AN: Bonjour everyone. Today I bring you my new story, IM Conversations with The Cullens and Bella. Suggestions are welcome, REVIEWS really loved, I accept constructive criticism, but please don’t flame. Anyway, I will allow characters from other Fanfictions, Fictionpress Stories, movies, etc. as long as I have heard of them, into the story. So Harry Potter may end up in one chapter. Some chapters will be oneshots, others will be intertwined with another chapter. One more thing, My character Nino, from my other Twilight Story will appear occasionally in this series, as I have created him for the purpose of USE! Well, enjoy! PS: I know Nino exists 79 years after Eclipse, but lets just go with the fact that Nino knew everyone during twilight, because this is set in like, during Twilight, New moon, and Eclipse. Sometimes words will be spelled how they sound.

Bella: HIIIIIII Edwarrrrrrrrd!

Edward: Um….Hi Bella. Why are you acting so strange?

Bella: I’m not, I’m just bored….

Edward: Ok

Bella has added Alice to the conversation

Bella: Oops, wrong person…

Alice: Whats that supposed to mean: (

Edward: It means your annoying!

Alice: Hay!

Alice has added Jasper to the Conversation

Alice: JASPER MAKE THEM BE NIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCEEEE!

Jasper: Leave her alone already!

Bella: I missed the last like Five pages of text you all said already! Type like the humans you fake to be at schoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!

Alice?

Edward: ….

Jasper: Why am I still here?

Bella: Because you feel like it.

Alice has Added Nino to the Conversation

Nino: I’m reading a book!

Jasper: So?

Nino: Good point

Alice: You read too much.

Nino: XP

Edward: What was that?

Bella: (Slaps Forehead)

Nino: haha, I’m not gunna bother!

Alice has added Emmett to the Conversation

Bella: NOOO!

Edward: Why Alice, WHY?

Nino: HAVE MERCY! (Crys)

Alice has added Mike, Jessica, Angela, Rosalie, Esme, and Carlisle to the conversation.

Nino: Someones a social butterfly…

Alice: BUTTERFLY? OMG Where?

Bella: Hi Mike. Hi Jess, hey Angela!

Nino: Now we can let our conversation be like All Hell has broken loose! ( Claps hands)

Mike: Hi Bella, hi….Cullens

Rosalie: Rude Much

Edward: I just noticed, Emmett hasn’t said anything.

Emmett: O. M. G. HI everyone, guesssssss what? I’m BOOORRRRREEEEEDDDD

Edward: Bella did you hack Emmett’s account?

Bella: maayyybeee

Mike: Way too much talking! I’m out!

Mike has left the Chat

Jessica: Me too, by everyone

Jessica has logged off/ left the chat

Angela: I’m tired, night everyone

Angela has logged off/ left the chat

Carlisle: Alice what did I tell you about putting me in conversations at work?

Alice: Sorrry, I forgot

Esme: We’re taking away your credit cards!

Alice: NOO! Inability…..to….shop….need…money…..IT BURNS!

Bella: Yay no more Bella Barbie for a while

Edward: …yay?

Rosalie: Lucky

Emmett: She might go on a killing spree!

Nino: Yay!

Bella: You’re a little insane person aren’t you?

Nino: And don’t you forget it!

Edward: When did you get on Emmett?

Emmett: I logged back in.

Edward: Ok

Emmett: Lets play a game.

Carlisle: …..nope

Carlisle has booted Emse from the Conversation

Carlisle has logged off/ left the conversation

Nino: kk, as long as it isn’t anything…you created.

Bella: Anything Emmett style will be a living hell.

Alice: True

Edward: Right

Rosalie: Pretty much

Emmett: Heyyyy

Nino: Be quiet and tell us what were playing

Emmett: Were playing Barber shop and Beauty Shop

Bella: Sure

Edward: I’ll play, and Jasper will too.

Jasper: I can answer for myself!

Edward: Too bad, make it faster! Everyone is playing end of story!

Emmett: Everyone pick a name and job.

Nino: Judy, the weird talking beautician!

Edward: I’ll be the manager. Named: …Edward

Nino: Originalllllll

Edward: Shut up

Jasper: Jasper the Customer

Rosalie: Rose the Beautician

Alice: Alicia the Beautician

Bella: I’ll be a Barber! Named….Bob…lol

Emmett: Frank the Customer

Nino: Well hello their frank, what con I do for youz today?

Emmett: Hair Cut, go easy on that spray stuff, it smells like bug spray.

Nino: (Looks at Can Labeled ‘Bug Spray’) Oops…

Emmett: What?

Nino: Nothing…..just ahhhhh…..rusty skizzors ( Starts cutting hair)

Nino: Shit, does your ear hurt at all?

Emmett: No, why?

Nino: Bob, bring meh the ‘ere bucketz, I just cut another ‘ere awff

Emmett: WHAT?

Edward: Judy, your fired!

Bella: Hey But I cut a flippin’ ‘ere off last ‘eek and you didn’ firez meeez!

Edward: Because I love you

Nino: Gets za room!

Alice: (Skips into room) I’mz a Barbie girl, inz a Barbie worrrrrlllllld!

Rosalie: Stopz sinzing Alish