Road trips. Ah, the joy of insanity. Alrighty, listen up people. This story is going to be done by two people. Me and my awesome freind Fabiola. She wrote this chapter. Praise her. Seriously, or you will die. Enjoy!

There it was again. The same alarm clock that woke him up for the past 4 years of his life; the past 1460 days of his life…or was it 1461 days if you included leap year? How many leap years were there anyway? Roxas buried his face into his pillow while he groaned. It was too early to be thinking this much and he was just way too tired to shut off the alarm clock that wasn’t even his. He just listened to the radio station make prank calls that were so stupid but, of course, Sora was the only one of the two that even found them funny. “Is it really that good to wake up to this crap?” Roxas asked his mummified brother. When he didn’t get an answer he turned his head to the side to glare at his twin…or at least him wrapped up in his sheets. “Can you shut it off, please?” Nothing yet. “Sora. I know you’re wake.” Still, he got no answer.

Roxas huffed as he sat up in bed. He thought it would’ve been a good idea to warn Sora what he was about to do but Sora should’ve already known not to piss off Roxas in the morning. So Roxas grabbed the alarm clock and threw it as hard as he could onto the ground. He was sick of that dumb alarm anyway so why not get rid of it on his own? Sora jolted upright on his bed and looked at the broken alarm.

“You broke it!”

“Yup.”

“….” Sora flopped back down on his bed and sighed, “…I feel dumb.”

Roxas stared, “That’s because you are dumb.”

Sora sat up again, “I’m not!”

“Sora, you turned on the alarm and we graduated yesterday. What was the point in having it on? Besides…you are what you call yourself.”

“Says who?!”

“Says me.” Sora rolled his eyes and stared at his favorite alarm clock that is lying on the ground in pieces. “I didn’t apply to any college,” Sora spoke.

“I know,” Roxas replied, “I only live in the same house as you and I only went to the same high school as you. How am I not supposed to know?”

“That’s why I feel dumb,” Sora looked out his window, “But aren’t you tired of being glued down to this island?”

“Err…I’m not quite following you so…” Sora smiled, ran over, tackled Roxas down onto his bed and tickled him.

“S-Sora! S-Stop it!” Roxas managed to choke out and whine. Didn’t his brother know that he had teeth? And that he’s not afraid to use them if it’s necessary?

Listening to Roxas yell at him and laugh motivated Sora to tickle him more, ”Sora! I’m serious!” Sora finally stopped. He gave Roxas a minute to catch his breath and continued, “The only college here is Destiny Islands University. And we just left Destiny Islands High School! Don’t you see a pattern here?” Sora looked down at Roxas but when he didn’t say anything, Sora went on. “Soon we’ll settle down in Destiny Islands and then we’ll die in Destiny Islands! The world is a big place! It’s bigger than we give it credit for! And we can’t just be bumps on a stump!”

“So…where are you going with this?”

“I…dunno…”

“You talk to Riku too much…”

“I – I do not!” Sora knew Riku since the moment he entered the world. Well, not really…but you get the picture. Riku isn’t really the type of guy to go to people and ask for advice. Normally, he’d just bottle up his emotions until Sora decides to crack him open. It doesn’t really require that much effort in Sora’s part because Sora is the only one that Riku would tell anything to if he wanted to know. Some people even said that they could be brothers, the kind that doesn’t argue so much.

“So tell me…” Roxas smirked, “How is your wifey nowadays? I don’t remember you combing your fingers through his silver, godlike hair and caressing his beautiful face. Ahh...” He placed the back of his hand on his forehead, his head tilted back and he pretended to faint.

“Shut UP, Roxas! I don’t remember you chewing out your Big Red either!” Roxas immediately shot a glare at Sora.

“Axel’s my friend! I don’t see why you all expect me to like him or something! I’m not gay! Especially not gay for him! Sheesh!”

“Well, Riku’s my friend too!”

“So why do you let Kairi call you and Riku hubby and wifey?!”

“Because she can, ok?! She knows that nothing is going on between us! Argh!”

“So why can’t I say it too?! It’s not fair that I can’t! I’m your brother!”

“It’s weird when you say it! Plus, you really think that Riku and I are really together…and stuff!”

“…I think it’ll happen.”

“Oh, yeah. Well, I think that something is going on with you and Axel. You get really defensive when people think-AH!” In a matter of seconds, Roxas had Sora pinned down on the bed and his fingers wrapped around Sora’s neck. It was cut short when their mother bust in the room complaining that they were making way too much noise and told them to go get some breakfast. Yeah…Roxas hated Sora at times with his dumb luck…

“You WILL die by my hands, darn you!”

“Roxas! Breakfast! Downstairs! Get it! NOW!”

“Y-Yes, mom! I’m going!” As Roxas walked past her, he mouthed out the words ‘go get laid’.

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Riku was in the bathroom brushing his teeth and trying to flatten out his unmanageable bed head. When he wasn’t getting any results with straighten his hair with his hands, he thought about what he should do. There was absolutely NO way Riku could leave the house looking like trash. He remembered that his conditioner was running out so he mentally noted himself to buy one. He then thought that after he washed his hair, he could straighten it out with Kairi’s straightener. He meant to give it back but…she had like 7 in her house and losing one wouldn’t hurt, right? Riku finally spit out the toothpaste and suddenly a voice whispered in his ear.

“I’ve come to take what’s rightfully mine…”

“Oh shit!” Riku quickly turned around getting ready to jab his creepy stalker with his toothbrush. Of course it was Axel just standing there with a smirk on his face. “Yo, beautiful! You’re looking wonderful this morning!” Axel chuckled and waved a hand, “And no thanks. I already brushed my teeth, kiddo.”

“…I thought you were Kairi for a sec…”

“You were gonna hit her if it was? Shame, shame Riku.”

“No. Why would I do that? …Besides, she’d kick my ass before I could’ve pulled something like that on her…How did you get in here?”

“The window…?”

“Well, use it to get out.”

“Hey, hey, hey! Aren’t we friends? Who was there when you got your ears pierced? Who was there when you got food poisoning?!” Riku raised an eyebrow as he stared at Axel, “My mom was there.”

“Oh…Right…Well, what about when got my face tattooed?”

“…Axel, listen carefully…Get out.”

“I just wanted to show you something outside. She was finally delivered to my house today!”

“’She’?”

“Buuut, I kinda left her at home to rest so hurry up and get ready! We have to show Roxas and Sora! She’s awesome!”

“…’She’?”

“Ugh, you’ll see what I mean! Go fix yourself up, hun!” Riku wasn’t sure if he was looking forwarded to seeing ‘her’ but since Axel is one of Riku’s best friends, he decided that he might as well go and leave Sora a text message.

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“Your wifey texting you THIS early?” Roxas made kissing noises and added a couple of ‘Oh, Riku’s along with them. Sora just grabbed a hand full of his Honey Nut Cheerios and chucked them at Roxas.

“Hey Roxas…It says ‘Axel is excited. Run while you still can. He’s coming your way’…”

“Oh boy…I’ll get the water guns.”

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