Water Bottle

by Psychotic Hollywood

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Disclaimer: I do not own House M.D. or any of the characters involved with the show.

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"Stop playing with my water bottle, Allison," Cuddy said, walking into her office. As soon as she'd peered through the glass doors, she'd seen Cameron tossing her one and only expensive water bottle in between her hands. "So what did House do this time?"

Cameron shrugged. "Nothing. I'm just a bit bored. House wouldn't do any of the cases we offered him." She grinned. "You know, that comment about the water bottle sounded really dirty. Maybe it's just me, but..."

Cuddy smiled herself and shook her head. "Well, now that you've pointed it out it sounds bad."

"So, have you been playing with any water bottles lately, Lisa?" Cameron asked, giggling.

"No," Cuddy answered, "but from what I hear, you have." When Cameron blushed, Cuddy added, "So how is Chase?"

Cameron bumped her friend's shoulder with her own. "Shut up."

The two left the office, girlish giggles still escaping. As they entered the hall, Wilson passed, talking to a nurse.

"Oh, House doesn't have his own water bottle," the oncologist was saying. "He tends to just steal mine when he wants something."

Cuddy and Cameron stared at Wilson as he walked away, mouths hanging open and eyes wide.

"I, um... didn't realize..." Cameron stuttered. Both females erupted into giggles a moment later.

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A/N: This was inspired by an inside joke with us and Alice and Bella. I (Psychotic) carry around a pink water bottle -- same as Wilson's, but pink -- and there's some very dirty meanings involved with that... And so Hollywood and I thought it was kind of funny how House drinks out of Wilson's water bottle...

Yeah, I think you get it. xD

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