Author: Johanna Bella

Title: Fuck the Lunar Eclipse!

Summary: There’s a Lunar Eclipse and we all know how Saix acts when there is one. He acts just the opposite of his ‘normal self’, instead of being angry he’s happy etc. You get the picture, anyway there is a Lunar Eclipse and Saix stays around Axel, his latest victim!

Fuck the Lunar Eclipse!

Axel was writing his report, he had been ordered to do so and if he didn’t do it, well then Xigbar and Xaldin could use him as target practice and he had to help Vexen in his lab along with helping Zexion stack his books. The red head shivered at the thought, he’d rather do his reports then the other stuff. But there was a Lunar Eclipse and everyone except Saix knew how he acted when there was one; he could hear Saix singing with Demyx and then the sounds of something breaking. The Flurry of Dancing Flames shook his head and summoned all his will to concentrate on the report he had to write and return by the end of the day, or else!

Suddenly Axel could feel a breath on his neck and the munching of a chocolate bar, he actually felt the crumbs fall and slide down his back, in annoyance he looked back to be very close face to face with the seventh member. Axel let out a gasp and jerked back quite startled, “What’cha doing?” Saix asked and blinked as he continued to munch on the chocolate bar, but what Axel noticed was that the chocolate bar wasn’t in a wrapper so the Luna Diviner’s hands were covered in chocolate, as was his mouth; he looked like a kid who was a very messy eater. “I’m doing my report, now go away!” The red head tried pushing the other away but got shoved out of his seat and watched in horror as Saix picked up the paper with chocolate covered hands, “It’s not very interesting. Write me a story instead!” The Diviner said as he continued to get chocolate on the report and what was that! Drool! Shit! Chocolate and drool on his report! “NO!” Axel shouted and tried to get the paper away from the berserker, their battle over the paper didn’t last very long as it ripped apart in four pieces. The eight member shouted and stormed out of the room, leaving Saix behind very confused.

Axel was now in the kitchen, he had managed to write at least two and a half pages of his report when he heard, “Hello Saix.” Xaldin say that. His face went pale and he stopped, “Hi. What’cha making?” It was then he noticed Axel, “Axel! Is my story ready?” Saix said joyfully and skipped over to the red head but didn’t hear Xaldin snort, the Whirlwind Lancer was just thankful Saix wasn’t bothering him. “Hey! This isn’t my story!” The Luna Diviner said with a pout, as he snatched away the pages from Axel, “No Saix, don’t! Give those back! Right now!” Oh no, Saix was making those sad teary puppy eyes at him, his lower lip started to tremble and there was a low whine, “S-Saix! Give those back, please.” Axel said as calmly as he could but it was too late, the Luna Diviner made a horrible whine that it made Xaldin jump as he almost cut his finger. Tears began rolling down the bluenette’s face like a waterfall and he was using his report papers as tissues! “Number VIII! What the hell did you do?” The third member shouted at him but before Axel could explain he saw six lances coming towards him and he disappeared through a black portal just in time to save his nobody life!

It had taken four hours to calm Saix down and he had to be the one to do it! The Superior’s reason had been You were the one who made him cry! You calm him down! That’s an order number VIII! Though, I do expect those reports on my desk by the end of the day, I’m sure you can manage that.” And with that the Superior had scared him with an evil smirk, “What’cha doing?” Saix sang “Same thing I told you a minute ago, finishing my report. Then I’ll get to your story!” Axel said a little annoyed, “Oh.” Two minutes had passed and then “What’cha doing now?” Axel let out a frustrated sigh, “Finishing my report, then I’ll get to your story!” He almost hissed. Five minutes had passed and Axel thought he was in the clear, “What’cha doing?” Saix whispered and looked up from the other side of the desk so only his eyes could be seen. The Flurry of Dancing Flames clutched his pen so hard it broke and then he set it on fire, “I’m. Finishing. My. Report. THEN. I’ll. Get. To. Your. Story.” The red head said between breaths and watched as Saix slid down making himself disappear. Not even a second later, “What’cha doing now?” It was then Axel lost it; he shouted and punched his desk, burning his report papers without noticing and looked at Saix, “I’M FINISHING MY REPORT! THEN I’LL GET TO YOUR STUPID STORY!” Axel yelled with so much fury there were firewalls right behind him and he seemed to be at least eight feet tall and fire was in his eyes. The Luna Diviner began to whimper, his eyes big and teary and he was shaking with fear, then he was hit on the head and that did it, Saix cried out and as Axel was about to hit him with a fire ball, Xemnas the Superior along with Xigbar, Xaldin and Vexen walked in.

Xemnas cleared his throat and Axel snapped back to reality and paled immensely; he gulped and turned hesitantly towards the four, “Eh, hi.” He said nervously, Xemnas just tapped his foot as Vexen walked over to Saix, Xigbar and Xaldin got their weapons out ready for any order from the Superior at any moment. “Seems you’ve been busy hitting Saix instead of writing your report.” Xemnas said coldly and narrowed his eyes. “Wha. No! The reports are right...” Axel started and looked over at the table, nothing. “They were right there! I swear!” The Luna Diviner sniffled and sobbed, “Saix, what has Axel been doing this entire time?” Vexen asked like he was talking to a five-year-old kid, “He. Hit. Me.” Saix said between sobs, “And. He. Yelled. At. Me.” He continued, but then couldn’t say any more as he just broke down into sobs. Vexen, Xigbar and Xaldin looked at Xemnas, “You have all the proof you need! You heard what Saix said!” Xigbar stated and aimed one of his guns at Axel who gulped and took a few steps back until his back hit something pointy, Axel began to sweat, “He deserves punishment!” Xaldin stated the obvious and Vexen nodded in agreement, “You know how vulnerable Saix is when there is a Lunar Eclipse,” Vexen started and summoned his shield, “After all, he is just a puppy. Remember when he lost his tooth? Five rings, indicating he’s just 500 years old or 5-years-old as a human. Lycan’s are much different, after all they are demons.” Oh, so Saix was just a little kid. Axel was so fucked. Xemnas walked over to Saix and picked him up bridal style and walked to the door, turned his head around and grinned in the most evil way anyone had seen, “You three know what you have to do.” Were his final words before he left the room and closed the door behind him. Not long after Axel’s screams could be heard and his pleas. Nobody, and that meant nobody hurt his Luna Diviner. But what Xemnas didn’t see was Saix smiling wickedly, he had planned this all along because Axel always bothered him and played pranks on him. This was Axel’s punishment for it!