A/N: I haven’t made one of these in a while. I figured I’d made one since I can’t think of anything for my multi-chapter stories.

Edward: Why am I the though?

A/N: Because you’re fun to piss off.

Disclaimer: I own nothing.

15 ways to annoy Edward Elric

Say you’re in the mood for shrimp, and then try eating him.

Give him a step stool for his birthday.

Give him a cow for his birthday.

Pour milk down his throat.

Show him yaoi that involves him and Envy.

Show him yaoi that involves him and Ling.

Show him yaoi that involves him and Roy.

Show him yaoi that involves him, Envy, Ling, and Ling.

Make out with Winery, whether you’re a girl or a boy.

Take him to Planet Irk (You have to watch Invader Zim to understand

this one.).

Give him some slutty men’s lingerie and tell him it’s for his and Roy’s

relationship.

Take him to a milking farm.

Ask him if he’s the third Mario brother.

Spray paint graffiti on his automail.

Put cat ears on his head.

END

Edward: Calling me short, making me drink milk, and putting me in yaoi with my least favorite people?! (stabs Birdy2) Die! Die you sick, unholy person!

A/N: Ow, well review people. Ah, my eyes!