Mmkay, so, I was reading ‘My Immortal’ one day (by XXXbloodyrists666XXX) and I was like ‘Fuk, I can rite bettah dan dat BETCH!’ Soz, herez mah pr00f dat I’m a bettah ritah! Soz, I H8 FLAMAZ! Dunt flamez me bcuz I’m aweshome! YAYZ FO AWESHOMENESS!

My names Ivory. Im goofik and I goes to dis skool in South Park, America. I has long blond hair wid blue strks and stuff ( looks lije da blonde version of Amy Lee…. And if u dunt know ho she is den FUK OFF!). I wears a blue cordset and tight tight TOGHT skinny jeans dat make mah ass look like beyonces. Anywayz, I walked into skool and evry1 immediately stared at me, but Im used tro it bcz its been happening for a while. I wuz on mah wa to my locker when someone bumbed into me.

“YO BITCHZ! WACH WERE YOU GO!” I yelled. I loked up an saw Seyton (pronounced like Satan), aka Stan Mrsh (he legally changed his name a while aho). He has blck hairs with green tips and red contacts in his eyes.

“Hey sxxy betch, come wif me.” He said. B4 I cud respond, he grabded my handz and puld me into da boyz bafroom. He den pulled me into a pasionnnare kiss and we got nakey and he put his hoo hah in my deriere and pumped into me (we didz it doggie style) and I moaned really loud.

“AH AH! OH OH! FUK ME, SEYTON!” I yellde at da tops of mah lungz. Suddenlt, Ms. Garrison walked in and gaspdep

“OMG BQQ! KIDS ARE FUKIN IN DA BOYZZZ BAFROOM!” Hey yeled. Seyton grabbed his revolver outta his pocket and shot da bastad in da head.

“Nice revolver.” I sayed. Seyton grinned.

“Thanks, Iorvy, it waz ma dadz befo he shotz himself.” He said sadly. I lyed down in his naked lap and sighbed.

“Whered he shoot himselve?” I asked solemly. He smiled.

“In da foot.” He sayed wif a laff. I laffed along wif him. Den dat prinsiple chick watevs her name is walked in an screaned.

“IVVORY AND STAN!”

“TIS SEYTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!” Seyton yelled. I had to cover my ears bxz itr was so loud.

“WHATEVS YO NAME IS! GET UR CLOFES ON AND GET INTO MAH OFFICE!” She yeleld back. Me nd seyton gots our clofes on and slowly wolked to her office.

“SET DOWN NOW!” Sh eyeld angry. I flinshed at de loudness again. And den I sat down. Next to Seytoin.

“U bof r supended.” She sayed angrily. Seyton shrugged nd pulled me outta her offixe wit him;. Once we where outsyde, I glared at him/

“U FUKING CUNTFACE DOUCHE BAG! Y DID YOU JUSS LET HER SUSPED US LIKE DAT!” I excaimed, slaping his face hard so dat it wud bruise.

“Easy. Sp dat we have more time to fuk.” He sayed wit a smile. We quickly went to his hose and fuked on every surface. His ding dong was so big! And now we have 7863 kids.

DE END!

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FUK OFF POSERS!

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