The classic crossover fight has now become a reality. MARIO VS SONIC!!

Or Sonic vs Mario.

Or whatever the you like to call it.

Luckily, Ssbb is not as inaccurate and stupid as an Olympic game, so there’s no way Bowser can outrun Sonic characters or other crap like that.

Mario: Mama mia!

(Sonic is throwing smart bombs at Mario)

Sonic: I got to admit, Nintendo comes up with some weird but effective items.

(Sonic throws one last smart bomb, but it is a dud)

Mario: Hmm?

Sonic: Uh… What just happened?

(Sonic and Mario look closely at the bomb, but the bomb explodes accidentally. Both fighters are sent flying but land on the stage)

Sonic: Damn it!

Mario: Mama mia, you can’t swear!

Sonic: What do mean, I swear all the time in my recent games. One of my games was rated T.

Mario: Well, that’s what makes you suck-ah.

Sonic: Uh, no. It makes me cool. Finally, someone can play a videogame where the characters are as mature as their ages. Where the enemies are robots with chain guns and missiles. Yet you’re a middle aged, overweight plumber who saves a dumb blonde princess that always gets captured by a giant turtle with an army that anyone can beat. What kind of army uses brown mushrooms that die when you jump on their skulls? Real armies use tanks and rifles. Bowser’s army uses turtles that throw hammers.

Mario: Well, I still-ah save an entire kingdom. What do you save?

Sonic: Uh, the world. My badguy, Eggman, use weapons that are the size of the moon to try and rule the world. Although they’re all a big rip off of the Death-Star, you have to give him some credit.

Mario: What’s a Death-Star?

Sonic: You know, from Star Wars.

Mario: What’s-ah Star Wars?

Sonic: (confused) You… never herd of Star Wars?

Mario: Not before today.

Sonic: Dude, you have a lot to learn. Let me start at the beginning. The first film, which is called the 4th film but is technically the first in the series, was created during the beginning of disco, 1977.

The Starwars intro appears as Pikachu sings the intro song.

Pii, Pii, Pikapii pii, pii, pikapii pii, pii, pika-achu.

Pii, Pii, Pikapii pii, pii, pikapii pii, pii, pika-achu.

Pii pika pika...

Mario: Ok pika, you can shut up now.