Author: ScorpioGirl1987 PM
VERY OOC. Ursa finds out from Iroh about Ozai and Zuko's little Agni Kai. What happens when she confronts him? A battle of wits, bending, comebacks, and logic ensures! Rated for abuse, violence, swearing, and mature content.Rated: Fiction M - English - Humor/Family - Zuko & Iroh - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 04-29-08 - Published: 03-03-08 - Status: Complete - id: 4109722
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1Words can't express how sorry I am for the long wait. I'm almost as bad as Nickelodeon. But hey, at least I didn't wait for 9 months to update, right? -wink-
Chapter 7: Ozai's Comeuppance
Ozai groaned as he slowly woke up after being knocked out. He opened his eyes and realized that he was tied to a chair. His mouth was taped shut, and the fangirls including Mai were surrounding him with evil grins on their faces. Ozai glared sat the girls and tried to firebend to break free. Nothing worked.
"Don't bother, Ozai. The ropes and tape are flame retardant." Mai said simply. She turned to the girls. "Are you guys ready for Extreme Makeover: Ozai Edition?"
"YEAH!" The girls cheered. They whipped out beauty supplies much to Ozai's horror.
Mai took Ozai's crown and topknot out of his hair. "Water!"
Katara stepped in and bended Ozai's hair wet. One of the girls brought strawberry scented shampoo and shampoo'd Ozai's hair. Another girl brought forth hair curlers. Three girls put curlers in Ozai's hair.
"Learned your lesson yet, Ozai?" Ursa asked. Ozai defiantly shook his head. "Okay, then. Face mask!"
Ozai's eyes widened in horror as one of the girls started smearing his face with what smelled like avocado and aloe. A few minutes later, the avocado was washed off.
"Oh, don't worry. It gets worse." Mai taunted Ozai. "Now...have you learned your lesson?"
Ozai shook his head again. Mai and Ursa looked at each other knowingly. Mai nodded, and Ursa grinned evilly as she pulled out a make-up bag. Three girls held Ozai's head in place as Mai anc Ursa decorated Ozai's face with powder, eye shadow, mascara, eyeliner, blush, and lipstick.
"Awww, he makes a pretty girl!" Exclaimed a fangirl. She laughed.
"And you know what? I think his hair is dry enough to let the curlers out." Ursa said. She took out al of the curlers. The girls laughed harder.
"Have you learned your lesson yet, Ozai?" Ursa asked. Ozai shook his head. "Hmmm. Toph?"
"With pleasure." Toph stretched her fingers. The earthbender sent a massive shockwave at Ozai, the she ecassed Ozai in an earth coccoon and tightened it.. Toph stepped aside to allow Katara room.
Katara water-whipped Ozai's head repeatedly. After a while, Zuko walked up to Ozai and shook his head in dismay.
"You realize you did this to yourself, right?" He asked. "So wouldn't burn my son's face off and ride the world into destruction."
Ozai just glared at Zuko. Zuko continued. "I guess some people never learn unless they experience it themselves." He took a deep breath and burned Ozai's entire face. Ozai screamed in pain. After a few minutes, Ursa walked up to Ozai.
"Now...have you learned your lesson?" She asked. Ozai shook his head. "Hmm. I guess there's such a thing as a lost cause. Aang?"
Aang walked up to Ozai carrying a dagger. "Avatar Roku taught me that there's good in everyone. But since you refuse to show it..." Aang stabbed Ozai in the head, then his neck.
Everyone cheered. The Fire Lord has been defeated!
"I guess that means Zuko is Fire Lord now!" Ty Lee exclaimed.
Zuko blushed, embarrassed. "Hey, now..."
"Oh, come on, Zuko. Isn't that what you wanted all along?" Mai asked.
"Yeah! You need to lead this nation into a nation of peace and kindness!" Iroh exclaimed.
"True." Zuko nodded slowly. "All right, what the hell?"
"All right! All hail Fire Lord Zuko!" Sokka yelled clapping his hands.
"Excuse me! I'm still here!" Azula stepped in. "I believe I'm the heir apparent."
Ursa, Zuko, Aang, and Sokka looked at Azula then at each other.
"Conference." Aang said. They gathered in a circle. "What do we do about Azula?"
"Kill here!" Sokka suggested.
"While she's pregnant?" Ursa raised an eyebrow.
"We wait until the baby is born, kill Azula, and raise the baby good!" Katara suggested.
"Or we could just try to rehabilitate Azula." Aang pointed out. "We have nine months to do so."
"Another good point!" Ursa said. "Okay, we'll try to rehabilitate Azula. But if she's not fully rehabilitated by the time her baby is born, we kill her and I'll raise the baby as my own."
"Sounds like a plan." Zuko responded. The broke up the circle. "Okay, Azula, I guess you're Fire Lord now."
"Thank you. And now I have an heir!" Azula patted herr stomach.
"Yep, you do!" Zuko nodded.
"Oh, wait, we forgot something." Ursa said. She turned to Ozai and burned him to a crisp. "That's better."
"Yeah." Iroh agreed.
And they all lived happily ever after!
Yeah...sorry if this was a little rushed, but it had to end somehow. And no sequel is planned. Sorry.