NEW UZUMAKI

-based off the show 'New Amsterdam'; a show about a detective who can't die/grow old until he finds his 'ONE'

-I do not own 'Naruto', or 'New Amsterdam' though I really wish I did!-

Gun Point 8 Defilement of Graves

"Who-Who would do something like this?" Naruto said, tears in his eyes, looking over the defilement of Asuma and Konohamarus graves. Shikamaru went over and held Kurenai and Asumaru.

"I don't know who did it, but they will pay dearly" Sasuke said, narrowing his eyes, arm slinking around Narutos hips.

"Is that so? How dearly will I pay? Aniki?!" the smooth voice was followed by laughter

Sasukes body froze, only one person had ever called him 'Aniki' and he had died over 300 years ago, he had watched him die, "Suigetsu how are you still ALIVE?" Sasuke said turning around to find a gun pressed to his forehead.

"How? Easily! You see after you left, thinking I was dead, I healed myself and hid in the shadows following you around! And in that following, I have learned that this blondie..." gun point changing to Naruto "Is your lover!"

BANG

"DANNA!" Deidara yelled, Sasori stood, unharmed by the bullet, no blood on his white suit, nothing. Naruto stood behind Sasori, wondering just when the shorter red headed detective moved, his eyes wide, mouth moving but no words fell from his lips

"The hell?" Suigetsu said thew gritting sharp teeth

"You can't kill a puppet un!" Deidara smirked flicking his wrist, his gray eyes narrowing dangerously "KATSU" he half yelled, causing an explosion to happen on Suigetsus arm. Sasori moved quickly and hand cuffed Suigetsu before he could recover form the blast.

"Wha-What was THAT?" Naruto asked, shocked beyond belief

"A born gift from Jashin!" A deep, sexy, irritated sounding voice said from under a near by tree.

"HidanSan?" Naruto looked at the platinum haired religious detective who was recently sent to Tokyo from Hokkaido.

"Long time no see!" Sasuke nodded at Hidan

"Like wise you old bastard!" Hidan nodded back at Sasuke

"Nothin' on you" Sasuke half laughed

"This is true!" Hidan laughed "So, Sasuke, this adorable blond kistune your 'one'?"

"I believe so, yes, however we are yet to find out!" Sasuke looked at a now blushing Naruto "Waiting for him to be ready!"

"Sucks to be you!" Hidan laughed at Sasukes glare

"Woh-Woh-Woh-WOH, Stop, what are you blabbing about?" Shikamaru said holding his godchild

"Oh, sorry Shika! I'll explain, see, I met Sasuke about what? 400 some odd years ago?" looks at Sasuke

"Sounds about right!" Sasuke nodded

"and we became fast friends! Though he ran off in search for his 'one' to make him mortal! I enjoy being immortal! Took Jashin as my good over 2500 years ago, and not about to stop living! Oh by the way; Jesus was just a cheep con-artist(1)... pardon the artist bit" Hidan looked at Sasori, Deidara had taken Suigetsu to the station, Sasori shrugged

"None taken, Hidan!" Sasori half smiled.

"Anyway! Sakon and Ukon, I have some funny info on the twincesty twins" Hidan said turning his attention back to Sasuke and Naruto.

"Yeah?" Naruto said a smile on his face, just thinking about getting back at them for what they did to Konohamaru and Asuma made him extra happy.

"Oh, Yeah!" Hidan smiled "Unfortionatly it's just an address and hope that my source wasn't lying!" Hidan handed Sasuke a slip of paper "Though as old as I am, I can easily tell when someone is lying to me" nodding to the paper in Sasukes hand "That's the address"

"Hidan.. Here you are" A gloomy deep, dark voice said from the path way

"Kakuzu! Hey!" Hidan said in an even more irritated way, his purple eyes locking with his christmas green eyed partners.

"You Idiot, what are you doing here? Do you know how much money you will owe me for all the gas you made me lose trying to find you?" Kakuzu bitched to his uncaring partner

"Hey now, you know I'm not good with numbers!" Hidan put his hands up in defeat "Or electronics!" he added under his breath

"We'll talk about it later, Kisame's on the move and I've got a lock on him"

"Wee! Action!" Hidan smiled childishly "Let's get that blue bastard and lock him up for good!"

"If you'd stop bouncing we'd get out of there faster" Kakuzu said lazily startign to walk back down the path

"Hai, Hai, mind if I pul that sick out of your ass while I'm at it" Hidan glared at his partner

"Yes, but I'd gladly put one up your ass"

Hidan blushed "Pervert Bastard" he hissed running up to his partner

Naruto laughed, looking at the paper in Sasukes hand "So we doing a stake you tonight?!" Naruto smirked

"That would be best!" Sasuke kissed Narutos cheek

"Have fun! I'll make sure that the graves get cleaned, go have fun!" Shikamaru pushed them off "I'll see you guys later!"

"Yeah! See you all tomorrow!" Naruto smiled at them as he and Sasuke let.

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Sorry for the late update everyone, I kind of lost my notebook... and inspiration but I got it back and so here is the result, oh so you know up untill the con-artist part was already written, so I had to improvise the rest of this chapter. So if it kind of seems off after that then I'm sorry, I did my best, next chapter is a bit sad but by the end of it I hope all you girls are hot! -wink- I'm gay so hell I don't care how you girls are! Though you guys reading this, what ya doing? JK I have a lover! whom is reading over my shoulder as I write this and I know he's glaring at the back of my head! so night all! I'll update, hope fully soon!

(1) Sorry for the religious comment, I put a twist to Hidans age, and well, this is just how I view the whole 'bible' thing, I'm not trying to convert any of you to not following him, by all means your life is your own to live.