|Ways to Annnoy the Flock & Co
Author: black-venom-heart PM
Ways to Annoy the Flock and their friends/enemies/allies/whatever! Right as it says in the title! How to annoy Max and her flock. Ranging from a slight pun to downright hilirious!Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 01-29-11 - Published: 04-10-08 - id: 4188316
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How to Annoy Ella
Ask her how she likes being in her sister's shadow
Ask her if she's afraid Jed will experiment on her, since he ran out of his children to mutate
Steal her homemade chocolate cookies.
Take something valuable of hers and put it in a high place where she has to fly to get it
If she complains shrug and say Max could do it.
Tell her Iggy has a crush on Nudge
Poke her in the back and say "That's not my finger!"
Throw her soccer ball in her face.
Before her soccer match, steal her cleats and replace them with stilettos
Wait for her date to pick her up and run out screaming "Her sister is a mutant freak!" to scare him off
Follow her and her date around and "pretend" to hide behind lampposts
Replace her homecoming dress with a potato sack
Lock her in a room with death metal blaring from speakers
When she's sleeping write "Max was here" on her forehead in Sharpie
Tell her Iggy is so out of her league… of species
Excitedly tell her Dylan is into her, and since he's so much hotter the Iggy it's worth a shot
Watch Dylan as he tries to tell Ella he's not into her, then tape the whole scene
Post it on Fang's blog and blame Dylan
Have Gazzy barge in on Ella's date and let loose his "special, smelly talent"
Photoshop wings onto her back
Paste the picture on Flickr
Watch evil scientists trying to catch this new "specimen"
Alright Ella was kind of hard since there's not much on her character. I notice FanFiction people seem to be fond of locking beloved characters in rooms, replacing their shoes, music and clothes and drawing stuff on their face. Idk maybe that's just me. I'm slowly running out of characters so tell me who you want next!