|Akatsuki Will Rock You
Author: LunaDance506 PM
The Akatsuki version of "We Will Rock You" by QueenRated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Words: 439 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Published: 03-04-08 - Status: Complete - id: 4111491
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Disclaimer: I do not own:
Queen's song, "We Will Rock You";
Naruto or the organization Akatsuki.
LunarLocket made most of this (I like Konan's verse best LOL)
Akatsuki Will Rock You
V1: Kisame, you lead us off!
Buddy you're a tall man, shark man
Got a giant sword strapped to your back
You got gills on your face
You big Shark-Face
Waving your sword all over the place
Singin' "I will, I will, eat you"
"I will, I will eat you"
V2: Alright, Tobi, if you must…
Tobi is a good boy, strange boy
With an orange mask strapped to your face
You got no face
You big disgrace
Annoying Deidara all over the place,
Singin' "Tobi is a good boy!"
"Tobi is a good boy!"
V3: Zetsu, your turn (that means both of you..)
Buddy you're a green man, ugly man (Zetsu: Hey, WTF is this?!)
With a giant plant living on your head
You got two faces
You eat your prey
Chewin' up bodies all over the place
Singin' "I will I will eat you"
"I will I will eat you"
V4: Konan! You're up!
Buddy you're the girl with the blue hair
Cursin' all around
Gonna kick ya some ass someday
You got piercings on your face
You paper mache
Cursin' at Pein all over the place
Singin' "You're a, you're a shithead!"
"You're a, you're a shithead!"
V5: Hidan, I don't care if it's against your faith, get up there!
Buddy you're a church man god man
With your silver hair slicked right back
You got the faith
You big god face (Hidan: What the hell… Me: Sorry! I didn't write this one!!)
Waving your religion all over the place
Singin' "Kami, Kami-sama!"
V6: It's finally Weasel-kun (Itachi)'s turn! Yay!
Buddy you're a psychopath, crazy-ass
With your girly black hair tied right back (Itachi: Oh, I am so gonna kill you…)
You got red eyes
You're goin' blind
Massacring your clan, leave your brother alive
…I don't sing…
Oh, come on, Itachi-kun! Please?
I'll be your best buddy…
I'll give you to your angsty little brother…
For the love of Kami-sama, please don't!
Aren't we running out of time?
Damn you're good. Okay, I'll end it.
A/N: I love torturing them. Anyway, I know we forgot Sasori, but we'll get him later. Send any ideas for others like this to me, LunaDance506, or LunarLocket.