
The title explains it!
Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 08-20-08 - Published: 03-09-08 - id: 4122374
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Chapter 7
I do not own PoTC
Scene 15
We skip to the part when Elizabeth fell into the ocean
Take one:
Elizabeth: 'fell backwards into the ocean'
Norrington: Elizabeth? 'Looks around' OMG! You disappeared! Someone call the FBI!
Director: CUT!
Take two:
Elizabeth: 'fell backwards into the sea'
Norrington: Elizabeth? 'Looks around and saw the foams in the water' ELIZABETH!! Crap, I forgot my swim suit, hold on, love, while I go get them
Director: CUT!
Take Three:
Elizabeth: 'fell backwards into the sea'
Norrington: Elizabeth? 'Looks around and saw a cockroach' HOLYSHITMOMMY! 'Fell into the sea himself'
Director: um, cut?
Scene 16
Jack was entertaining the two dudes with silly jokes
Jack: ….and they sold me
Director: CUT!
Take two:
Jack: ….with obvious lack of exercise
Director: cut
Take three:
Jack: …and they cooked me alive
Director: 'slaps forehead' cut
HEHE! I know, short chapter, the next one will be longer, though.
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