‘…Where are we?’

Jerry woke up and looked around, his friends were all unconscious.

‘Wake up you guys! Where are we?’ Elaine and Kramer started to stir and twitch.

‘Why aren’t we dead?’ Elaine asked.

‘Maybe we are dead and this is just purgatory,’ Kramer suggested.

‘Purgatory? Hell would seem like a more valid suggestion,’ Jerry said as George woke up.

‘Why aren’t we dead?’ George asked groggily, he felt his glasses: no cracks.

‘I already asked that, we apparently might be in either purgatory or hell,’ Elaine said bitterly.

‘What about the pilot?’ Kramer asked, Jerry looked over and saw the pilot, lying dead in his seat.

‘I think he’s dead, let’s just see where we are,’ Jerry said, he opened the helicopter, the door falling off, and stumbled outside. Jerry walked out and saw the other helicopter, the monster, whatever it was, was over it, a man’s screams also sounded throughout it.

‘Oh my god, the king is dead!’ Jerry exclaimed as the others joined him.

‘Sweet fancy Moses, what is that thing?’ Elaine asked. The monster turned away, marching back towards the destroyed city.

‘It looks like…a fish-frog-man-like creature,’ Kramer said.

‘No, I think it looks like a fish with spider like features and my mother’s eyes,’ George said.

‘What are those planes doing up there?’ Jerry also asked, he pointed upwards to the multiple planes dropping what looked like bombs on the city.

‘Oh no…they’re gonna nuke us!’ Elaine shouted, the group ran towards central park and then stopped, next to a tree in front of a bridge.

‘This is bad, this is bad,’ Kramer mumbled.

‘After seeing the monster…I am speechless! My mouth has no speech!’ Jerry exclaimed, just then, a mousy redhead girl literally popped up from behind Jerry.

‘I’ve been speechless since yesterday, in fact, my speech was completely removed my mouth,’ the girl said, one-upping Jerry.

‘…Who are you?’ Jerry asked.

‘My name is Penelope,’ she answered, playing with the ends of her hair.

‘We have to find an alternative way of getting out of here,’ George said, just as the bridge was blown up by a bomb.

‘And fast!’ Kramer said. The group ran to the bridge and saw a video camera lying in the rubble along with a few large bile of blocks surrounding scattered in the small area.

‘Look guys, a video camera,’ Elaine said, picking up the camera just as a brunette girl submerged from a pile.

‘Please help me! My friend Rob Hawkins might be dead!’ the girl gasped, crying a puddle.

‘…Didn’t that girl Shelley have a cousin named Rob?’ Elaine asked George, turning the camera to him.

‘I think so,’ George answered.

‘Well, I had a cousin named Rob; in fact I have a cousin named Rob and a second cousin named Roberta,’ Penelope one-upped.

‘Let’s see if we can find any other army members,’ Jerry said, the group walked off.

‘Why aren’t you helping me?’ the girl screamed, still crying.

‘Did you guys hear anything?’ Kramer asked.

‘I think I heard a few more bombs go off,’ George said.

‘I heard every single bomb that dropped, including Fat man and Little Boy back in the second world war…so many more bombs then you all,’ Penelope one-upped.

‘Ok, Penelope, if you are going to continue one-upping everyone, you can just leave and try to fend for yourself!’ Elaine said.

‘Well, I’ll just go off, grow to two hundred feet tall and kill the monster,’ Penelope said, the four marched off to the town for help while Penelope literally started growing.

‘Yo Yo Ma,’ Kramer said as Penelope grew to two hundred feet tall, she stomped into the town and grabbed the monster, she smushed its limbs and tail into a sphere and then squeezed, completely pulverizing the monster to death.

The four stared in disbelief, literally without speech, as Penelope returned to her normal height.

‘…Penelope was angry today, my friends,’ George said.

The End!