Melzi: Time for part 1!
Figaro: If you don't understand, it's basically loosly based on the actual Sailor Moon series, just with a few cheesy changes!
Melzi: So, without further ado, let us go!

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Part 1 – The Beginning of a Normal Day

It was indeed just a normal day in a random English city in England. Quite obviously.

Mother came down the stairs into the lounge where her daughter was watching anime.

“MEL YOU GREAT LUMP GET UP AND GO TO SCHOOL!”

“SHADDUP MUM I’LL GO WHEN I WANT TO!”

“DON’T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!”

“DON’T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!”

Thus started a new day.

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“GROAN so tired,” Mel yawned as she walked to school. “Maybe I shouldn’t have stayed up all night playing Kingdom Hearts 2…it’s not my fault the end battles are too blooming long!!!”

She walked into a lamp-post, and after a few minutes of wondering what had just happened, she went on her way.

She came across a group of kids who were laughing.

“Hey, look at this! Let’s kill it!”

“Hell yeah!”

“HEY YOU BRATS GET AWAY OR I’LL HIT YOU WITH MY EXTREMELY HEAVY SCHOOLBAG!” Mel yelled, making the kids run away and cry.

She walked up to the animal who had just been picked on. “Hey, are you ok?”

It was a rat. The rat stood up onto his hind legs.

“OMG WHAT A CUTE RAT HOLY MOO JFBASFG &WB£BSO!!!!!!” Mel ranted as she squealed at the rat. The rat sighed in despair.

“But what’s this? A cream cheese wrapper?” Mel wondered, peeling off the wrapper. “Were those kids garnishing you so they could eat you???”

She gasped as the wrapper revealed a sign of a piece of edam cheese. “Whoah…”

“MEL HURRY UP IT’S NEARLY SCHOOL!” yelled Mel’s friend, Shaunnie.

“Ack! Sorry Shaunnie-chan!” Mel said, getting up and running to her best friend.

The rat watched her run away.

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Melzi: Next part we learn the rat's name!
Figaro Booyaah!
Melzi: Please R&R!