A/N: Hi guys

A/N: Hi guys. Sorry I haven’t updated anything in a while. None of my stories have been forgotten about, just some stuff going on in my life that has really changed it. Anyway here’s a nice comedy for you all. Hope you enjoy :o)

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Summary: It’s Aprils fools day, and Danny think he has the perfect joke to play on Lindsay. He’s going to ask her to marry him, thinking that she is no where near ready to getting married! But what happens when his plan backfires, and she say’s YES!? Will he tell the truth, or play along? Guess we’ll just have to wait and find out.

Pairing: D/L of course

Rating: T

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Danny Messer was always known for playing the best pranks on people at April’s Fools Day. He would come away with the most unimaginable things ever, creating many laughs in the end, but this year he was convinced would be his best. He had spent weeks on thinking up a good joke to play on his girlfriend of two years, Lindsay Monroe. He was desperate to try and get her back after what she did to him last year, telling him that she was pregnant with twins… but the father wasn’t him. He almost had a heart attack!

After coming up with ideas such as putting green hair dye in her shampoo, and pretending she was a lesbian and hiring a female stripper for her, he had a massive brainwave and came up with the best idea ever. He was going to ask Miss Monroe to marry him. Danny knew that Lindsay wasn’t ready for marriage. He could just see himself down on one knee after popping the question, and his Montana’s eyes half way out her skull. Then he would scream ‘April Fools!’. She would act all angry then playfully slap him saying ‘Don’t scare me like that!’. Everyone would go away happy.

Well, the best day of the year (in Danny’s opinion anyway) had arrived. Danny was walking through the hallway of the crime lab with Flack by his side, explaining his ‘brilliant’ idea.

“So what do you think?” asked Danny, after explaining his plan to Flack.

“It’s great.” Said the handsome detective “Except there’s one small, itty-bitty tiny little thing.”

“And what’s that?” asked Danny, turning to face him.

“Have you completely lost it!?” cried Flack “What if this little ‘plan’ of yours backfires, and Lindsay say’s ‘yes’. Will you tell the truth and risk hurting her feelings, or will you lie to her, get married, have six kids and then after 50 or 60 years tell her the truth and then be battered to death by your beloved with a rolling pin?!”

Danny just laughed and continued his journey to the break room, where he knew Lindsay was having a cup of coffee.

“Flack, don’t worry.” Danny said calmly “There is no way in hell that Montana is ready to get married. If she was, she would have at least dropped some hints about it by now!”

Flack just sighed.

“Yeah. I guess you’re right Messer.”

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Meanwhile, in the break room Lindsay and Stella sat on the couch drinking their coffee and were in a deep conversation.

“I have been dropping hints for Danny to propose for weeks Stella.” Lindsay said with a sigh, while taking a sip of her coffee “He just doesn’t seem to be listening to me.”.

Stella just gave a light chuckle, and sat her coffee on the table in front of her.

“Lindsay, guys are not observant at all…even if they are detectives.” Stella said, which received a giggle from Lindsay “How far have you gone with the hints?”

“Well just last week I said ‘Danny, I think we should get married.’” Lindsay said

“And what did he say?” asked Stella with a smirk

“ He said ‘Yeah, I think you would look good with blond hair.’.”

Stella just laughed, and Lindsay soon joined her. Men were clueless…well…at least Danny was anyway. The two continued to talk and laugh about Danny, but were interrupted by the sexy blond detective and his best friend walking through the door. Danny looked like he was trying to hold back a laugh, and Flack just looked plain worried. They were up to something.

“Hey Montana. Hey Stella.” Danny said casually “What you doin’?”

“Not much.” Lindsay said “Just talking.”

“Cool”

Danny walked over to his girlfriend and stood in front of her. She looked at him in confusion but her eyes went wide with surprise and hope as he got down on one knee in front of her. Flack just looked away, frightened of the end result, and Stella just squealed in delight.

“Lindsay.” Danny began “I’ve been thinking for a while now, and I think that now is the right time to ask this question…”

“Oh my gosh!” Lindsay, Stella and Flack said together.

“So Lindsay Monroe” Danny began “Will you marry me?”

He was waiting for Lindsay to look at him in shock horror and say ‘ Danny I love you with all my heart, but I’m just not ready…sorry.’… but she didn’t. Instead she screamed with happiness and said Yes! Danny was in shock and confusion. He didn’t really register what she said until she wrapped her arms around him and gave him a hug. She soon pulled back with tears of delight in her eyes.

“Oh Danny!” she said happily “I knew you were picking up on all the hints I was giving you. This is great! We’re going to be together for the rest of our lives!”

Danny’s eyes went wide as Lindsay and Stella ran out into the lab to tell everyone. Soon Flack came over to him and placed a hand on his shoulder.

“Well Danny… you have two choices. Tell her the truth and break her heart, or lie, get married and have six kids…oh… and death by a rolling pin.” Danny was just silent “I’ll leave you to think about it.

Flack left the room, knowing that Danny would make the right decision. Danny just looked out into the lab and saw Lindsay tell everyone with delight. Then it hit him. He was in deep shit.

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A/N: So what did you think? Please R&R. Thanks. It should get better :o)