Tai Goes Stag

I'm always forced to go stag.
It's not my fault, you see.
All the girls just seem to like Matt,
for reasons that are beyond me.

My school held a dance the other day,
and, as usual, I went stag.
It leaves me open, yes, it's true.
But sometimes it's a drag.

So next time you go to the dance,
look for a brunette guy, strong as a horse.
Hopefully you'll dance with me.
Unless you're a guy, of course.

Disclaimer-I don't own Digimon!