BABY SITTING…WORSE THAN PRETEND MOM-DAD (A NARUTO FANFIC)

By: Queenie18

Summary: “Kakashi-sensei! Have mercy on us! Please don’t make us baby-sit!” Oh no! Hatake Kakashi is getting irritated with his students and gets the guys and the girls to baby-sit! One shot: NejiTen (there is a little NaruHina, SasuSaku and ShikaIno but I focused more on NejiTen)

Disclaimer: I don’t own Naruto or any of the characters ( but I do own this Fanfic! ;)

Prologue:

Kakshi is getting irritated with the class, noise over there, fangirls and fanboys screaming everywhere and childish fights here. When he was at the canteen he decided to complain to Asuma. “Stupid kids! They make me old and my hair white!” Kakashi yelled, annoyed. No one in the canteen looked at him because they were to busy in their own little worlds to listen. “Why don’t you come up of a- wait, make your hair white!? Dude your hair’s already WHITE!” Asuma yelled “SILVER! MY HAIR IS SILVER!” he corrected, then asked “What were you saying? Come up of a what?” “Kakashi-chan, you do what Iruka and I do at a time like this. Give them an outside activity. Don’t worry about their other classes, Kurenai, Iruka and I can’t believe I’m saying this, but, also Gai and I will handle them.” Asuma suggested. Kakashi liked the idea and smiled deviously under his mask and then rubbed his hands together as if like a mad scientist. Asuma just shrugged at how Kakashi reacted. Just then a woman with black hair, who was also a sensei in Konohagokure academy for Ninjas, appeared in the canteen. Asuma Sarutobi grew hearts in his eyes and ran after Kurenai Yuhi who was oredering something to eat, leaving a cloud of dust. Kakashi was still on his own little world, to notice Asuma leaving. “Muahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! I know just what type of activity to give those brats!”

Gai: I cannot let my archrival hurt my youthful students!

Queenie18: (giggle) uhm, Green Beast…I mean Gai…I mean Gai-chan, don’t worry, Kakashi-chan isn’t gonna kill them. (Laughs sheepishly)

Gai:(scoffs what I said) I will not allow him to do something bad to the innocent blossoms of youth!

Lee: Gai-sensei, something bothering you?

Queenie18: What the hell!? Where did Lee come from??

Gai: Oh Lee, my ever youthful student! It is nothing, do not waste your youth worrying about my problem! It’s nothing!

Lee: cries anime tears Oh Gai-sensei!

Gai: also cries anime tears Lee!

Lee: Gai-sensei

Gai: Lee!

Queenie18: Let’s just proceed to the first chapter okay?

Chapter 1: Partner Troubles

“Sigh! If it wasn’t Kakashi-sensei’s class, I’d rather skip it!” a girl who always puts her hair in two buns complained to her friends. “Ah cheer up Ten!” comforted her blonde haired friend who is known as Ino Yamanaka. “Ugh!” was all that came out of the bun girl called Tenten, just Tenten. It was already thirty minutes till the bell rings signaling the end of their first period and their ‘beloved’ sensei wasn’t there yet. “W-when w-w-will o-our s-s-sensei b-be h-here?” asked a girl with raven hair and pale white-lavender known as eyes Hinata Hyuuga asked her friends, shuttering “ Who cares!” replied a pink-haired Kunoichi called Sakura Haruno. Just immediately after Sakura’s cold reply, a man with silver spiky hair, who has a masked face which only revealed his right eye, carrying an orange book, entered the room, sat in his chair, put his feet on the table and announced, “Choose a partner, it must be the opposite gender, and don’t ask why I’m late!” then he turned his attention to his precious Icha-Icha Paradise. “Oh…by the way…free period! Do whatever you want till the bell rings” he added. Sakura, Ino, Tenten and Hinata decided to ask their boy best friends to be their partners. They went to the back where a group of boys where being surrounded by their annoying fangirls. “Neji-san! Be my partner!!” said one, “Sasuke-kun!! I want you to be partners with me!” yelled another, “Shikamaru-chan! I promise I wont be troublesome, just be my partner!!” requested another, “Naruto-kun, I’ll treat you ramen in Iciraku’s if you’ll be my partner!” added another. All of these were screams from the 4 boys’ fangirls. The 4 girls, squeezed their ways through the crowd to try and hide themselves from their fanboys and at the same time to ask their boy best friends to be their partners.

…Neji and Tenten…

Tenten: Yo Neji! Want to be partners?

Neji: Tenten, we’re always partners remember?

Tenten: wait, that’s just in sparring, but is that a yes?

Neji: Hn.

Tenten: NEJI!?

Neji: Yeah!

Nejis fangirls were surprised at how Tenten easily asked Neji to be her partner, and how Neji answered ‘yes’. They glared and cursed Tenten then finally decided to walk away and find another boy.

…Ino and Shikamaru…

Ino: Shika-kun, can we be partners (puppy eyes)

Shikamru: Troublesome…huh? You saying something Ino? And what’s with the look?

Ino: (annoyed and pulled her hair for emphasis) Forget it! walks away

Shikamaru: stands up and makes a ‘wait’ hand sign Mate Ino!

Ino: What do you want!?

Shikamaru: Want to be my partner?

Ino: (grows an anime nerve on her hair) That’s what I was asking you!

Shikamaru: So is that a yes?

Ino: (rolls eyes and sigs) Yeah sure whatever!

Ino, just like Tenten, got many death glares and curses from Shikamaru’s fangirls.

…Naruto and Hinata…

Naruto: w(aves to Hinata and smiles playfully) Hinata-chan! Want to be my partner?

Hinata: (blushes a deep shade of red and nods)

Glares and curses again from Naruto’s fangirls.

…Sasuke and Saura…

Sakura: Uhm, Sasuke, can you be my partner smiles sheepishly

Sasuke: Aa (A/n:which in his and Neji’s language: “yes”)

Sakura: Arigatou Sasuke-chan

Sasuke: (smiles then closes his eyes)

Sasuke’s fangirls, just like what they did to the other girls, glares and curses Sakura

Queenie18: Okay guys! That’s chapter 1! Jeez! The fangirls are really annoying!

Fangirls: Hey! (Becomes an angry mob and chases me)

Queenie18: Eep! (Runs for life!)

Sakura” Okay, since our beloved author is being chased by fangirls, I’ll say good bye to this chapter and introduce chapter 2. Okay? Bye!