Summary:

Chapter Three:

Lilly was sitting at her house in the dining room with Oliver and MaKayla. She was telling them the story of how she became Alexis Texas.

"I hadn't realized Miley was so mean.." Lilly said, Oliver had told MaKayla Miley's secret when they first started dating.

"Enough about the she-devil! That song you wrote was about Nick wasn't it?" MaKayla said. Lilly nodded. "Lilly you just have to go for him. Dont hold back because of Miley she doesn't deserve your friendship."

"I can't.." Lilly whispered. "Guys just cheat on me..its hopeless..no one wants a girlfriend who likes guy stuff."

"You and Joe got along pretty well.." MaKayla said.

"Yea we're friends..and guys don't date their friends.." Lilly said. "Besides he doesn't even like me like that."

"I dont know..Joe can be surprising.." Oliver said. "So Amoret and Ashlee are Kiana and Cassandra?" Lilly just nodded.

"Amoret likes Kevin..thats why Cassandra was flirting with him last night. But he only really talks to Ashlee." Lilly said. "Cuz Am is real shy."

"Wait.. okay let me get this straight. Amoret is Cassandra..and she likes Kevin, but so does Ashlee..and Brady likes Ashlee..but Miley likes Brady..while Nick likes Miley and you like Nick and Joe likes you?" Oliver asked.

"Huh?" MaKayla said confused.

"Oliver actually outsmarted you for once." Lilly said and the three broke into laughter.

Later that week everyone was over at Miley's house again. Miley was kissing Nick in the hottub, completely ignoring everyone else. Lilly sighed sadly and sat back down. Joe sat next to her and smiled lightly.

"Hey Lil," he said with a smile. She just nodded to him and stood walking away.

"Whats her problem?" Ashlee said watching her cousin walk back into the house. Amoret glared at her cousin.

"You are so self-centered." she snapped. Even though she was mad Kevin still smiled at her voice. He followed her inside and found her at the kitchen counter. He smiled and came up to her. "Hey Amoret..whats up?" he asked then leaning his hand against the chair toppleing it over and then falling to the ground. She giggled softly and helped him up.

"You okay?" she asked looking up at him. He only nodded, still blushing.

"Are you okay?" he asked her. "You don't seem to be getting along too well with your sister."

"Ash is kinda being a bitch. She's taking Miley's side instead of her own cousin." Amoret said.

"Side on what?" Kevin asked.

"Its a really long story.." she said. He smiled and sat.

"Well its a good thing I've got nothing but time." he said. She sighed and sat next to him.

"Well I should start off by saying most of us girls here aren't who you think we are. My stage name is Cassandra and Ashlee's is Kiana. Miley wears a blonde wing on stage and is Hannah Montana while Lilly wears a brown wig and is Alexis Texas. We have double lifes. We wanted to be normal.." she whispered. "Hannah doesn't like Alexis. She really insulted her at the concert because it was so obvious Alexis liked Nick. Because Lilly likes Nick. So now Miley's really going for Nick even though she doesn't even like him. She likes Brady. And she doesn't know Lilly is Alexis so she's basically hurting her best friend. Are you following?"

"Kinda.." he said.

"But Ashlee is taking Miley's side because she and Lilly got in a fight. Well 'Ashlee' isn't taking Miley's side but 'Kiana' is." Amoret said.

"Alright...still following."

"And everything is falling apart and I dont know what to do!" she felt tears welling up in her eyes. Kevin pulled her closer and let her cry into his shirt.

Meanwhile outside Joe was buggin the heck out of everyone.

"Miley if you 'Hold On' to Nick any longer he wont have time to 'Take a Breath'." Joe said

"Shut up Joe!" Miley snapped.

"I thought you two were 'Just Friends'?" Joe stated clearly enjoying himself.

"Shut up JOE!" Miley said angrily.

"Are you two 'Inseperable'?" he said laughing. Lilly cracked a small smile. Joe's plan to get her to smile was working.

Miley started to get out of the pool.

"Miley, are you going to 'Look me in the eyes'? Are you and Nick gonna run away to 'Hollywood' or 'Australia'? Are you going to be together even in the 'Year 3000?' When are we going to play some 'Games' cause 'We got the party' did you know its '7:05?' Someday well be the 'Kids of th Future' and Nick will be 'Still in Love with you'," Joe stopped for a moment. Robby Ray decided to play along.

" 'Six Minutes' until the steaks are done." he said with a chuckle. Miley glared at him and stomped over to Joe.

" 'Hello Beautiful'." he said. She slapped him and he just laughed as she walked away. " 'Goodnight and Goodbye' he said. She then turned back around and dragged him up from he chair and shoved him into the pool 'I need a 'S.O.S.!" he shouted. "Miley dont get mad this is 'Just the way we roll'!" Lilly was laughing loudly now and she jumped in the pool after him and swam up behind him wrapping her arms around him.

"Thanks Joe..you can always make me laugh." Lilly said.

" 'Please be Mine'," Joe teased. She laughed again ad just pecked his cheek