Journey: First Game

Okay, another of my OC fics to take a small break, this is a pokemon one. What I would've done in pokemon. Yes, first Hyrule, the Spira, now this. Okay, this'll be set in Kanto, very old region, but review anyway, because I might ask for OCs.

Ep. 1 First Pokemon

"Ahhhh." I yawned, getting up from my bed, which is in my house in the small town of Pallet. Well, it is small! I mean, all it really is, is 2 houses and a lab. The other houses I really don't know.

"Wake up!" A voice screamed from the bottom of the house.

"Shut up!" I yelled back. It's really obvious who it was down there.

I walked downstairs to the kitchen to see a girl with long blue hair and some kind of cloth (I dunno, a dress) on.

"What's up, Dawn?" I asked, then yawned again.

"What do you mean, what's up Dawn?!" She screamed, causing me to fly to the TV, breaking it.

"That was my TV!" I yelled, then mourned for the lost.

Okay, might as well introduce you to this... child. This is Hikari, but I'm the only one who calls her Dawn. I dunno, it just came to me when I met her. Anyway, she thinks she's mature and all, but I'll tell you who's really mature. I don't know!

"Hurry up and get dressed! Prof. Oak is giving out the pokemon, and if you don't hurry, then we are both hopeless!" She yelled, then quickly rushed out the door.

"Whatever."

I got dressed, did whatever and went outside. I have black hair, brown eyes and skin, and I was wearing a white shirt underneath a black parka. And I don't care what you guys say! I'm also wearing jeans and a pair of black boots. You never know when it's about to rain!

Then, a giant sandstorm occured and in it's place, stood Dawn, in all her dawnish glory... with a pokemon!

"Hurry up, idiot! All Prof. Oak has left is a Squirtle and a Charmander!" She yelled in my ear. Her Bulbasaur nodded with disapproval.

Yup, tht's my name. Idiot... just kidding, my name's Miki! And, I'm a boy! A male! A guy without a cave!

"C'mon!" She grabbed my hand and we ran all the way to Prof. Oak's lab is one second. Oi...

"Ah, Miki. I was just wa- gahhhhh!" He screamed as we ran into him, running over him! Blood gushed out of his mouth and nose, and maybe a few bones cracked.

"Hi, Prof. Oak. Give me a pokemon will you?" I said."Idiot, look at him. Does he look like he wants to talk to you?" "...maybe."

We ran into the lab and rushed all the way to the top to get the pokeballs, but when we got there, the Squirtle was in the hand of a boy. Oh geez, it's Hitler!

...Naw, it's not.

"Yo, Gary." I said, waving.

"Hello, idiot."

What, my name is idiot now?

I walked up to him and took the Squirtle off his hands. "Hey, thanks for keeping it fresh for me."

"Whaddaya mean fresh?! Squirtle is my pokemon! You get that Charmander." He pointed to the Charmander let out of it's pokeball, looking dizzy. Geez, it looks kinda drunk. Maybe it is.

Dawn walked closer to it, then looked.

"It fainted!" She cried.

"No it isn't." I said bluntly. "If it is, it wouldn't be up would it? It's so obvious that it's drunk."

"He's right."

Dawn turned to see Gary nodding his head, then he took out some wine. "Yup, it was me. This was to allow myself to be in front of Miki wherever he went. Bwahahaha! He'll never make it to the Indigo Chateau now!"

"Don't you mean Indigo Plateau?"

"No."

"... uh, okay."

"Hey, you wanna get high?"

"NO!"

I looked at Charmander and smiled at the dancing pokemon. "Hello, I dunno how to break this to you, so I'll say it anyway. You are drunk, and now my pokemon. You dig?"

It continued dancing.

"Okay, I'll take this as a yes."

Dawn looked at the side of the table and found 3 pokedexes. "Hey, guys, check it out!"

We looked at the pokedexes, and I smiled. "Cool, a pokedex! I'll name mine, Larry."

"What, you can't name your own pokedex."

Opening it (it was the first version), the dex said, I am the pokedex, Larry.

"Wow..."

"Well, if you two losers will keep talking and talking and talking and what was I talking about? Never mind, I'm leaving!"

"Hold on, Gary!" I yelled, pointing my middle finger at him.

"What? What's wrong with you?!"

"I want to have a pokemon battle with you. My drunken Charmander vs your Squirtle!"

He looked at me, with an odd look. Even Dawn too.

You don't mean that, right?"

"Of course I mean it! Why wouldn't I, my Charmander is at an advantage."

At that moment, Gary and Dawn bursted into laughter! I lookd down in sadness, then I turned to Charmander. "Let's beat him!"

Outside, my Charmander with the swirls in his eyes and the dancing and the Squirtle with the... actually it looked normal.

"I'll show you, who's great at fighting. Okay, first check the pokedex." I flipped open Larry, and scanned Squirtle.

Squrtle, the pokemon with no life. It constantly loves pulling pranks and can be a perv at most times.

"How is it a perv?"

Gary called to me. "Well, my Squirtle has a thing for girls."

I looked at the Squirtle. I'm so glad that Charmander is a boy. Then, it started to hop over to Dawn, with her back turned. It grabbed her dress, and ripped it off! Dawn was half naked!

"Wahh!" I yelled, covering my eyes.

"Ahh, Miki! Save me!" She screamed. Squirlte was doing some horrible things to her, ripping off the rest of her clothes. Then, it started to do some really perverted things to the girl.

Ahhh, ahhhh!" She screamed, moaning. The pervert kept on shoving and shoving in her small cave, until something amazing happened!

Charmander jumped up and kicked Squirtle to a tree! As the water pokemon, got up, it saw Charmander's face being red hot, with flames on it's head and it had no pupils. It was Rock Lee!

Running at the perv, it kickd it again, and disappeaing at the last minute. Just like how Lee was doing to Gaara or whatever, but anyway, he slammed the Squirtle to the ground and kept on smashing it and smashing it.

Then, with this omnitrix on it's right hand, it became armed in some cape and a mask and had a left arm of spikes and needles. It's Charmander: Crowned Clown Style!

Running at Squirtle, it unleashed a lot of wooden 1 foot crosses from the sky and bonked Squirtle's head one at a time.

Then, it finally fainted.

"Yeah, Charmander won!" I cried, hugging the drunk pokemon.

Dawn walked up to me naked and said, "Thanks for saving me..."

"Aw, it was nothing."

"Not you! Charmander!"

I was kicked to the same spot where Squrtle fainted, with swirls in my eyes as Dawn kissed the Charmander's cheek.

Well, that's the end. I ended up beating Gary, so he left with all his girls, Dawn got another pair of her old clothes and decided to travel with me, and I'm gonna do some terible stuff to her on the way. Hehehe.

Okay, thanks for reading. Please review!