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Spirit Elma
Author of 9 Stories

Rated: M - English - Humor - Updated: 04-04-08 - Published: 03-01-08 - id:4105045

Chapter 1

Harry Potter--

Any person suspected of making out with Snape or Dumbledore.

Snape being threatened with soap.

Dragons.

The slugs that Ron barfed up in an attempt to curse Malfoy.

Pea soup from Harry Potter.

Mandrake root.

Lockheart.

Boggarts.

Love potion that was meant for Harry Potter (Ron why are you madly in love with Snape?)

Dementors (of course it would be the last thing you would EVER kiss).

Dumbledore's lemon drops.

Lucious Malfoy's homemade candy (Snickers, anyone???).

Voldemort's homemade soup.

Draco's licorice.

A hipogriff's...food...

Aragog.

Quirrell.

Whomping Willow.

Ron's rat.

Grindylow.

Narcissa Malfoy.

Hog's head.

Any of the Durslys.

Goblins.

Anything a werewolf has licked/touched in any way.

Anything that the twins create via magic.

The Malfoy's basement.

Fawkes.

Rita Skeeter.-----End Harry Potter.


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