This is what happens when I think of what would happen when the regulars meet Nanjiroh!

Warnings: OOC Kaidoh! I love him but I had to do it! Nanjiroh, he's enough of a warning by himself.

Rating: T (because I just wanna be safe)

Disclaimer: I don't own Prince of Tennis, if I did Koharu wouldn't be the only one to grope someone!

It was a relitavely normal day at Seigaku...

"Oh my gosh! Oh my gosh! It's like... some person!" A group of over excited, rather dim, third year girls say Nanjiroh walk into the courts.

I take that back.

"Please leave the courts, sir." Tezuka instructed calmly.

"I'm looking for my son! Leave me alone!" Said man was wearing a monk's robe and a towel wrapped around his head.

"You are disrupting practice, now, please leave!" Tezuka ordered while standing in the middle of a court that a very confused Arai and Kachiro were currently, until Nanjiroh interrupted, using.

"Do you not know who I am!?" Najiroh yelled.

"No, no I don't, now please..."

"I'm Samurai Nanjiroh!"

Inui who was watching everything, like always, ran to Nanjiroh and started to question him. Oishi, worrying about a stranger on the courts, followed Inui. Then Fuji, who was bored, decided to see what was going on and dragged Taka along. Eiji followed because he didn't want to leave Oishi alone with some old pervert, not that Oishi and Nanjiroh were alone, not at all, but that's how Eiji thinks. Momo followed Eiji-senpai because he was just talking with him and thought that very rude of his senpai to leave like that. Then, Kaidoh followed because he found himself alone. Ryoma was nowhere to be found.

"Why did you come here? Who is this son you mentioned earlier?"

"Why is Inui asking so many questions?"

"Why am I here?"

"Is this man causing trouble?"

"Oishi don't let him touch you!"

"Eiji-senpai! That wasn't nice, not nice at all!"

"Can I have your autograph?"

Everyone immediately stopped talking and looked at Kaidoh.

"What? he's an awesome player, I wanna be just like him when I grow up!" Kaidoh's eyes shone and shojou sparkles were slowly emanating from them.

Momo, having the most sense (at this point), slapped Kaidoh as hard as he could across the face. Needless to say, those two got into a fist fight.

Ryoma, who had been sleeping by a tree, woke up at the noise and pulled his father by the ear all the way home.

Ryuzaki, who stalks err... coaches the team and sees everything, went out to the courts to see a fighting Kaidoh and Momo and a very confused Tezuka. A/N: Inspired by Otoko no Bigaku!

"Tezuka, what happened?" She asked.

"I... don't know." Tezuka admitted.

"Talk about your case of switched roles!" Ryuzaki commented at seeing a fleeing Ryoma and Nanjiroh.

Fin!

A/N: The ending kinda sucked, sorry about that.