How to piss off the guys from Naruto:

How to piss off the guys from Naruto:

Chapter 1- Neji:

1. Get some of your guys friends or if you are a guy to hit on him saying how hot of a girl he is.

2. Ask him what kind of perfume he uses.

3. Ask him if he secretly loves Hinata and that’s why he acts like he hates her.

4. Tell him he needs a Seeing Eye dog.

5. Prank call TenTen and Lee making yourself sound like Neji and declare his eternal love for Kakashi.

6. Tell Sasuke, Neji thinks he’s hot.

7. Take pictures of Neji practicing his rotation and Photoshop him into dance clothes then put the heading ‘PRINCE OF DANCE’ and put them all over Konoha then run like hell, and Give them to his fan girls.

8. Tell him that Hinata is and always be better than him cuase she is from the main branch and she is actually scociable and likeable.

9. Walk up in his blind spot and tape a sign that says ‘THE MORE PEOPLE WHO HUG ME THE MORE TIMES I’LL SMILE!!:)’ on his back.

10. Get him in a crowded place near the other rookie nine and team guy then put a fart machine in his back pocket and every time he tries to say or do anything, make him fart.

I was so bosrd when I wrote thi, tell me if you like it and if I should make more, I'm thinking about one for Shino.

I don't own Naruto or any settings in Naruto.

YES there will be character bashing but that's what makes it fun ;P