Title: One L or two

Title: One L or two. Chapter 6

Fandom: StarGate SG1 and Star Gate the movie.

Author: Ra’Ay’Mond

Rating: R. For some strong language.

Category: AU. What if. Some humor? Angst?

Spoilers: The books based on the Star Gate movie

Summary: What if Col. O’Neill from TV meets Col. O’Neil from the movie, via the Quantum Mirror?

Authors note: I just wanted to see how long it would take both Colonels to try to kill each other.

Disclaimer: The characters mentioned in this story are the property of Showtime and Gekko Film Corp. The Stargate, SG-I, the Goa'uld and all other characters who have appeared in the series STARGATE SG-1 together with the names, titles and backstory are the sole copyright property of MGM-UA Worldwide Television, Gekko Film Corp, Glassner/Wright Double Secret Productions and Stargate SG-I Prod. Ltd. Partnership. This fanfic is not intended as an infringement upon those rights and solely meant for entertainment. All other characters, the story idea and the story itself are the sole property of the author.

TO MAKE LIFE EASIER FOR ALL OF US,

‘DR. JACKSON’ REFERS TO ‘MOVIE DANIEL’. AND ‘DANIEL’ REFERS TO ‘TV DANIEL’

The story titled ‘One L or two?’ were written to not only see what would happen when both colonels (From the movie and TV show) meet each other. But also to give Fan Fiction readers who have not read the movie based books an idea of what they are missing. Everything written from chapter two on should be considered a ‘spoiler’ for those books. I just wanted to warn you in case you were planning on purchasing those books. Enjoy!

I originally posted this multi-chapter story nearly a year ago. I took the story down once StarGate SG-1 was cancelled. I mentioned that I may re-post the story if the threatened sequel of the originalSatrGate movie was ever done.

The bad news is that it looks as if that movie will never be made. The good news is that I am giving serious thought to writing another story, based on the adventures of a character that only appears in the first chapter of this story.

From the moment that I first created the character of Evil Teal’c, I began thinking of other things to do with him. He was only a plot device for this story, and never intended to be used again.

Well, that has changed.

Before I write the AU adventures of Evil Teal’c, I thought it best to reintroducehim to you, the reader. He only appears in chapter one of this fic. However, if I’m going to repostchapter one, I have to repost the entire story.

So I am

So enjoy.

One L or Six?

Written and created by Ra’Ay’Mond

Chapter Six.

I do not own the rights to SG1 or any of their products. I am only a poor fan who NEVER wants the adventure to end.

Daniel takes a step closer to the mirror to speak to that realities version of Sha’ri and his self. He ask Sha’ri, “Err, excuse me. But I was wondering just how it is that you seem to speak English like a native? My wife could speak English. But not nearly near as good as you can.”

Sha’ri is about to answer Daniel when Dr. Jackson moves closer to Sha’ri, and answers the question for her. “After the colonel and the remnants of his task force left for Earth, I taught her to speak English. And she in turn taught me how to speak Abbydonian.”

Daniel responds, “Oh, I see. During my time on Abbydos, we also taught each other how to speak each others language. My wife was quite an adapt pupil. She even helped me to teach some of the other Abbydonians English.” Daniel continues, “However…the unfortunate series of events that resulted in me joining SG-1 are the same that prevented her from continuation her language studies.”

Upon hearing this, Teal’c lowers his gaze slightly to the ground and shows the tiniest hint of sadness on his normally stoic features.

Daniel continues, “However, I like to think that every trip through the Stargate that our team makes brings us closer to preventing the Goua’ld from destroying the future happiness of others. Like they have done to mine and Sha’...I mean my wife’s.”

At this, Sha’ri eyes start to wail up with tears. She tells Daniel "I am sure that even though your time together was short, your wife felt lucky to have such caring and strong husband, which loved her so much.”

Once Daniel hears what Sha’ri has said, his eyes also start to weal up with tears.

Dr. Jackson realizes that the other realities version of him has gone through a lot. However, the prospect of continued contact with this other Dr. Jackson. And the possibility of his wife sharing quiet, tearful, heartfelt moments together with this imposter is starting to annoy the hell out of him.

Dr. Jackson tells Daniel, “I believe, what my wife is trying to say is….”

He never gets a chance to finish. Sha’ri instantly turns from a sobbing little girl, into an angry wife whose husband is trying to think and speak for her.

She quickly turns to Dr. Jackson and says in a deep Abbydonian accent, “I said what I meant to say, husband!”

Dr. Jackson then turns to face his wife as he angrily responds, “I just wanted to re-phrase your message good wife, intoa slightly less emotional form.” Dr. Jackson knows that if he says what he is currently thinking no matter how well worded, Sha’ri will not let a room full of people prevent her from lashing out at him.

So, he says it any way. “My love, I merely wanted to spare this good man any further trauma. Also, I wanted to spare you the responsibility of comforting him with your words, or more.”

When he hears this, Colonel O’Neil just looks toward the floor. While doing this he thinks to himself, not here. Not now.

The tears that once filled Sha’ri’s eyes are replaced by an angry glare. She asks her husband what he meant by that last part of his sentence.

Dr. Jackson turns away from her to face the general direction of the mirror as he tells her that this is neither the time nor place for this discussion. Then he quickly turns back to face her. He lowers his voice somewhat to tell his wife, “The last thing that this poor man needs is a mirror image of his dead wife telling him how much she loves him.”

Sha’ri turns red with rage as she loudly hisses to her husband, “I never said that I loved him. What I said was that I am sure that even though their time together was short, his wife felt lucky to have a husband that loved her so much, good husband!”

Dr. Jackson replies, “You know Sha’ri with all I have to worry about I don’t need to add you falling in love with my mirror image to the list!”

While all of this is going on Colonel O’Neill starts to ask O’Neil, do they do this all the time?

O’Neil sees the other colonel about to ask a question. He just meets the other colonel’s gaze. Lifts an eyebrow. Closes his eyes and slowly shakes his head no.

Colonel O’Neill thinks to himself, Fare enough. One good turn deserves another. I wonder if Daniel and Sha’ri would have gone at it like that…if she were never taken by the Goua’ld.’

Daniel feels as if he is the cause of this current family feud. He tries to end it by saying something, “I have to apologize. I let my personal loss interfere with the passion that you two obviously share for each other.

He grins slightly to himself as he says, “Sha’ri and I would from time to time go at it like you two. Because of your wife’s resemblance to my Sha’ri, I lost control of my emotions. And for this, I apologize.”

Both Sha’ri and Dr. Jackson stop yelling at each other long enough to let Daniel’s words sink in.

It’s true that the main reason for this current spirited disagreementis mainly because of Daniels display of emotion in the presence of a woman who looks just like his late wife. Sha’ri’ is crying because of his display of emotion at the memory of his loss. And Dr. Jackson, because he is jealous.

However, these two have worked out their problems in the past, they will over come this minor one.

Just as everything seems to have worked it self-out, Daniel continues, “Two people can argue, and neither can really be right or wrong.”

Daniel either does not see, or totally ignores O’Neill shaking his head no, as he tries to shut his friend up before more damage is done.

Daniel continues, “Once on Abbydos, after Jack had left for Earth. Sha’ri and I got in to a wicked fight about me not helping enough with the housework. She told me that although Abbydonian women did do must of the housework, their men contributed much more than I did.”

“I disagreed and told her that since I had more than one job on Abbydos: language teacher, advisor to her father, and head of technological improvements as well as archeologist, I just could not help out at home any more than I already did.”

“She reminded me that her father with all of his duties still managed to helped her mother at home as much, if not more than any other men in the city did.”

“I gave in. I decided that this wasn’t about right and wrong. This was about making each other happy.”

After hearing this almost everyone on both side of the mirrors are left smiling, even Teal’c.

The two exceptions are Sha’ri and Dr. Jackson.

Dr. Jackson stands there with his eyes tightly closed, as if he is about to be hit. That’s a good thing. Because Sha’ri looks as if she is about to hit him.

She points an accusing finger mere inches from Dr. Jackson’s face as she yells at him, “When we had that very same spirited disagreement, did you agree to help out more at home? No! You moved out! Into the arms of Hathor! I was crying tears for his poor deceased wife, but who cries for me? Certainly not you!”

Daniel tries to say something to make things better. Before he gets very far Dr, Jackson opens his eyes and tells Daniel, “Oh shut the hell up! You’ve caused enough damage for one day.!”

Sha’ri tells Dr. Jackson, “Don’t you tell him to shut up! You shut up!”

Dr. Jackson then tells Sha’ri, “No! You shut up!”

Daniel (not having learned his lesson yet) tells Dr. Jackson, ”Hey, don’t tell her to shut up! You shut up!”

Colonel O’Neil has heard about the arguments between these two. But he has never been in the middle of one. He decides to end this one here and now. He yells at the top of his lungs, “You know what, why all of you don’t just keep quiet!”

Colonel O’Neill hears this and tells the other colonel, “Hey buzz cut, don’t tell Daniel to shut up! He’s only trying to help!”

O’Neil shifts his gaze over toward the other colonel and loudly replies, “I didn’t tell him or anyone else to shut up. I told them to keep quiet. And who the hell are you calling buzz cut, Old Man River?”

O’Neill responds, “Old man River? Listen fonzie, any time you fell like getting your hair fixed and your butt kicked, just step up to the mirror!”

O’Neil calmly and confidently steps a little closer to the mirror as he tells O’Neill, “Listen ‘Grand Pa Walton’. Why don’t you take a nap and have some prunes. And if you’re still felling strong when you wake upyou can come over here and we can work it out, like men!

O’Neill steps closer to the mirror and tells O’Neil, “Listen Hippie! If I have to go over their, I’ll knock you out so hard, when you wake up that hair style of yours will be back in style! Do-you-read-me? Or was that to giddy for you?”

At this point Samantha Carter approaches her commander and says, “Colonels, sirs! As interested in seeing how this will play out…again. I think that I should remind you that both that both General Hammond and General West are on their way to both mirror rooms. We are about to begin formal talks for an information sharing treaty.

Sam then looks around both mirror rooms with her big blue eyes as she points out to both colonels, “You both are about in involve your selves in a possible court martialable event. In front of two rooms full of witnesses. Perhaps this is one of those times when cooler heads should prevail?”

Before either man can respond, both generals enter into both mirror rooms. After some quick introductions they start working out the basics of the treaty talks.

All the while both colonels are on their best behavior.

At the end of the first treaty talks both sides agree to leave the mirror turned on, under heavy armed guard. This will be done until they can work out a way to tune into each other’s realities, without risking contact with hostile realities.

As Colonel Jack O’Neil is about to leave, he says his good byes to almost all. He starts to walk away with out saying anything to O’Neill. At the last minute he looks over his shoulder and smiles as he says, “I’ll see you around…Col. Jack O’Neill.”

Colonel O’Neill just nods back to the other colonel. He remains in the mirror room with General Hammond to talk over some of the things agreed upon during the first mirror talks.

Teal’c, Daniel and Samantha Carter leave the mirror room together. On their way to the elevator Samantha Carter asks Teal’ and Daniel, “So, what do you guys prefer,

One L, or two?

Teal’c answers first. “Although ColonelO’Neil does appear to be a formable warrior, I still hold true to my original thoughts regarding the quantum mirror. Ours is the only reality of any consequence.”

Cater then turns to Daniel and says, “And what do you think Daniel?”

Daniel replies, “Oh…uh…sorry Sam. I was just thinking. How in the world am I going to work with these people? I mean, I may be the cause of their divorce. By the way Teal’c. I think that Dr. Shore likes you.”

Teal’c lifts an eyebrow as he turns to Daniel and replies, “I believe that Dr. Shore likes a lot of people. As often as time permits.”

Teal’c then asks, “MajorCater, what are your thoughts about ColonelO’Neil?”

Sam replies, “Well, to tell you guys the truth. I was kind of hopping that before he left the mirror room, he would have given me a big, sloppy, kiss good bye. With just the right amount of tongue. I mean come on! The guy looks a lot like Kurt Russell! ”

Upon hearing this both men stop dead in their tracks.

Sam can’t hold it in her laughter any more. She lets out a little giggle as she says, “I’m just kidding guys! I just wanted to see if you were still listening to me. Some times when I speak, people have a tendency to zone out.

As both men regain their composer and start walking again, Daniel says, “I knew that!”

Teal’c replies, “As did I!”

Teal’c then says, “One thing however does confuse me. What is a hippy?”

Daniel and Sam look at each. And answer at the same time, “We’ll tell you in the elevator Teal’c.”

The end.

Possible alternate ending to come…maybe.

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