Gaara: Well, you could always invite Neji, Kiba, Shikamaru, Rock Lee, or Shino.

Kankuro: NNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! ANYONE BUT THE BUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KANKURO NO LIKE BUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GET THEM OFF!!!! GET THEM OFF!!!!!!!!

STOP, DROP AND ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (rolling on the floor in a twitching panic attack)

Gaara: . . . (Temari walks in)

Temari: What the hell is wrong with him?

Gaara: He’s having a spaz attack after remembering the “fight” with Shino.

Temari: I haven’t seen him like this since he was poisoned.

Gaara: O.o What?

Temari: Oh nothing, long story, I’ll tell you later.

Kankuro: NO!!!!! MUST. GET. BUGS. OFF!!!!!!!!!

Gaara: KANKURO!!!!!!!! SHINO ISN’T EVEN HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kankuro: Oh. (stops spazzing out)

Temari: OK, why does he think Shino is here in the first place?

Gaara: We’re throwing a slumber party.

Temari: SLUMBER PARTY?! WWWWWWOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! CAN I INVITE PEOPLES TOO?????? (Kankuro regains what little sanity he has)

Kankuro: Uhhh . . . . sure I guess.

Temari: YAY!!!!!

Gaara: So, who are you inviting? I’m inviting Naruto.

Kankuro: Uhhhhh, I’ll invite Kiba, Neji, and Shikamaru.

Temari: YAY!!!!!!!!! SHIKA-KUN!!!!!!!!!

Gaara: Uhhhhh, Temari, are you OK?

Temari: Sorry, fangirl moment. OK, so I’ll invite Hinata, Sakura, and Tenten.

So Kankuro, Temari, and Gaara sent a messenger hawk to Konoha to invite the people. (we are aware that it takes 3 days to get to Konoha and 3 days back on foot) They sent the VERY fast hawk. (it only took a few minutes) Because this is a fanfic, it’ll only take 10 minutes to get to Suna.

(10 minutes later, everyone arrives)

Naruto: HELLO SUNA PEOPLES!!!!!!!!!! THE NEXT HOKAGE HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!

Neji: Naruto, do you have to do that every time we enter a new town?

Naruto: HELL YA!!!!!!!!!

Shikamaru: (groan) Too troublesome to argue (gets seriously glomped by Temari)

Temari: HI SHIKA-KUN!!!!!!!!

Shikamaru: Oh, hi Temari.

Kankuro: Do you have to go fangirl every time you see him?????

Temari: Yes, yes I do. (Naruto suddenly steals Kankuro’s hood and puts it on)

Naruto: Hey, look everybody! I’m make-up boy!!!! Where’s Karasu?? (looking around)

Kankuro: NARUTO!!!! GIVE THAT BACK!!!!!! I ONLY WEAR THAT STUPID THING BECAUSE I HAVE REALLY BAD HAT HAIR!!!!!!!!! (Kankuro rips the hood off of Naruto’s head and puts it back on)

Everyone (except Kankuro):

Temari: Hey, let’s play “Spin the Bottle”!

Girls: YEAH!!!!!!!!!

Guys: (groan)

Temari: Everyone has to play.

(The game starts and everyone is in a circle)

Kiba: CIRCLE TIME!!!!!!!!!

Temari: OK. I’ll spin first. (spins and lands on Shikamaru, and kiss. ((a little too easily)))

Kankuro: Ok. I’ll go next. (spins really hard hoping and praying it won’t land on a guy) (Finally slows down and lands on Kiba)

Kankuro: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (bangs head against wall really hard)

Temari: Rules are rules Kanky! You and Kiba have to kiss: )

Kankuro: DON’T USE MY CHILDHOOD NICKNAME!!!!!!!!! Oh and NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Kiba: Akamaru, shield your eyes!!!! (Akamaru covers his eyes with his ears)

(Kankuro and Kiba lean in to kiss, but Kankuro passes out from fright)

Temari: What a baby (starts poking him w/ a stick) Gaara! Help me get Kankuro conscious!

Temari tries to hold up Kankuro while Gaara goes to get a bucket of water. When Gaara gets back, he dumps the water on Kankuro’s face. Unfortunately, the water got the “war paint” wet, and it ran into his eyes. Feeling this, Kankuro quickly regains consciousness and runs around the house with his eyes covered screaming in “pain”.

Kankuro: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! IT HURTS!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!! THE PAIN!!!!!!!!!!! (Kankuro slams into the dead corner of a wall) OOOOOOWWWWW!!!!!

Temari: Wimp. Kankuro, just go wash off the paint and put on more later.

Kankuro: (little kid whine) BUT IT’S IN MY EYES!!! IT HURTS!!!!!

Temari, Gaara, and Kankuro go to wash off the paint. (at this point everybody else is just watching the three fight about the paint)

Neji: Why does he even bother wearing that crap?

Sakura: He looks better without it anyway.

Tenten: Yeah, he shouldn’t even wear it if it’s so dangerous to his eyes.

Hinata: N-Naruto-kun?

Naruto: Hm?

Hinata: I n-need to t-tell you s-something.

Naruto: What is it Hinata?

Hinata: It’s j-just that I-I lo-

Kankuro: (still in the bathroom) OOOOWWWWWW!!!!!! GAARA!!!! DON’T USE SOAP!!!!!! SOAP PLUS EYES EQUALS HURT!!!!!!

Temari: STOP SQUIRMING!!!!!! THE MAKE-UP ISN’T EVEN OUT YET IDIOT!!!!!!

Kankuro: IT’S NOT MAKE-UP!!!!! IT’S WAR-PAI-OOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!

GAARA!!!!!!

Neji: Okay. That was weird.

Tenten: What were you saying, Hinata?

Hinata: Oh, n-nothing.

After Kankuro finally gets back, Temari makes Kiba and Kankuro resume their kiss.

Kiba: Do we have to????????

Girls: YES!!!!!!!!!

Kankuro: You’re all mean!!

They lean in to kiss again, and before they can pass out, Tenten and Temari grab the two boys and shove them together.

Kankuro: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!

Kiba: GROSS!!!!! BLECH!!!!!!! BLAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! nearly chokes to death

Everyone: dying on the floor laughing out loud

Kankuro/Kiba: THAT WAS NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!

Temari: Yeah it was!!!!

Kiba and Kankuro run to the bathroom to puke then wash their sorry mouths with soap.

Kankuro: (as they’re walking back) Did you HAVE to eat doggie treats beforehand???

Kiba: What? It’s great travel food!!

Kankuro: (gives Kiba a weird look)

The 2 come back and are even more insecure than they just were.

Temari: Do you know what time it is?

Naruto: Uhhhhh . . . . . 11:30?

Sakura: Noooo, it’s . . . . .

Girls: TRUTH OR DARE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guys and Naruto: GROAN

Temari: Ok, so who will go first?

(All the girls raise their hands-the guys don’t)

Gaara: OH!!!! PICK SHIKA!!!! (OOC)

Temari: Ok, Shikamaru. Truth or Dare?

Shikamaru: Dare, I guess.

Temari: Well, I dare you to go to the middle of Suna, and sing “I’m not wearing underpants today”.

Shikamaru: (gets a creepy vibe from her)

Shikamaru actually goes outside and sings the song. Suddenly, an old lady walks by and says, “Young man, keep those things to yourself!” Shikamaru goes back to the house and is greatly embarrassed.

Shikamaru: There, I did it. And it was very troublesome. Naruto, Truth or Dare?

Naruto: Well, I don’t want to risk embarrassing myself publicly again, so I’ll pick Truth.

Gaara: Again?!

Sakura: DON’T. ASK!!!!!

Shikamaru: Ok, Naruto, if you could kiss any guy in Konoha, who would it be?

Gaara: Wait! I can get a lie detector from my office! (Runs to get it and comes back in 5 minutes)

Naruto: Guys, I don’t want to answer this with the lie detector hooked up to me.

Gaara: WELL, SUCKS FOR YOU!!!!

Neji: Just answer the question.

Kiba: If it’s me, I’ll kill you, Uzumaki!

Naruto: (serious blush action) Kiba, it’s not you. It’s umm, uh, MASTER KAKASHI!!!!!

Everyone: EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!

Gaara: The lie detector says it’s TRUE!!!!!

Everyone: AAAHHH!!!!! EEEWWW!!! BLECH!!! BLA!!!

Naruto: Ok, Kankuro, Truth or Dare?

Kankuro: Dare, I’m afraid of Gaara’s lie detector.

Naruto: Ok, I dare you to dress up Karasu and ballroom dance with him!

Kankuro: NOOOO!!!!!!!

Temari: Oh, come on Kanky! I see you dance with him all the time!

Kankuro: (more serious blush action) TEMARI!!! THAT WAS A PERSONAL SECRET!!!!!!

Kankuro finally (after many whines) dresses up Karasu in one of Temari’s dresses and comes back downstairs in a corny, stiff tux.

Temari: Perfect!! Sakura, turn on your iPod player to good slow dance music!!

Sakura: Got it!

So Kankuro and Karasu danced for 2 minutes and went nuts.

Kankuro: Ok, Temari, Truth or Dare?

Temari: Truth!

Kankuro: Did you drop me as a child?

Temari: Yes, yes I did. I also thought you were butt ugly so I threw you across the room.

Kankuro: TEMARI!!!! YOU’RE SO MEAN!!!!!! No wonder my head is so screwed up.

Everybody: O.o

Gaara: Wait, did you drop me too?

Temari: Yep. I also put Mom’s make-up on you.

Gaara/Kankuro: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tenten: OK, let’s do something else.

Hinata: How a-about we w-watch a m-movie?

Everyone: OK!! LET’S WATCH MEET THE SPARTANS!!!!

Sakura: we should get comfortable lets change into or pajamas first.

Everyone: OK

After they changed Sakura’s pajamas where pink tank top and red bottoms with pink cherries on them. Tenten’s where green t-shirt and blue bottom with kunais all over. Naruto had a blue t-shirt with a cup or raman on it and orange pants. Kiba had a gray t-shirt with a dog on it and brown pants. Neji had a gray t-shit with a “caged bird” symbol and black pants with a kunai going down each leg. Hinata had a pale lavender tank top and navy blue pants. Shikamaru had a blue t-shirt with a cloud on it and black pants. Temari had a purple t-shirt and white pants with a bunch of little fans on it. Gaara (we know he doesn’t sleep but he is getting pajamas anyway) had a red t-shirt with black lettering on it that said “FEAR THE EVIL RACOONS” and black pants with raccoons on them. Last but not least Kankuro had on purple foottie pajamas with kittens on them.

Kankuro:(getting strange looks) What there comfortable?

Neji: What’s with the kitties

Kankuro: I look like a kitty 

Everyone: OK……..

Naruto: Lets start the movie

Everyone: YA

(Naruto gets the movie out of his bag and puts it in)

(Movie plays they all laugh at the funny parts lalalalala)

(Movie ends)

Tenten: that was funny

Hinata: Yep

Kiba what should we do now?

Gaara: We could play video games.

Naruto: Cool, what games do you have?

Gaara: We could play WII sports

Tenten: Sure, I call bowling against Neji first

Neji: You’re on

After seven hours of game play they started to fall asleep one by one. First Shikamaru, then Hinata, then Kankuro, then Sakura, then Tenten, then Neji, then Kiba, then Naruto, and last Temari. So there Gaara sat playing video games until he gets the new high score.

Gaara: Ha beat that Temari

(everyone wakes up at tow in the afternoon)

They decided to make breakfast even though it was past noon. They made waffles and Shikamaru and Hinata (who would have guessed) started a food fight. After that they packed, said there goodbyes, and left to go balk to Konoha.

(after everyone left)

Kankuro: I will never have a slumber party again

Temari: that was fun lets do that again next weekend

Gaara: YA

Kankuro: (groan)

Temari and Gaara: 