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I would like to dedicate this chapter to hidden13lackheart. I wrote this chapter for her! HERE YAH GO DAGGER! ENJOY!

SUMMERY: What would happen if a strange human girl combined the: Inuyasha world, Yu Yu Hakusho world, and her own world, by the accidental assistance of a pickle, tooth paste tube, and a scary Hobo? One word: Hell.

Chapter 6: Crashing The Mall Part 2

May sighed as she slumped down on a mall bench. Inuyasha was petting his blood covered dog ear from under the fedora May got him. He whimpered like the injured dog he was, who would have known May was so accidentally dangerous with a decorative sword. A SHARP decorative sword, I might add. Wait, what am I talking about? I just DID add it. Oh, sorry, I’m rambling again. Anyway, so, Botan was still muttering angry thing about wanting to go to Hollister or some place like that, and Hiei just sat silently holding his Hot Topic clothes, surprisingly content.

May twitched as Botan kept going on about how the color black was so bland, “WOULD YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?!” She yelled standing up and looming over Botan’s sitting form.

Botan stood up, now looming over the height challenged summoner, “NO! I WILL KEEP GOING ON UNTIL YOU TAKE ME TO GET SOME PROPER, NICE CLOTHES!”

May sported a large anger mark, “I JUST GOT YOU SOME!”

Botan threw out the contents of her Hot Topic bag. There were a couple of voodoo doll earrings, a few funny shirts, and some leather pants. Botan glared at the items and then back at May.

“WHAT ARE YOU FREAKIN PMSING OR SOMETHING?! THESE ARE FINE!”

Botan bared her teeth as the two demons took a step from the infuriated females, “THESE ARE NOT FINE! THESE T SHIRTS AREN’T EVEN CUTE!”

May suddenly drooped, turning her back to them.

Botan suddenly cooled down too, “Um… May? Are you alright?” Botan reached out for the girl.

May started to brake out into exaggerated sobs, “So you’re saying I don’t have good taste?” She hiccupped.

Botan started to back peddle, unaware of the evil smirk on the young summoner’s face as she continued her hurt hoax.

Meanwhile…

Akiko was pulling a couple of jeans off the rack to show Kurama when she heard Kagome sigh. She peaked her head around the clothes and saw the young priestess in a short, red, kimono. Akiko, being the insightful person she was, knew Kagome was having a love sick moment.

She walked over to her, “Inuyasha?” Is all she asked.

Kagome didn’t even look up, she just nodded and sighed again.

Akiko sat down, “Alright, look. Even though I haven’t seen the first part of you guys’ story and I’m not sure what’s up with Inuyasha, I can tell you one thing. He loves you, he’s just too much of an utter idiot to admit it to himself. No worries, everything will work out.” Akiko patted her back, “Now you check out with Sango, and Kurama and I will meet you shortly.” She gave her a calm, understanding smile before sitting back up and returning to her kitsune.

Kagome watched as the girl walked away with a smile. She actually did feel better.

Magno, on the other hand, was not having a good moment at all. She was running down the mall’s hallways as the security chased them. Apparently, pole-clubbing was against the rules.

Magno sneered at nothing as the two anime characters followed her running form, “Well, this is adventure has certainly gotten off to a great start. First I get peeved off, then I accidentally club some old granny in my fury, and THEN I get chased down by security. Oh well…” She muttered angrily to herself.

Magno grabbed Kuwabara’s ear, who grabbed Miroku’s shoulder and turned sharply into a guy’s clothing store. Because I have the power to do this as the author, the security men SOME how didn’t notice, and kept on running. The rather gothic like girl sighed and slumped into a corner. She put their face in her knees and muttered her calming words, “Emo shoes, Sesshomaru, Kiba, Sesshomaru, puppies, Sesshomaru.” She repeated these words over and over until the anime characters, Shippou and Kilala included, were quite disturbed.

Miroku stepped away from the girl and was about to say something when he caught sight of the men clothes, “My lady, what are these?” He examined a pair of jeans.

Kuwabara laughed as Magno remained unresponsive, “Man, you guys really don’t know much about the present do yah?” He laughed, “Those are jeans, and what we’re here for. Come on, I’ll help yah pick some awesome clothes.” He smirked and lead the monk further into the store.

Shippou and Kilala stared at Magno until she had clamed down. She seemed to realize something, “Hey! Shippou, you need some clothes too. MIROKU, KUWABARA! STAY HERE! I’M TAKING SHIPPOU TO A KID’S STORE!”

“ALRIGHT!” Kuwabara’s voice echoed slightly.

“DON’T GO ANYWHERE UNTIL I GET BACK!” She cried before grabbing Shippou and running off to a kids’ clothes store.

One Hour later…

Finally, after much arguing, pushing, yelling, laughing, clubbing, and chuckles, the three groups met back together with all their necessary items.

“Finally!” May sighed, collapsing onto the floor.

Hiei rolled his eyes, “You act like you’ve just been through hell and back.”

“I have.” She muttered, “Botan forced me to go to Claire’s with her, remember?”

Hiei shuddered slightly and nodded.

“Hey!” Botan cried, “It wasn’t THAT bad!”

“Oh yes it was!” Yusuke grumbled, his eyebrow twitching.

“Er, why is Inuyasha’s silver hair red?” Kagome asked, pointing to the half breed who’s blood had stained a bit of his hair after dripping out of the fedora.

May shifted her eyes, “…No reason.”

Inuyasha mouthed a ‘this girl is nuts!’ to Miroku. Miroku suppressed a laugh.

“Well, alright then. Its time to go back I believe.” Kurama said calmly, taking a blushing Akiko by the hand for the trip back.

“Right you are!” Magno announced, giving a pointed look at May.

May smiled, nodding, “OKAY!” She stood in the very center of the mall and pointed upward, “LET US FREE!”

One sickening lurch, blinding flash, and strange moment of latching onto random anime characters later, everyone reappeared in May’s living room. After everyone regained their sight, they stared wide eyed at what ever was behind our favorite summoner.

“What?” May asked and turned to see her mom, dad, and little sister standing behind her with large eyes.

“M-May?” The mom asked, “Who are these people?”

“Oh!” Well, May thought, looks like its time to use the maneuver, “These are some foreign exchange students from Japan. Dad signed the form for them weeks ago!” May scratched the back of her head and laughed nervously.

“Smooth, very smooth.” Inuyasha whispered to her.

“Shut it you clay pot obsessed dog-boy.”

He scowled and she smirked.

“…” Her dad looked at them all, “… ALRIGHTY THEN!”

Everyone face-faulted and got back up. Seems he was quite gullible, as will also be proved in later chapters.

“What was that blinding flash?” The mom asked curiously.

May’s eye brow twitched as she closed her eyes tightly, thinking up a quick excuse, “Uh… I put tin foil in the microwave again?” She said, more of a question than a statement.

Her family stared for a moment, making her sweat nervously. Then they started laughing, “Okay then! That’s nothing new!”

Everyone face faulted again.

A/N

Me:WOOT!! So, you like? Yes? I think I hear a yes!

J: Then you must be going deaf.

Inner Me: SHUT UP J!! -wacks him with ninja squirrel-

Me: Well, TELL MEH IF YAH LAUGHEDED!! BYE, BYE!!