AN: Okay, i'm just going to update, cuz your all gonna be meanie buts and not review! Oh well, i was over it like, a year ago.

Edward POV

“Wow! Ten years already since then.” I heard Mark think

I smirked as me and Bella lay in bed, I kissed her lightly on the head. It seemed once the Volturi stopped trying to kill him, Mark really was allowed to open up to us. He soon became Alice and Emmett’s partner in crime. I usually heard them quote those old Austin Powers movies, calling him Mini Me.

It turned out that the Volturi had believed him when he told them he couldn’t kill them. But Jane didn’t, so she acted on her own. And Aro said he was going to kill her the moment she returned to Volterra for disobeying him.

“EMMETT! BRING THAT BACK!” Mark Screamed

Emmett POV

Ha Ha Ha! I stole Mark’s hair Gel. I’m going to put some Bleach in it. That should whiten up his hair a bit! I’ll laugh when he has grey hairs!

“I’m going to kill you Emmett! Rip you to Pieces, then put you back together with your head where your arm should be, and your legs in your head and other Arm! You’ll be eating from your right arm Emmett! And walking on your arms! You hear me!” He shouted in rage.

I took the liberty of stealing his clothes too. So now he’s chasing me in a towel! It’s so funny!

“Sure thing, just let me fix it for you, Grandpa!” I giggled

Mark POV

“Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. Kill. KILL EMMETT! EMMETT MUST DIEEEEEE!” I Screamed

Then a thought occurred to me. Emmett and Rosalie…err…’Party’ every night, so why not make Emmett pink? I’ll coat his sheets with pink paint, and snap, he’ll be Pinkett!

I’ll just convince Rosalie to wear Plastic Wrap to bed tonight.

“Muahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!” I laughed evilly. Whoa, note to self: Laugh evilly more often, it’s fun!