|The leader of Akatsuki
Author: white-winter-wolf PM
parody of wizard of Oz Note: zu-zu is zetsu Rated T for safetyRated: Fiction T - English - Parody/Humor - Itachi U. - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 03-20-08 - Status: Complete - id: 4143519
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Chapter one: Over the rainbow
"Over the rainbow!"
"Itachi! Stop dieing and come here!" Itachi ran back in the house
"There's a lady that wants to talk to you"
Itachi saw a blue haired lady sitting on the couch holding a plant.
"Zu-zu!" Itachi ran up and picked up the plant
"If that thing eats my cat again I will SUE!"
"I'm sorry…" Itachi looked down at his feet. The lady stormed out of the door and rode her bike out to the forest.
"Itachi…" Itachi's mother looked at him "Sasuke could do better at keeping a plant then you…"
"You people are all the same!" Itachi ran out the house with Zu-zu's mouth in his hand.
"What are you doing here?" a man asked Itachi
"I'm running away"
"Yer well…come with me" The man dragged Itachi to his caravan
"What? What are you doing? Let go of me!" Itachi realized what the man was doing "Help! Kidnapper!"
"Pipe down!" He threw his shoe at Itachi "I need to tell ya something" Itachi looked up "A storm is coming!"
"A STORM!" Itachi jumped up in fright "run, run to you're house!"
"AGH!" The man threw Itachi out the door of the caravan.
"Go, GO!" the man threw his other shoe at him.
"Okay! Okay I will!" Itachi ran back to his house "what a waist of time" Itachi said to him self as he reached his house, by then a cyclone was right next to his house.
"AGH!" before he new it the cyclone was right behind him. Itachi threw himself in the house and realized his family was already in the basement eating rats or something.
"OMG!" Itachi saw two men rowing a boat in the air "a boat!" he hid himself in the cupboard with Zu-zu.
"Aghhh?" Itachi herd someone scream and got out of the cupboard and went outside to see what was happening.
"Yay" a group of little people came up to Itachi hugging him and Zu-zu.
"What the-OMG!" Itachi fainted at the sight of curled feet.
"Hey you!" A man pored water on Itachi.
"Agh!" Itachi looked around the people surrounding him on a bed "y-you're a-"
"Munchkin!" One of them yelled. Every one looked at him.
"…off with his head!" Three of the 'munchkin's' dragged the guy that said "munchkin" out side. Another one followed them with a razer sharp knife in his/her hand.
"Funny…I thought you were oompa loompas" Itachi mumbled to himself. "…why are you looking at me like that?" Itachi realized all of the oompa loompas/ munchkin's staring at him with wide eyes.
"You're house squashed the witch" a beautiful (so to speak) lady popped up
"I am the wonderful witch of the south…and well I command you to look out the window" the lady pointed out the window.
Itachi looked out
"Hay," Itachi turned around "you the tooth fairy aren't you?"
"Okay that's it I'm fed up with this" the 'tooth fairy' threw her 'wand' on the floor "I wore a dress, I put a wig on," she looked up to the sealing "I even tried not to swear!" She threw her wig on the floor.
Itachi realized who the person was quickly "Hidan?"
"Oh holly Jashin" Hidan bowed down on the floor "forgive me, I will never be coned by the author again!" Hidan got up and looked up at Itachi while mumbling awful comments (probably comments about Itachi and the author) to himself. He slammed the door and jumped of the cliff.
"…don't worry about Hidan-san he always dose that" one of the munchkin's told Itachi as they went outside.
"What do I do now?"
"Well…Hidan-san was supposed to tell you but since he got angry at the author" there was a pause "I think you have to walk on the yellow brick road, or was it red?" every one pushed Itachi on the red road.
"But why-" Every one started singing a song "okay, okay I'll go!" Itachi yelled over the singing.
"Wait! I have to do a lollypop dance thing" a worm-I mean munchkin said holding a bag fool of candy.
"What the hell-"
"…can I go now?" Itachi asked one of the people. Itachi looked around the village (which was enclosed with fire, dead bodies and hangovers). Itachi saw a bunch of munchkin's fight over the last bear bottle and then one of them yelled out "OF WITH YOU'RE HEAD!"
Itachi looked up at the red sky "that's why kids, that you shouldn't drink" Itachi put his hands in his pockets and followed the yellow brick road.