Arya strolled down the long corridor, unlatching her armor as she went. She didn't care if it landed it the fiery pits of hell, she just wanted it off. The loose tunic underneath all of the heavy steel, flowed freely once again around her mid-thigh.

She rounded the corner, intent on making it to her room to get some shut eye when her sensitive ears picked up on voices coming from her lady's room.

Naturally, curiosity got the better of her as she snuck forward to the door; the voices becoming louder.

"Basch, quit trying to put it where it doesn't belong!" Ashe's voice rang in her ears.

A grunt came from the knight.

"Well, if you would stay still long enough, it would go in the right hole, now wouldn't it?"

Arya's mouth dropped. What on...?

"If it wasn't this stiff, we wouldn't have this issue!"

Ashe growled.

"You said you liked them to be stiff!"

Arya closed her eyes, trying to restrain the impulse to break to her lady's door. Her fists closing, claws digging into the rough skin.

Insults and groaning echoed in Arya's ears until a loud thump ended it.

"Snug fit, don't you think?"

Arya could almost see Basch smirking...and other things...

"It's hurting!"

Ayra froze, images of what was going on behind the princess's closed doors floated through her head. She clicked her claws together and walked closer, shaking her head; trying to get her mind away from the images.

"Spread your legs more and we might be able to get it in without hurting you!" Basch ordered. She heard the wooden floor creak and Ashe gasp.

Arya snapped, anger filling her. She broke into a run to the princess's room.

Basch Fon Rosenburg was going to be in pieces starting first with his family jewels.

She kicked the doors open, looking around wildly. All was the same, the bed was messed up as usual, clothes littered the chairs.

Her eyes rested on Basch who was resting against the floor board, sweat rolling down his neck. Ashe was laying in the floor, panting.

"What-?" Arya was ready to dig her claws into Basch when Ashe replied.

"Arya! Maybe you can help me get this boot on! Basch is worthless!"

-Fin-

Author's Note:I HAD to write this, it has been lingering in my mind for awhile now, I was planning to incorporate it into my 'Only Time Will Tale' Fic but I thought it could be funny as a series of what Arya hears with those ears! Now, what did YOU think was going on? smirks

DISCLAMIER: I own nothing but Arya and the idea. All rights to their respected owners.