Author: Jayeliwood PM
The Doctor accidently gets... well stoned! Just a short bit of fun. Hope you likeRated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Words: 466 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 03-24-08 - Status: Complete - id: 4153483
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David Bowie was being blasted through the Tardis...
Yes, David Bowie.
And the Doctor was dancing wildly about with sunglasses while holding a twislers.
When he comes out of this, he's going to have to add "always ask what it does before you eat it." to his vast list of rules.
Right now though, he didn't care. Neither did Rose, though, she had been smart enough not to try the odd looking candy from the last planet they visited.
"I LOVE David Bowie! I understand him." He flung his coat to the side of the console, swaying about.
"Why? Because you're a space oddity too?" She giggled at him.
"Oi... wait.. YEAH... I am. You're right. " He stopped for a moment, smiling his devilishly handsome smile.
Rose threw her head back in laughter. He was too much. She though maybe he couldn't get high or drunk. But he did have a mind and a body. If he had them, they could be messed with.
He grabbed her up in his arms, whirling her about the room. The candy was stuck between his teeth, holding it like he was doing the tango and it was a rose. He stopped suddenly, looking about.
"You know what I want?" He looked about, as if by saying those words something would happen.
"A banana?" Rose was expecting this.
"Yes. No. wait... huh? No no no I want... cake! Do they have banana cake?"
"They have banana nut bread..."
"Ah, I've got you! I don't need anymore nuts?" He giggled.
Very suddenly he plopped down, sitting on the grates of the console room. "It's hard to keep standing when you can feel the room move."
Rose smiled at him as she walked over to him, pulling him to his feet. She slowly lead him to the couch, with some difficulty because he was constantly trying to tickle her or spin her into another dance. When she finally got him down she sat beside him.
"What would your mother say if she saw you right now?" Rose poked him in the ribs.
"Oi, what have I told you about strange things in your mouth? You're not 30!" he snorted at himself, laying his head back against the couch.
Rose giggled at him, patting his leg.
"You know what Rose Tyler. I may be a space oddity but I'm your space oddity!" He snuggled up to her, hiding his face into her shoulder.
"Well, then I am your Earth Oddity." She stroked his head.
"I love you Rose" he whispered into her neck.
"I love you too Doctor." she smiled to herself.
He words were met by snoring.
Rose shook her head, "where's a video camera when you need it?"