Chapter 1 – A Smart Curly-Haired Child

Clare M. was born March 10, 1994. As a baby Clare was little, and enjoyed all the stuff babies do. She liked sweet potatoes, a little too much.

She was a smart kid. She didn’t fail a lot, or get beaten up. Later in life, she was destined to marry Jesse McCartney. That was until he turned into a creepy boy with too much make-up on (kind of like a past Zac Efron, yuck).

Although she liked make up, especially the ‘eye shadow on the eyebrow’ look, not on boys that were potential future husband material. So she had to give up that fantasy.

Clare’s life was heading in a good direction... for a five year old with orange skin, and a purple uni-brow.