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Rated: Fiction K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 08-20-08 - Published: 03-09-08 - id: 4122374
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Chapter 7

I do not own PoTC

Scene 15

We skip to the part when Elizabeth fell into the ocean

Take one:

Elizabeth: 'fell backwards into the ocean'

Norrington: Elizabeth? 'Looks around' OMG! You disappeared! Someone call the FBI!

Director: CUT!

Take two:

Elizabeth: 'fell backwards into the sea'

Norrington: Elizabeth? 'Looks around and saw the foams in the water' ELIZABETH!! Crap, I forgot my swim suit, hold on, love, while I go get them

Director: CUT!

Take Three:

Elizabeth: 'fell backwards into the sea'

Norrington: Elizabeth? 'Looks around and saw a cockroach' HOLYSHITMOMMY! 'Fell into the sea himself'

Director: um, cut?

Scene 16

Jack was entertaining the two dudes with silly jokes

Jack: ….and they sold me

Director: CUT!

Take two:

Jack: ….with obvious lack of exercise

Director: cut

Take three:

Jack: …and they cooked me alive

Director: 'slaps forehead' cut

HEHE! I know, short chapter, the next one will be longer, though. 

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