Melzi: Greetings, my fair readers! I hast returned!
Figaro: When are you gonna update Destiny Calls Previews?
Melzi: Erm...
Figaro: (sigh) stupid...
Melzi: ANYHOO I have a new fanfic! It's basically what I came up with ages ago ehehehehe
Figaro: Have fun with it!

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Prologue

It was a nice sunny day in the 21st century. The birds were tweeting, the sun was shining (otherwise it wouldn’t be sunny) and the bunnies were hopping about. Everyone in the city were having a wonderful time meeting up with friends and laughing, and…oh dear. What’s that in the horizon? It’s…it’s…A MONSTER!!!!

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“Mayor, Mayor!” Mr Freit ran in screaming. “We need your help!”

The Mayor looked up from his programme. “Hmm? What’s that you say?”

Freit waved his arms about frantically. “There’s a giant big awesome monster and he wants to destroy the town and marry Miss Darling!”

The Mayor frowned and stood straight up. “No way!” he pounded the desk in fury. “Miss Darling is mine!”

Freit nodded. “Yes, Mayor, we know. But what shall we do?”

Mayor paced around the office. “There’s only one thing we can do. We must call for Sailor Moon!”

Freit sighed. “But, Mayor, Sailor Moon is unavailable.”

“THEN GET ME HER CHEAP ENGLISH ALTERNATIVE!”

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YOU MAY NOW HUM THE THEME TUNE

Fighting evil by moonlight

Eating cheese by daylight

Never running from a real fright

She is the one named Sailor Mel

She will never give up on her friends

She will probably be there to defend

She may go on FFIX instead!

She is the one named Sailor Mel!

FUNKY GUITAR SOLO

Fighting evil by moonlight

Eating cheese by daylight

Never running from a real fight

She is the one named Sailor Mel

She is the one named Sailor Mel

She is the one

Sailor Mel!

OK YOU CAN STOP HUMMING NOW

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Melzi: 1st episode coming v soon!
Figaro: how...lovely. R&R!