Soubi: Ikkaku come over here.

Ikkaku: Soubi, darling, you shouldn't be here!

Soubi: But...

(Does a whole turning on chii moment there)

Ritsuka walks by

Soubi: This isn't what it looks like!

Ikkaku: Whose that?

Ritska: Soubi how could you! You promised to take my ears!

Soubi: I can explain!

Ritsuka: WE ARE THREW!! I knew I should have stayed straight

Ritsuka: You used all of Vermillion's pursuasion tecniques and I couldn't refuse!

Soubi: No wait...

Angela and Marilee: OH RITSUKA! OVER HERE

Ritsuka: BYE SOUBI! FOREVER!

IKKAKU: Now that we are alone...

Soubi: I cant do this anymore

Ikkaku: But, Soubi

Soubi: I must get Ritskas love back from those enchantress'

Angela: Enchantress'? (Angela looks at Marilee)

Marilee: Dont ask me...

Soubi: Back away you temptresses!!

Ritsuka: Leave me alone!!

Angela, Marilee, and Ritsuka: RAPIST!!

Soubi: (steps back offended) RAPIST!! ITS NOT RAPE IF YOU LIKE IT!! AND HE LIKED IT

Ritsuka: NU UH! (points to ears) You see these? They are still on

(wind blows)

(they fall off)

Angela and Marilee: THEY WERE FAKE!!

(Marilee walks over and picks one up)

Marilee: They are made out of paper

Angela: And stuck on with gum

Soubi: GUM? I TOLD HIM TO USE SUPER GLUE

(gasp)

Angela and Marilee: YOU TOLD HIM

Soubi: Well... hehe

(Angela and Marilee slap Ritsuka and leave)

Ritsuka: WAIT LADIES... I REACHED BANKAI

(Angela and Marilee both turn around)

Angela and Marilee: BANKAI?

Angela: SO U ARE A REAL MAN!!

Marilee: COME HERE, BABY

(Renji and Byakuya appear out of no where)

(They put there arm around Marilee and Angela)

Renji: SORRY, MAN, BUT THEY ARE TAKIN!

Byakuya: And besides, who lent you the soul reaper cosplays?

Soubi: (looks scared) Umm well you see.. I sorta kinda umm (cough) found them

Byakuya and Renji: FOUND THEM!!

Renji: ROAR ZABIMARU!!

Byakuya: SCATTERSENBONZAKURA

Angela: Marilee, theres something wrong with this scene..

Marilee: Whats that?

Angela: Last night wasn't soubi a (dramatic pause) HOLLOW

Soubi: So you figured out my plan!!

Ikkaku: OH NO!!

Ritsuka: Soubi!! NOO!! You went to the dark side

Soubi: I AM THE DARK SIDE

Byakuya: Scatter

(Byakuya flips hair)

Renji: Man, you're not doing it right

(Renji undoes his hair and gives us a perfect 10 sexy hair flip)

Angela and Marilee: Owowow take it all off!!

Renji: Now, now ladies

Byakuya: Let me try again...

(Takes off clippy clips and give us a 10 sexy hair flip)

Angela and Marilee: Take it all off!!

Soubi: YEAH TAKE IT ALL OFF! YEAH, BABY

(Eveyone stares)

Ritsuka: TEACH ME, MASTER!

Soubi: Noo, I'll teach you

Ritska: You dont know how!

Angela: MARILEE WATCH THIS

Marilee: KK

Angela: ICHIGO SAKURA BRITTNEY BALD

(Cuts off all of Soubi's hair)

Marilee: NOW HE CANT DO THE HAIR FLIP!!

Ritska: I have an idea! If Renji makes fun of me he'll have to... (pause, too embarassed to continue)

Soubi: I know what you mean, Ritsuka!

Angela: Where the heck did you come from?

Marilee: I thought you died!

Soubi: When did I die?

Marilee: Oh yea. Darn I wish you had. D;

Angela: (cough) rapist (cough)

Soubi: Thats mean! What happened to the circle of trust?!

Angela and Marilee: You were never in it

Soubi: Why not?

Byakuya: Cause your creepy..

Renji: Amen, brother

Soubi: Didnt you guys used to fight all the time? What happened to that? Tt was sexy! And since when is Byakuya such an outgoing guy?

Soubi: Whats wrong with the world?!

Byakuya: How do you think we met Angela and Marilee?

Angela: It's because this same circle that they could overcome their problems

Soubi: How do you still have your ears?

Angela and Marilee: (SQUEAL)

Renji: Thats enough, Soubi!

Byakuya: These girls are innocent. We are not rapists!

Angela: Soubi, you can be part of our trust circle.

Marilee: Yes... we may be able to cure you!

Renji: But from this moment on...

Byakuya, Angela, Marilee, and Renji: NO TOUCHING RITSUKA!

Soubi: I UNDERSTAND

(Haji appears)

Haji: Yo

Renji: How the heck did you get here?

Haji: Ciao!

(Haji leaves)

Angela: (whispers to Marilee) He was hott

Byakuya: Angela, my love, I heard that!

Renji: And Marilee you agreed! :O

Renji and Byakuya: I thought... I though... I THOUGH WE WERE LOVERS!

Soubi: You cant be lovers if you haven't taken their ears yet!

Angela: I DO LOVE YOU BYAKUYA!

Marilee: AS DO I RENJI!

(They all make up and say sorry) (then start making out)

Soubi: HOW COME YOU CAN DO THAT BUT I CANT DO THIS!

(Soubi grabs Ritsuka and kisses his pure lips)

Angela and Marilee: RITSUKA!!

Renji and Byakuya: WELL THAT WAS GRODDY

(Marilee and Angela run to Ritsuka's side)

Angela: Ritsuka are you all right?

Marilee: How could you soubi?!

Byakuya and Renji: YOU MONSTER!

Soubi: I DO GREATLY APOLOGIZE

Angela and Marilee: How can we forgive you?

Soubi: Ill prove im getting better!!

(Soubi grabs Angela and kisses her passionantly)

Marilee: SICKO!!

Byakuya: GET AWAY FROM HER!!

RENJI: MARILEE, RUN!!

(Soubi grabs Marilee and kisses her passionantly)

Renji: YOU FOUL CREATURE!

Byakuya: (runs to Angela) You have been violated, and I couldnt save you!!

Renji: My dear Marilee (holds her close)

Soubi: I was just proving im not yaoi..

Marilee: (regains consiosness)

Renji: How does that prove anything?

Soubi: well ummm... you see...

Angela: (regains consiousness)

Angela: Byakuie, baby!

Byakuya: Yes, angel?

Angela: Now that was a kiss!

Soubi: Thank you!

Angela: A kiss of death!!

Marilee: Amen!!

Renji: Im going to kill him

Soubi: Anyways what were we talking about before?

Byakuya: How can you just change the subject?

Angela: Byakuya, Renji, that kiss was meaningless!

Marilee: Yeah baby, Renji!

Renji: Ok, Sexy Butt

Marilee: (giggle)

Ritska: I was saying I have an idea to make sure Renji wont be mean to me!

Angela: What?

Soubi: The boy is too shy to say it...

Marilee: How do you know what he wants?

Soubi: Because we are conected by our love! (winks at us) Hense his earless problem...

Angela: (Twitch) So whats the plan?

Soubi: Every time Renji or Byakuya insults us... (snicker) they have to remove a peice of clothing!

Marilee and Angela: Oki!

Marilee: The one thing I agree with you on!

Soubi: Of course... if you two dont help me soon ill enjoy that sight aswell

Angela and Marilee: (gasp) HE'S RIGHT!

Renji: You sick man!

Soubi: Off with it!

Marilee: That was the deal...

(Renji takes of his belt)

Renji: (swings it over his head to stripper music and throws it on Marilee)

Soubi: Now thats sexy!

Renji: You just ruined it!!

Marilee: Seriously!!

Angela: Hott.

Byakuya: Dont look at other men!

Angela: You know I only have eyes for you!

Angela: But your surounded by soul reaper girls and I need that libiration

Byakuya: But I dont check them out...

Renji: What about the other day when that one bigboobed girl was flirting with you?

Angela: SEE!

Byakuya: You dont understand!

Angela: Byakuya! (Cries)

(Ren from Karin apppears)

Angela: Goodbye, Byakuya!

(Starts making out with Ren)

Renji: Stupid, Soubi!

Soubi: Off with it!

(Renji takes off coat thing)

(Ren dissapears)

Angela: Hes more of a one night stand guy...

Renji: I see...

Marilee: Angela, you and Byakuya are made for eachother!

Byakuya: Im sorry, hunny-bun!

Angela: Im sorry, too, cuppy-cake!

Ritsuka: Arent you supposed to be helping us with our problems?

Byakuya: Soubi's the one who gave you the problems

Soubi: Wow! I didnt expect it from Byakuya!

Angela: Hes right... off

(Byakuya takes off his scarf, wraps it around Angela, and pulls her into a kiss)

Renji: Shut up, Soubi!

Marilee: Finally.. off!

(Renji takes off his undershirt)

Soubi: Help me or im going to molest Ritsuka!!

Angela and Marilee: OKAY! We'll help!!

Ritsuka: It all started out when I first moved to this city... I meet Soubi and took pictures with him in the park. Then he, (breaks down) converted me into a ...

Angela: There, There, Ritsuka

Marilee: We'll protect you!!

(Haji appears)

Haji: Yo!

(Haji dissapears)

Renji: Whats with that guy? Hes almost as weird as Soubi...

Byakuya: Thats impossible!

Soubi: Both off!

(Renji takes off his hair tie and Byakuya his coat)

Marilee: I like this game.

Ritsuka/Soubi/Angela: Me too!

(Everyone looks at Soubi and Ritsuka)

Everyone: Freaks!!

Soubi and Ritsuka: All of you, OFF!

Angela and Marilee: What?!

Soubi: It appears now you guys are helping me because im now bi.

Ritsuka: Ditto! You guys are really good at this!

Angela: But we cant take it off...

Byakuya and Renji: You're right Soubi, this is the only thing you've said we agree to.

Soubi: Two for Angela, two for Marilee

Angela: But!

Ritsuka: No buts except your butts

Marilee: UGH! Why you...

Ritsuka: Why you what?

Renji and Byakuya (chanting): Off, Off, OFF!!

Angela and Marilee: You pea brained men!

Soubi: And another off.

Angela and Marilee: We didnt insult YOU!

Renji: But you insulted us...

Byakuya: Yup and that counts

Angela and Marilee: Fine..

(Marilee and Angela put on the clothes Byakuya and Renji took off then take them off again)

Marilee: Satisfied?

All guys: But...

Marilee: There was no rules against that!

Soubi: Well, there is now.

Byakuya and Renji: Hey! Matsumoto is a hottie!

Angela and Marilee: Pigs! (Angela and Marilee hit Renji and Byakuya on the head)

Renji: Hehe. Off!

Byakuya: I call abuse! Thats another two pairs of clothes!

Soubi: 3 pairs, off!

Angela and Marilee: Ugh!!

(Both take off shoes, soul reaper coat, and zanpakto belt)

Angela: Happy?

Byakuya: Very!

Renji: Hehe 3

Marilee: Why you!

Soubi: That wasnt too hard was it?

Ritsuka: Sexy!

Renji: Insult us again so we can see some sacred areas...

Byakuya: They still have bras so insult us two times

Soubi: Yea, the undershirt thing then the pants. YEA! Thats heaven!

Ritsuka: Soubi! You're cured!!

Soubi: Almost, Ritsuka...

Renji: Dumb, Soubi!

(Renji takes off his shirt to reveal a PURRRRFECT 6 pack)

Soubi: I just remembered why I was gay...!

Angela: Hurry, Marilee! We have to do something!

Marilee: (To intransed by Renji's body) Go on without me!

Renji: Oh, Marilee! C'mere!

Marilee: Im in heaven!

Angela: Oh no! I have to save Soubi... but... what? (Momentarily gets intransed by Renji's body)

Marilee: Angela, focus!

(Angela sees big boobed girl, Matsumoto, and gets an idea.)

Angela: (Does a jutsu) (Renji and Byakuya are temporary blind) (Angela grabs Matsumoto and rips off her shirt)

Soubi: And im bi once again!!

Angela: Thanks, Matsumoto!

Matsumoto: Any time! I just wonder why you didnt just show them yours... they're just as big.

Angela: Oh you're SOO embarrassing!!

(Matsumoto laughs and leaves)

(Renji and Byakuya regain site)

Byakuya: We would have closed our eyes...

Renji: Speak for yourself!

Marilee: (Death glare)

Renji: Im kidding! Im kidding!

(Azlynn appears)

Marilee: Azlynn!?

Angela: How did you find us and how did you get here?

Renji: Yeah! Its the Soul Society...

Azlynn: I am breathless along with...

(Haji appears)

(They do a little Pokemon 'Team Rocket' chant)

Angela and Marilee: HAJI?!

(Haji pulls of mask to reveal Winner)

(Winner pulls off mask to reveal Ichigo)

(Ichigo pulls off mask to reveal Sven)

(Sven pulls off mask to reveal Ophra)

(And Oprah pulls of mask to reveal the true Breathless Parter -... )

Marilee: BARRY THE CHOPPER?

Barry: DUH!

Marilee: Sicko

Azlynn: Togehter we are breathless!!

Angela: Im surprised you're still alive!

Barry: We are in love!!

Azlynn: Barry.. Our soul chain!

Barry: Uh oh!

Azlynn: I'll be back!

Barry: Ciao

Renji: Ok...

Angela: Weird...

Marilee: Suspicious.

Byakuya: My detective skills say that

Angela: Sweetie, yout detective skills suck. Mine are better!

Byakuya: Off! Even though your right...

Marilee: You're dumb, Renji Renji: You, too, Marilee

Angela: Whatevs!

(Marilee and Angela take off undershirts. Now in their bras)

Byakuya: Im in love all over again!

Renji: Me too!

(Marilee and Angela roll their eyes)

Soubi: Hott

Angela: Even if we want you to like that, its creepy!

Marilee: Rapist!

Soubi: Off!

Angela: That was a statement...

Renji: I guess we will let that one slide

(Renji snaps Marilee's bra)

Byakuya: Yup

(Byakuya snaps Angela's bra)

(Angela traces Byakuya's jaw bone)

(Marilee traces Renji's tattoos)

Soubi: Im jealous!

Hanatar: Yo. Me too!

Angela: Whoa! Where did you come from?

Marilee: The soul sewers

Hanataro: I helped Ristuka get here :D

Angela: I didnt notice him leave...

Marilee: Where'd he go? o.O

Ritsuka: The bathroom.

Soubi: It took you that long?

Ritsuka: Well... I ran into Ikkaku and we had a little "talk"

Hanataro: "Talk"? Riiiiight! You couldnt talk when he was eating your face

Renji: I smell a little jealousy

Byakuya: Does that mean we found another freak?

Soubi: Off!

(Byakuya and Renji take off their pants)

Hanataro: (blushes) I wasnt jealous

Angela: Suuuuree. Uh-huh.

Byakuya: Nuahaha

Renji: (walks around and poses)

Byakuya: (Grabs Angela and starts dancing with her)

Angela: Byakuya!

Marilee: Renji's too hott for his shirt!

Renji: Care to join me, Marilee? If you want too... you just have to take the rest off.

Marilee: I'll pass

Angela: (Rolls eyes) Renji...

Byakuya: Hes sooo immature

Angela: And you're not?

Byakuya: The difference between me and him is class.

Angela: You already used that line in that one episode

Byakuya: He knows im just joshin' him.

Renji: Awwee. I love you, man.

Marilee: Dont go Soubi on me O.O

Soubi: Hey!

Ritsuka: Boogie boo!

Hanataro: What the f

Everyone: Hanataro!!

Hanataro: Wot?! I said cows..

Everyone: Huh?

Angela: You are a sad, strange little man... (Toy story xDD)

Marilee: Weird spedo man

Byakuya: Its true.

Renji: Go away, no one likes you!

Angela and Marilee: That was harsh

Renji: Is it true, though?

Angela and Marilee: Yesm

Byakuya: He just wants to set him straight...

Renji: Bye, dude.

Hanataro: Ok! Bye, Ritsuka!

Ritsuka: Where do you get off calling me by my first name?

Angela: Get over it! This is America!

Marilee: I know..

Angela: Koolaid juice man!

Marilee: Naughty, naughty, Koolaid man!

Renji: I dont want to drink out of you. You came crashing through the wall!

Soubi: I like the Koolaide man!

Kisuke: OOHHH YA!!

Angela: (Whispering to Marilee) HALLELUJAH!

Marilee: I know!

Byakuya: Huh?

(Marilee starts singing "Unfaithful")

(Renji laughs)

Byakuya: Whats that from...?

(Soubi starts singing "Umbrella")

Everyone: Wtf?

Kisuke: Hide me!

Angela: (Flirtasiouly) Why? ?

Byakuya: (Glare at Kisuke)

Renji: So what brings you here, Urahara?

Kisuke: (Dorky smile) Why, these LOVELY ladies!

(Marilee looks at Renji and makes a "wtf?" face)

(Yoruichi appears)

Yoruichi: Byakuya, ya wanna plaaaaaay?

Byakuya: (Looks at Angela) Yes!

Angela: Kisuke! You look sexy without your hat. (Takes off hat and puts it on)

(Byakuya slaps Yoruichi's butt)

(Yoruichi punches Byakuya and he falls down)

Kisuke: Angela! That outfit compliments you!

(Everyone relizes they're in their underwear)

(Byakuya is about to throw a fit)

Angela: Thank you! (Looks at boobs) I thought so, too!

(Renji looks nervously at Byakuya)

(Renji nudges Marilee)

(Marilee understands Renji)

Marilee: Hey, Angela... we should, uh, get goin'!

Angela: Sure! Can Kisuke come?

(Byakuya looks at Marilee with Tamaki puppy eyes)

Marilee: No, no! We're going to bed.

Angela: Wha?! Why do we need to go to bed? Its like... 7!

Marilee: Shuddup and come!

Angela: I dun wanna!!

(Renji throws Angela over his shoulder)

(Angela bites him)

(Renji drops her)

Renji: Owe!!

Angela: Well!! Byakuya's going to play with Yoruichi! Why cant I play with Urahara?

Renji: That girls bites HARD!

Yoruichi: Lets have a slumber party!!

Guys: OK!

Yoruichi: NOT with you!

Angela and Marilee: Alright!! At your house?

Yoruichi: Yea, my place. Bye, boys!!

(Angela, Marilee, and Yoruichi go to Yoruichi's house)

(All boys sneak over)

Marilee: Um... we arent wearing any clothes...

Yoruichi: You can borrow some of mine! But, imma very skimpy laday!

Angela: I dont mind!!

(Yoruichi brings out some strings)

Yoruichi: Here ya go

(Guys get giddy)

Angela and Marilee: How do you even put this on?

Yoruichi: I dont know... they're not mine. They're Matsumoto's. I wanted to see what you two'd say.

Angela: How does she even pu them on?

Matsumoto: Well you see...

Marilee: What are you doin' here?

Matsumoto: (Picks up strings) Just pickin' up my PJs

Angela: Do you want to stay?

Matsumoto: I'll come back later. Im going to take a nap in the captain's office,

Angela: Oh! Lil' Shiro's?

Matusmoto: Yuppers! Comfiest couch in the Soul Society!

Marilee: He eats watermelon funny xD

(Everyone cracks up)

Yoruichi: Lets play a game.

Matsumoto: Uh-oh! Im leaving!!

Angela: ...Why?

Matsumoto: Yoruichi's games are brutal.

Marilee: Why? oO

Matsumoto: You'll see.

Yoruichi: Not those games. They are under age.

Matsumoto: We'll... I'll be back.

Everyone: Bye!

(Matsumoto leaves)

Yoruichi: Ok! Time for truth or dare!

Angela: OK!

Marilee: Bring it on!

-Meanwhile-

Renji: This should be good!

Kisuke: Im dissapointed! They didnt put on the strings!

Byakuya: Dont look at Angela that way!

Renji: Kill, Byakuya.

Kisuke: Ok?

Gin: Take it off

(Everyone looks)

Byakuya: What the heck are you doing here?

Gin: Im enjoying the two hottest girls in the Soul Society.

Renji: There's three...

Kisuke: (Holds up hand) How many fingers am I holding up?

Gin: 20.

Byakuya: What the heck?

Gin: What? O.O

Soubi: How did this guy become a Soul Reaper?

Renji: What are you doing here?

Byakuya: Go away! D;

Soubi: Whats his problem?

Renji: Girlfriend problems.

Byakuya: Im right here, y'know. And im NOT having problems with Angela.

Ristuka: Who said anything about Angela?

Soubi: dont take this out on him (Wha? O.O)

Gin: The ten of us need to be quiet

Renji: ?stas loco!

Byakuya: You speak spanish, Renji?

Renji: Huh? No...

Soubi: Have you been drinking?

Byakuya: I dont drink

-Meanwhile-

Yoruichi: Truth or dare, Marilee?

Marilee: Dare, baby!

Yoruichi: I dare you too... I dare you to act like Renji.

Marilee: C'mon! Bigger!

Yoruichi: You girls are too young for my dares.

Marilee: (Rolls eyes)

Yoruichi: Just do this for now...

Marilee: Roar, Zabimaru!!

Angela: You do that very well!

Marilee: Thanks! Hehe. Angela, truth or dare?

Angela: Truth

Marilee: Who do you like better? Byakuya or Kisuke?

Angela: Umm!

-Meanwhile-

Soubi: The moment of truth!!

Ristuka: Indeed!

Renji: Umm, you need to take a break, Byakuya?

Byakuya: No... im, uh, fine.

-Meanwhile-

Angela: Personally, I like Kenpachi! His strive for power is HOTT.

(In Kenpachi's office)

Kenpachi: (Sneeze) Achoo!!

Yachiru: Are you okay, Kenny?

Kenpachi: Its probably just a pretty girl talking about me

(Back at Yoruichi's house)

Angela: Just kidding!!

Yoruichi: You almost gave me a heart attack!

Marilee: I thought you were serious!!

Angela: No! He's weird

-Meanwhile-

Renji: Breath in, breath out

Byakuya: Im ok!!

Gin: We thought you died.

Soubi: Right now, that wouldnt be so bad.

Ristuka: Theres no room on this tree...

Byakuya: Be quiet!! Im just emtional now!

Gin: Im a scientist. Im doing an experiment (blush)

Renji: Soubi, leave him alone! Why are you even here? (Mrs. Vermillion face) Riiiiiight, Gin.

Byakuya: Spying on these unsuspecting women is unforgivable!

Renji: Indeed! Its against my motto!!

-Meanwhile-

Yoruichi: (Whispering) They think we're unsuspecting?

Angela: We'll show them!

Byakuya: Buahha cackle

Angela: Okay! I'll tell you who I like better after this dare.

Yoruichi and Marilee: Ok! Whats the dare?

Angela: To walk around naked.

(Marilee and Yoruichi understand the hidden meaning)

Angela: Outside.

-Meanwhile-

Soubi: YES! What we've been waiting for!

Ristuka: Brace yourself, men!

(Girls come out in robes)

Yoruichi: Ready, girls?

Marilee: Yup!

Girls: Hado 44- Paralization!

(All the guys fall from the tree - Paralized)

(Girls take them in)

Angela: MAKEOVER TIME!! I call Kisuke!

(Marilee glares at Angela)

Angela: And Byakuya

Yoruichi: I'll go first. I'll have Gin and Ristuka.

(Yoruichi pulls Gin's hair into two pig tails. She applies blue eyeshow, mascara, "baby pink" nailpolish, blush, and eyeliner to his face)

Yoruichi: Hmm.. For Ristuka... I think I'll try "Timid Girl"

(Yoruichi puts light pink eyeshadow, brown mascara, and clear nailpolish on Ristuka)

Marilee: My turn! Renji, hehehe.

(Marilee braids Renji's hair, puts on fake eyelashes, red lipstick, and purple eyeshadow. She also puts a dress on him)

Marilee: Purrrrfect! Soubi's turn, now ;

(Marilee cuts Soubi's long hair into a bob and applies all blue makeup)

Angela: Kisuke's turn!

(Angela pulls hair into a pony tail, adds all green makeup, blush, and red nails)

Angela: Ok! Byakuya..

(Angela takes out Byakuya's clippy clips and curls his hair into ringlets. She adds sparkley pink eyeshadow, blue eyeliner, and hot pink nails)

Yoruichi: You guys look good!

Angela: Lets take a picture!

Marilee: Heres my camera (Hands camera to Yoruichi)

(Yoruichi takes picture)

I dont know what happens here... but apparently the guys wake up

Yoruichi: Well, we have to go to bed.

Gin: Yeah, us too...

Renjii: Wheres our bed?

Kisuke: We can share

Marilee: Umm.. no!

Angela: Thats ok... Oh my gosh!

Marilee: We've made a break through!

Yoruichi: You can stay, Ritsuka.

Renji: Wot?! Thats not fair!

Yoruichi: Its totally fair. Get out!

Angela: Unparalizing jutsu

(All people unparazlied)

Byakuya: (To Angela) We must speakith outside

Angela: Ok...

Marilee: And we'll come to make sure Angela doesnt kill Byakuya.

Renji: AKA- we will make out till I have to leave

Angela: No, you two will stay in here

Renji: Making out here is awkward...

Angela: Play 7 minutes in heaven.

Yoruichi: Lets do it!!

Soubi: OK!!

Ritsuka: Whats 7 minutes in heaven?

Marilee: We'll show you

Yoruichi: Oh baby, oh baby!

(Angela and Byakuya walk outside)

Byakuya: Why doth you teaseith me so?

Angela: Whyith you talkith like this? Byakuya: Because it adds dramaic effect.

Angela: I understand. I like drama

Byakuya: Then why do you taunt me so?

Angela: Urahara makes me laugh

Byakuya: I do and shall make you laugh!

Angela: Prove it!

Byakuya: Zenbonzakura cuts my hair.

Angela: (Laughs) I love you!

Byakuya: So do I!

Angela: Awww!

(Starts making out intensively)

Angela: Now thats what im talking about

(Walks towards the door)

Angela: I knew you guys were listening. I dont know why I liked Urahara. I guess its because he was outgoing.

Kisuke: Tehe -

Byakuya: But not no more

Angela: Im all Byakuya!!

Byakuya: Oh baby, oh baby!

Angela: I cant take it anymore!!

(Grabs Byakuya and kisses him intensively)

(They make out like crazy)

Marilee: I see that you missed him...

Angela: Hey! NO ONE kisses like Byakuya!

Renji: Teach me, Senpai!

Byakuya: (Stunned and snaps back) Well I try!

Angela: Uh huh! Tell 'em who taught cha!

Byakuya: Cough ANGELA Cough

Angela: I totally taught you!! But I remember when you were a shy, young Ryoka... and one day I felt like making out with someone... and you were there!

Byakuya: (Blush) Well, I had always had a crush on you...

Angela: Awww!

(Makeout intensively)

Renji: Might as well...

(Renji grabs Marilee and makes our intensively)

Marilee: Oh baby gimme more!!

Renji: Really? (Reaches up for boobs)

(Marilee slaps hand)

Renji: But you said...

Marilee: I was caught up in the moment!

Soubi: Marilee, are you scared of comitment?

Ritsuka: You dont have your ears so why are you being so protective?

Angela: Because Marilee and I were born earless

(All gasp)

Gin: Is that possible?

Yoruichi: YOU IDIOT! We were all born earless except them because they're from Loveless.

Soubi: Oh yea... I keep forgetting

Marilee: Anywho, lets go to bed

Angela: kk! BYE, boys!

Boys: Bye!

Yoruichi: YOU STALKERS IF I CATCH YOU AGAIN ILL KILL YOU AL

Marilee and Angela: ARGREED!

(Boys run away)

Yoruichi: Yeah, you better run!

(They go to sleep)

Next day

Yoruichi: Shopping trip!

Angela: OH YEAH! I needed one

Marilee and Angela: New clothes here I come! MANGA! MANGA!

Yoruichi: SHOES!!

All girls: HEAVEN!!

Matsumoto: (Randomly appears) Makeup!!

Yoruichi: BRAS!! Cuz you need one, Matsumoto.

Matsumoto: MEANERS!!

Angela: You do know if you dont get a wired one they sag and then when your an old lady they'll be ugly...

Marilee: Your parents told you that, too?

Matsumoto: Puh-LEEZE! Thats just what they tell you to scare you so you wear one, therefor having to where clothes that cover them. I feel free as a bird!

Angela: More like a bird could get lost in there if you know what im sayin...

Marilee: A whole flock of birds!

Yoruichi: Anywho, lets have a girls day out!

Angela: NO GUYS!!

(All the guys appear)

Marilee: Speak of the devils!

Byakuya: Angela, my love, I missed you! (Bear hug attack)

Angela: OK! Need air! Personal bubble! You're acting as if you'll never seen me...

Renji: I've never seen him act this way...

Marilee: I know! Hes usually reserved and sophisticated

Angela: I said loosen up but you need to be presentable AKA- NORMAL

Byakuya: Why?! (Tamaki puppy face)

Angela: Whatever! I fell in love with the challenge of loosening you up bit.

Byakuya: What do you mean?

Angela: Nevermind... just dont kill me.

Yoruichi: Kenpachi.. what the heck are you doin' here?

Matsumoto: And Momo and Shiro?!

Angela and Marilee: LIL' SHIRO!!

Hitsugaya: Stop calling me that!!

Matsumoto: Come give us a hug, shorty!

Hitsugaya: Who you callin' a mini flea?! (Wha?)

(Starts rampaging)

Al: They never said anything like that...

Angela: This is the Soul Society..

Al: Whats your point?

Marilee: Why are you here?

Al: Calming my big (Looks at Hitsugaya) AHHH!! You're not my brother!

Yoruichi: Wrong anime, kid. But we'll include you later if you're special.

(Al leaves)

Gin: Why was he in a metal suit?

Everyone: Who knows...?

Kenpachi: ICHIGO COME FIGHT LIKE A MAN!!

Renji: Strawberry-head isnt even in the Soul Society right now.

Angela: Arent you a strawberry-head, too?

Marilee: WOW! You're right! I never noticed...

Everyone: Really?

Marilee: I knew it was red... but not a strawberry-head xD

Angela: Blonde moment Marilee

Marilee: Its blonde moment Mariah

Angela: I know but it fit...

Yoruichi: LETS get going, GIRLS!!

Guys: Why cant we come?

Angela: You all attract WAYYYY too much attention

Marilee: We are only taking Ritsuka.

Ritsuka: YAY!

Soubi: Not without me you're not.

Angela: EWW!! Not you, you rapist!

Marilee: Molester!

All guys: OFF!!

Marilee and Angela: What?! No way! We're done with that game!

Yoruichi: IMBICILES!! (sp?) Depart!!

Angela: What she said...!

Marilee: (Snaps fingers in a Z formation) MMMHMM!!

Matsumoto: (Opens portal) BYE, BYE!

(Girls leave)

Renji: We're going to follow them, right?

Byakuya: Oh, most definately.

Renji: (Mrs. Vermillion face) Riiiiiiiiiight

Byakuya: Who knows what could happen to my little flower?! She could get picked!!

Ritsuka: What the heck does that even mean?!

Kisuke: I bet he doesnt even know..

Soubi: But alas, I do. Why is he talking? It means wholesomeness takin' away, the (pause) virginity

(All break out into "Like a Virgin")

(Girls come back)

Angela: I forgot my purse...

Marilee: And we use the buddy system...

Yoruichi: What the heck was that?

Matsumoto: Oh my GOSH you guys are so lame!

(Girls leave)

Renji: Next time we decide to do "Bleach the Musical", make sure the girls are really gone!

Byakuya: I will serenade her all day!

Renji: Why are you talking like that?

Byakuya: (Snaps out of it) Im sorry for my unacceptable behavior.

Renji: Whoa! What just happened?

Kenpachi: I think he snapped after he got paralized... Maybe its his side affect

Gin: Make note: NEVER paralize Captain Kuchiki.

Byakuya: What are you talking about? Why ever not?

Renji: You dont remember anything do you?

Kenpachi: The bear hug?

Gin: The Tamaki puppy eyes?

Byakuya: Who on earth is Tamaki? Either way I would never use his eyes...

Misa: Because I have the eyes!

Gin: Who the heck are you?

Kenpachi: How do these Ryoka keep getting in?!

Misa: Im Misa-Misa!! Wheres Light?!

Gin: I dont know who "Light" is... but I'll be you're light, baby!

Misa: Eww! You're like a bajillion years old!!

(Misa randomly dies of heart attack)

Kenpachi: What the heck? What do we do now...?

Hitsugaya: I know im usually the voice of reason here so... (gets cut off)

Gin: Lets eat her!!

Kenpachi: You were just hitting on her and now you wanna eat her?

Gin: Im hungry...

Hitsugaya: Glutton...

Gin: (Begins to nibble her)

Renji: Quit! Just stop! You're freaking me out!

Byakuya: (Picks something up) What in the blazes is this? (Holds up Death Note) Oh my a hollow! (Points at Rem)

Rem: Hollow?

Byakuya: SCATTER!

Renji: Where?

Gin: He snapped!

Byakuya: Im not Light! Die, hollow!

Renji: (Grabs Death Note) Ahh! Theres the hollow!

Rem: Why are you swinging these swords at me? Im already dead...

(All soul reapers touch Death Note and freak out)

(5 minutes later)

Renji: Ok.. lemme get this straight. Your name is Rem and your owner just died. Thats a Death Note and your looking for Light?

Byakuya: My head hurts...

Rem: And this is a live note. Observe. Does anyone have a writing untensil?

Gin: I do. (Hands one to her)

Rem: You sir, with the tattoos, hold Misa up.

Kenpachi: EWW! Shes starting to stink!

Gin: Thats impossible.. it hasnt even been an hour.

Kenpachi: Ohh.. then it was Lil' Shiro.

Hitsugaya: No it wasnt!

Byakuya: Man with clippy clips, write "Misa Amane" down.

Byakuya: They're nobility trinkets.

Rem: Oh... sorry... (rolls eyes)

(Misa lives!!)

Misa: Light killed me.

Rem: I shall kill him now! He may think you're a ghost but OK!

Gin: Can I have your digits?

Misa: I have a boyfriend

Gin: Not you! HER! (Looks pervertly at Rem)

Rem: I dont have a phone and imma Shinigami.

Gin: So am I! We have so much in common!

Rem: Look a flying squirrel!

Gin: (Looks) What? I dont see it...

(Rem and Misa leave)

Byakuya: You're weird

Renji: Bad taste in women

Kenpachi: We need to find you a girl FAST!

Gin: Hush up!

Byakuya: Onward, men! TO THE HUMAN WORLD!

Soubi: Dressed in this..?

Byakuya: We will attract attention

Soubi: We alread will (points to Gin and Kenpachi) Especially these two...

(All change into hot, modern clothes)

Renji: Onward, men! To protect the boquet!

Kisuke: Alright.

Byakuya: When did you get here?

Kisuke: I've been here since the beginning.

Renji: Really? How were you so quiet?

Kisuke: Im sick with constipation because of my assistant's meds.

Byakuya: Onward we depart!