How to annoy Asa:

How to annoy Asa:

Call him Axel.
2) Even better, call him Fang. Ask him where Max is.
3) Ask him about his relationship with Manfred.
4) Call him Ron (Weasley). If you get tired of that, call him Ginny (Weasley).
5) Sing 'Weasley is our King' whenever he does anything.
6) When he does something that pleases Manfred, scream 'GRY-FFIN-DOR! GRY-FFIN-DOR!'.
7) Follow him around everywhere. If he tells you to leave him alone, hug him, go limp, and stay like that for the rest of the day.
8) Glue doggy ears to his hair.
9) Put a necklace of bones and teeth around his neck. Whenever he does something that annoys you, scream 'SIT!'
10) Tell him he's gonna have to put up with Manfred forever. Laugh evilly while he screams. (This could be taken the opposite way, he could be happy about that...)

How to annoy Olivia:

Run up behind her, jump up, and scream 'Gojiraaaa!!'
2) Tell her that her hair looks weird.
3) Ask her if she's gonna cosplay as anybody anytime soon.
4) Suggest that she cosplay as Yugi Mutou, because her hair looks like Yugi's.
5) Sing 'Pon De Replay' by Rihanna constantly.
6) Ignore her.
7) Laugh evilly when she tries desparately to get attention.
8) Speak. Really. Really. Really. Slowly. Exactly. Like. This. Speak. As. Slowly. As. Possible.
9) End all your sentences with -nyu! or -cha!
10) Speak in a Texan accent. (Just keep 'em guessin', people.)

How to annoy Tancred:

Ask him about his relationship with Lysander.
2) Sit behind him. Whenever he uses his endowment to blow things around the room, make farting sounds.
3) Watch him play Kingdom Hearts 1. Whenever he makes Sora cast Aeroga, and Sora says 'Wind!', immediately shout 'Break wind!'
4) Mess up his hair.
5) Ask him if he's from 'Norwegia.'
6) Braid his hair, and put it up in pretty pink ribbons.
7) If he tells you that he does not find your mocking of his endowment (weather controlling), tell him 'Suuuuuure ya do, buddy.'
8) Laugh at him if he tries to call lightning down from the sky. Try not to get hit.
9) Call him 'Stormy'.
10) Ask him if he's joined the X-Men yet.

How to annoy Paton:

If he's driving you somewhere in his car, sing 99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall. Do not stop until he makes the car explode.
2) Ask him if he's related to Johnny Depp.
3) Run up and down the hallway next to his room shrieking 'Dattebayo! Dattebayo!' while he's working.
4) Ask him when he's gonnna marry Julia Ingledew.
5) Tell him that if he's gonna marry Julia, tell him that that will leave Charlie in an awkward position because he will be related to Emma, and therefore not be able to end up with her.
6) Ask him to sing 'Epiphany' from the Sweeney Todd soundtrack.
7) If he refuses to answer any questions about Julia, tell him that he looks exactly like Sweeney Todd.
8) Call him a lazy bum.
9) Tell him to get a job. Suggest being a barber. Tell him that Julia needs meat for her meat pies.
10) Put his papers out of order while he's doing something else, then, when he's confused enough, put his papers back in order.

How to annoy Dagbert:

Ask him why he smells weird.
2) Call him 'Fishboy'.
3) Ask him if he has webbed feet.
4) Run up to him, lick his forehead, and say 'Mmmm, salty.'
5) Try to remove his shoes, just to check if he has webbed feet.
6) Sing 'The Mariner's Revenge Song' by the Decemberists wherever he goes.
7) Tell him he has a weird name.
8) Tell him at dinner that if he eats fish, that's cannibalism.
9) Tell him he's weird-looking.
10) If he really does have webbed feet, poke them and say 'Ooooh, I knew it!’ 11) Tell him that if you change the D and B in your name, It will sound like Dirt Bag.

How to annoy Charlie:

Go up to him, point to a random spot on his face, and ask him "What's that on your face? It looks icky."
2) When you talk to him, look at his hair. Pretend you're talking to his hair, and not him.
3) Ask him if his hair has gotten so thick that it's gained sentience, like Xaldin's sideburns.
4) If you pat his head, pretend that your hand's being eaten by his hair.
5) Hide banned things in his hair, like iPods and cellphones. Blame it on somebody else if Manfred catches you.
6) If you pat his head, ask him if his hair has always grown cellphones and iPods.
7) Read bad fanfiction to him, like ManfredXCharlie or DagbertXCharlie.
8) Laugh evilly while he screams because of the badness of the fanfiction.
9) Tell him that if his uncle marries Julia Ingledew, that makes him and Emma related, and therefore can't end up with each other.
10) If he finds things in his hair, tell him that his hair was putting stuff in itself on its own.

How to annoy Manfred:

1) Ask him about his relationship with Asa.
2) Ask him how he liked yesterday's episode of General Hospital.
3) Tell him he looks like Snape.
4) Use all his taped episodes of General Hospital to tape something boring, like Now with Bill Moyers.
5) Ask him when he's going to go on a date with Asa.
6) Tell him that Asa's madly in love with him.
7) Call him 'Freddy' or 'Fred'.
8) Tell Asa that Manfred's madly in love with him.
9) Ask him about his relationship with Charlie.
10) Call him a pedophile, even when he insists that he doesn't have a relationship with Charlie.