CHAPTER 3: PLAN Z FORFILLED

"Later that evening…" the narrator spoke offscreen.

That night, Mojo Jojo flies out of Toonorama wearing a propeller backpack, laughing evilly. "Time to put Plan Z into effect. As I, Mojo Jojo, plan to steal the king's crown, that will destory Bender, my arch rival's, life." he lands on a hill nearby overlooking a gorgious castle. "Starting at the above sky castle of King Plasmius." he flies into one of the castle windows. The guards don't notice him because of his tiny size.

Inside the castle, the king and his daughter were sitting in their thrones. The king, a sky blue colored ghost with red eyes, looking almost like a vampire and wearing a huge, shiny crown. He wore a white cape and outfit to match. His daughter, was human. She was 10 years old redhead, with a ponytail. She had green eyes with black pupils, wearing a space outfit with a pink top and white skirt, gloves, and boots. The squire, Cosmo, stops playing the trumpet. Vlad hits him on the head with his scepter.

"Oh, right." Cosmo said as he clears his throat. "The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward."

A small kid wearing a black sock over his head, a red shirt, and orange pants. He is Double D, in chains brought by two guards.

"So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king’s crown." Vlad said.

"Yes, but-" Double D was interrupted as Vlad hovers before him.

"But what?!" Vlad demanded harshly.

"But it’s my job, Your Highness. I’m the royal crown polisher." Double D explained.

"Well, then I guess I can’t execute you," Vlad spoke. "Twenty years in the dungeon it is."

"Daddy!" the princess exclaimed. She runs over to Double D. "You’re free to go." she uncuffs him.

"Bless you, Princess Betty." Double D thanked, running off quickly.

"Betty, how dare you defy me?!" Vlad asked angrily.

"Why do you have to be so mean?" his daughter, Betty, wondered.

"I am the king!" snapped Vlad. "I must enforce the laws of the sky."

"Father, I wish you’d try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments." Betty told.

"That would be nice." Cosmo said to himself. Overhearing him, Vlad hits him with his scepter again.

"Squire, clear the room. I wish to speak with my daughter alone." Vlad commanded. the room clears in a blink. Vlad then takes off his crown, revealing him to be completely bald underneath, showing it to Betty. "What is this, Betty?"

"Your crown?" Betty guessed.

"And what does this crown do?"

"Easy, it covers your bald spot."

"It’s not bald! It’s thinning!" Vlad said. He walks over and puts the crown down on a cushion on a podium. "This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea." Mojo Jojo peeks out from behind the crown. "One day, you will wear this crown."

"I’m gonna be bald?!" Betty asked in shock, feeling her hair.

"Thinning!" Vlad corrected. "Anyway, the point is, you won’t wear it until you learn how to rule with an iron fist." the ghost reaches over for his crown, but puts the cushion on his head instead. "Just like your father."

"Uh, Dad, your 'crown'…" Betty said using air quotes.

Vlad takes the cushion off his head. "What the…?" the ghost looks over to the podium which is empty. "My crown!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!" Vald fell to the floor and screams.

From a distance, Mojo flies away, stealing the crown.

"Someone has stolen the royal crown!" Vlad yelled from inside.

"I got it! I got it!" Jojo laughs evilly and flies past Waka Baka's.

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Inside, the restaurant is filled with kids, all of them wearing Waka Baka hats, munching on ice cream at tables looking over a stage. Then, a bell rings and the crazy clock on the wall announces.

"Hey, all you Goobers, it’s time to say howdy to your favorite oversky Japanese mascot, Waka Baka!" the clock said. The curtain opens revealing a giant hamster man (simular to Hamtaro), holding a vaudeville hat and oversized lollypop.

"Howdy, Waka Baka!" all the kids greeted at once.

"Hey, fellow Waka Bakas." the hamster greeted. "Time to sing!"

Waka Baka Hamster w/kids: Oh, I’m a Waka Baka, yeah,

you’re a Waka Baka, yeah,

we’re all Waka Baka, yeah, baka, baka, baka baka, yeah!

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Meanwhile, at the "Baka Bar", Wooldoor sits on a stool, sobbing his heart out.

"Alright, get it together, old boy." Wooldoor said wiping off a tear. "Ooh I know. I’ll just stop thinking about it." he pauses for a few moments. "Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don’t even remember why I was sad."

Delete walks up next to him. "Hey, it’s the new Lucky Bender 2 manager!" Wooldoor starts crying again, remembering again. Delete sits down. "Wow, the pressure’s already setting in."

"No, Dee-Dee, you don’t understand." Wooldoor spoke. "I didn’t get the promotion." Since Delete had to do time for his surprise, he missed the while event.

"What? Why?" Delete questioned.

"Bender thinks I’m a kid." Wooldoor replies.

Delete smacks his forehead. "What?! That’s insane!"

"I know."

"Well, saying you’re a kid, it’s like saying I’M a kid!"

The waiter, an old yellow skinned man called Moe, walks over, putting down a tray with a burger and soda. "Here’s your Baka Meal, sir." Moe said to Delete and walks off.

"I’m supposed to get a toy with this." Delete called. A Waka Baka cutout hits him in the face. "Thanks."

Wooldoor sighed sadly. "I’m gonna head home, Dee-Dee. The celebration’s off."

"Are you sure?" Delete asked while eating his burger.

"Yeah. I’m not in a Baka mood." Wooldoor said. He begins to exit.

"Okay. See yah." Delete waved goodbye. Moe brings over a giant ice cream sundae with a smiley face formed on it, and three bananas protruding from the sides and top.

"And here’s your Triple Wakaberry Sunrise, sir." Moe said monotone. Wooldoor stops in his tracks and approaches back to Delete.

"Triple Wakaberry Sunrise, huh?" Wooldoor asked. "I guess I could use one of those." he gets on the stool and Delete pats him on the back.

"Now you’re talking buddy." Delete said to him. "Hey, waiter, we need another one over here!"

Moe brings one over to Wooldoor. "There ya go."

Wooldoor and Delete quickly eat their ice cream, making a mess. So much, they get bits of ice cream on Moe. Both of them belch.

"Boy, that hit the spot. I’m feeling better already." Wooldoor said.

"Yeah." Delete agreed.

Wooldoor pounds the table. "Waiter, let’s get another round over here." Moe brings two more over and Delete and Wooldoor devour it like the first one, covering the waiter in more ice cream. It's repeated in process, until the two are delusionally high. "Waiter! Waiter! Waiter! WAIT-EER! Waiter!"

"Why do I always get the nuts?" Moe asked scooping out a piece.

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Now Wooldoor, Delete, and Waka Baka are onstage. Wooldoor uses the lollypop to act as a microphone.

"Alright, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: Delete and this big hamster guy. It’s a little ditty called..."

"'Waiter!'” Wooldoor and Delete both said. All three pass out.