IMPORTANT NOTICE: The ending has been edited because I forgot Sasuke was wearing a few things T.T

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WARNING: LEMON PIE! Bondage, kinky outfits and kinky ways to use police equipment.

DISCLAIMER: Don’t own Naruto, own this story. ALSO, I would like to call to attention the fact that Sasuke and Naruto don’t use condoms… This is the ninjaverse, no sush thing as HIV or AIDS so…. SAFE SEX KIDDIES! Don’t be silly, wrap that willy! Even if it is anal, STD’s can still be transferred (yeah that’s right, I take my reader’s safety seriously (nice guy pose))

Naruto yawned aloud as he unlocked his door and stepped into his and Sasuke’s apartment.

He had just gotten back from Ichiraku’s. (1) He had invited Iruka to come since Sasuke wasn’t due back until late afternoon and he thought he had quite a lot of time to spare.

Well, it was around eleven o’ clock at night now and he felt very guilty.

Usually whenever one of the two was away, which was frankly, once in a blue moon, they would always wait at home for each other and ALWAYS arrive home on time from the mission. At night, they would have a quiet dinner, maybe a laze about on the couch and it would always end in a night of heated love making.

If either one was late, it ended in angry fucking.

Naruto sighed as he closed the door.

He shrugged off his jacket and hung it on the stand, dropping his keys into the bowl next to Sasuke’s set.

He knew it was late, but Naruto was hoping to see his teme spread out on the couch, legs spread wide, ready and willing.

Of course he’d end up the one being screwed over… Literally.

But alas, there was no sexy teme, no nude sex god, no Sasuke.

Where was Sasuke?

Naruto scratched his head, ‘Where is my fucking teme?’

Naruto began searching through the house. He wasn’t in the living room, or in the kitchen. Not in the study, not in the bed-

Naruto smacked his head, ‘Idiot, it’s eleven pm! Of course he’s asleep…’

Naruto noticed the bedroom door was slightly ajar, a soft glowing light coming from within.

He plodded over softly and poked his head in.

Sasuke lay half in, half out of the covers. A book rested on his stomach and he held his reading glasses limply in one hand. His lips were slightly parted and the table light lamp on Sasuke’s side was on.

Naruto smiled to himself. Sasuke had a cold, rough exterior, but hardly anyone saw his soft, warm inside.

Naruto knew he would make a great father one day.

People also didn’t know about Sasuke’s wild side. Whenever Naruto was alone with him, or on more than one occasion, not alone with him, he would leave no patch of skin untouched by his wondering hands and roving mouth.

Speaking of which, it didn’t look like Naruto was getting any tonight, Sasuke looked like he was out cold.

Naruto tip toed inside and shut the door quietly. He took the book and glasses away and set them on the nightstand.

He shuffled out of his clothes, leaving himself in his boxers and left the rest in a pile in front of the dresser. He switched off the table light and hopped into bed. He tucked in his teme and snuggled into the covers himself, spooning Sasuke, arms draped lazily around his waist.

Naruto breathed a content sigh and nodded off quickly.

Sasuke heard the door creak open slightly and he knew the dobe was home.

He had the perfect act planned out.

He was reading a book while waiting anxiously for his dobe’s return but woe, it seemed sleep took over his body before he good see his beloved.

But his plan didn’t work out so smoothly.

For one thing, Naruto returned home so late. He would have to punish him for that too when Naruto woke up.

Another thing was he had to watch his dobe strip. That’s never a good thing for a Uchiha who wants to screw his blonde on the spot.

And the last thing was that he had to wait. He had to wait until his dobe was in a deep sleep, that was only determined by heavy snoring, to move about and put his plan into action.

As Naruto wrapped his arms around Sasuke, Sasuke unconsciously leaned into the warmth. After he realised what he had done he scolded himself, ‘Stupid, you’re going to punish him! What am I- Finally, he’s snoring.’

Sasuke glanced over his shoulder to make sure Naruto was really asleep.

When he was sure, he struggled out of the grasp and started to rummage around the back of their closet where he kept all his secret… costumes…

When Naruto woke up he noticed two things.

One. He was on his back with the covers gone.

That wasn’t unusual, Sasuke always told him he rolled a lot in his sleep.

Two. There was no Sasuke.

He knew he went to bed with the teme beside him, but he was no where to be seen now.

Three….

…

…

He was handcuffed to head of the bed.

“What the fuck?”

Naruto tried jerking his hands free but the cuffs had a strong hold.

Naruto gave up soon enough and noticed something else.

He was naked.

He began flailing around and noticed one more thing.

His legs were spread out, giving the world a nice view of his man bits and asshole, and both his ankles were shackled to the two posts at the end of the bed.

‘OhshitohshitohshitFUCK!’SSASUKE! Dammitdammitdam-’

“Good morning dobe…”

Naruto shivered.

He knew that was Sasuke’s voice. But he knew from that tone he was in for a rough ride.

The voice seemed to be coming from their bathroom and as soon as he cast his glance towards the door his eyes widened and his mouth dropped to his chest, drool immediately flowing like Niagara Falls.

Sasuke was leaning against the doorway, one hand on his hip, the other against the wood above his head.

He was wearing a black thong connected to two black tubes that covered his knees down to his ankles. The thong was attached to a belt that was held up by leather suspenders and he wore an open loose sitting blue button up shirt with a badge attached to the collar that read ‘SHERIFF’. Hanging on the belt were various ‘tools’, including a small black vibrator that had its battery case attached by a long wire, a can of lube that seemingly replicated a can of pepper spray, a seemingly real gun and a police baton. (2)

Naruto couldn’t breathe. All blood rushed south.

He eyed his teme up and down and just couldn’t help ending his gaze every time at the sexy bare chest or the prominent bulge the tight clothing showed.

Sasuke watched Naruto closely. He could already see that his dobe’s cock had started to harden to half mast.

Sasuke smirked, “You were late last night.”

Naruto seemed to snap out of his trance and looked at Sasuke’s face, his gaze wondering south a little every now and then, “I’m sorry, I really am! I invited Iruka to Ichiraku’s and then Shikamaru and Chouji showed up and then Ino came in and then Kakashi sensei came and I really wanted to get home but they kept me there! Then they ordered sake and I refused but they got drunk and then Kakashi started groping Ayame when Teuchi (3) wasn’t looking and then Iruka gave him a lecture about pedophilia and forced me to listen and then when I was gonna leave but Iruka insisted I go over for tea! Then I was there for an hour at least and when I got home it was already eleven at night!”

Naruto was panting by the end of his story and looked up to see Sasuke with his head tilted down, bangs covering his eyes.

Naruto was worried, that was never a good sign. It either meant he was sleeping alone, he was going to be beaten up or he would have a sore ass for the next week and a half.

Considering the situation, he knew it was the third choice.

Sasuke sauntered over to the bed and put on knee on the mattress. He leaned forward and placed both his hands next to Naruto’s knees, head still tilted forward so his face was covered.

Naruto definitely knew he was drooling when Sasuke gave him that sexy smirk and used his bedroom voice, “Do you know how much pain you caused me?”

Naruto furrowed his brow.

Pain?

“Uh pain? I wasn’t even here, how could I hurt you?”

“Oh but dobe, that’s what hurt me.”

Naruto’s eyes softened, “I’m sorry teme I really am. I’ll be on time nex-”

“No not that.”

Naruto cocked an eyebrow, “Then what?”

“The video…”

“Video?”

“Yes…”

“Video… Video… Video OH! The DVD?”

“Yes dobe, The DVD…”

Naruto grinned, “Did you like my show? Did I get you to masturbate?”

Sasuke tensed, “… Yes…”

“YES! Finally! Did you come hard? I worked really hard trying to come up with that.”

“Dobe that was what caused me so much pain.”

“Huh? But wasn’t it good? I know you like seeing me come.”

“I didn’t see you come…”

“Eh? But I did on the video!”

“No… You didn’t, it cut out at the end…”

If Naruto had his hands available he would have been scratching his head sheepishly, “Maa… I did have trouble with the camera battery…”

“Dobe…”

“I’m sorry! I really am! I’ll make it up to you! We’ll eat tomatoes and Okaka rice balls(4) with every meal! I’ll cut down my ramen! Wait… not that far, but I’ll cook-”

“DOBE.”

“Yesum?”

Sasuke looked up and Naruto shivered under his intense gaze, “I’m horny, have a lot of pent of sexual frustration and here you are with your legs conveniently spread out for my viewing pleasure. I have a number of weapons in my arsenal and if you don’t shut your mouth unless it’s wrapped around my cock or screaming out in ecstasy, I’ll tell Iruka it was our semen that was found on his desk.”

Naruto gulped; Iruka had a bright blush at least two weeks after they had sex on his desk. He had been trying to find out who did it and was too embarrassed to ask anyone if they could help do a DNA test.

“Look, Sasuke. I love our ‘reunions’, but are these handcuffs really necessary?”

Sasuke gave a dark chuckle, “Why yes dobe, I know how much you love running your fingers through my hair. This is punishment.”

“What! But Sasuke it wasn’t my fault the video cut short!”

“I know, but I have to take this out on someone. Who better than my sexy little dobe?”

“But Sasukeeee-”

“Look if you don’t let me fuck you until your ass cheeks are the same colour as the red on my family crest, I really will tell Iruka.”

“Bastard, but won’t he get you into trouble too?”

“He expects me to do something like that with you, he thinks you’re the innocent one who would never, ever let his lover take advantage of him, especially not on his mentor’s desk.”

Naruto pouted, “Feh, fine. But hey, what’s with this get up?”

Sasuke smirked, “Don’t tell me you don’t like it.”

“No no I do, but what’s the story behind it?”

“Well I am punishing you so…”

Naruto sighed, “Fucking pervert.”

Sasuke gave a small smile, “You know you love me.”

Naruto smiled back, “Yeah I know, but you’re still a fucking pervert.”

Sasuke smirked again and began crawling up Naruto’s body, refusing to touch even a hair.

Naruto ogled his lover as he moved, watching his buttocks as it swayed from side to side.

When Naruto was finally met with a face full of Uchiha he leaned in and gave Sasuke a chaste kiss on the lips.

Sasuke leaned into the kiss and used his tongue to push past the puckered lips. Finally gaining entrance he probed around the area and dancing with the other’s tongue.

Naruto let out a long moan as Sasuke began to rub his knee into his erection.

Sasuke breathed through his nostrils, not wanting to let up on the kiss. He reached down and began to stroke Naruto’s hardened cock.

Naruto attempted to throw his head back but Sasuke caught his bottom lip in between his teeth.

Sasuke nibbled on the flesh as he pumped Naruto slowly, not wanting to give his partner full pleasure.

This was punishment after all.

Naruto went in for another kiss, his teeth clacking against Sasuke’s as he fought for dominance. Sasuke growled and pulled back, glaring at his dobe with a hint of playfulness, “No, you do not initiate a kiss here.”

“But you let me kiss you the first time!”

“I got carried away with the moment. You are going to pay Uzumaki.”

Now, Naruto knew what he was in for. Knowing the situation, he was in for bursts of sexual pleasure… Followed by long waiting and visual stimulation.

Naruto hated not being able to touch what he saw; Sasuke knew that.

Sasuke kneeled above Naruto’s hips and placed his hands on his own hips.

Sasuke shook his head slowly, smirk firmly on place, “Tsk tsk… Dobe you have committed a very serious crime. How do you plead?”

Naruto looked up with hopeful eyes and a sheepish smile, “Um… Not guilty?”

Sasuke chuckled before giving his dobe a very stern look that sent chills to Naruto’s loins, “Really? I find you guilty.”

Sasuke unhooked the toy baton and took the can of spray-on-lube from its pocket.

He gave Naruto a sexy smirk, “You must be thoroughly punished for such actions.”

He began spraying lube on the baton, using his hand afterwards to make sure it was fully coated.

He may be punishing his dobe mentally, but he didn’t want to hurt him physically.

Naruto didn’t like this one bit. Sasuke had lubed up the baton and was now bringing it down to his hole. The ring of muscles quivered as it was touched by the top of the baton.

Naruto gulped, he knew what Sasuke was going to do, no preparation, no comfort, no- “AH!”

Naruto glared at Sasuke after he rammed the baton straight into his ass and stopping before he could touch his prostate, “Bastard…”

Sasuke merely shrugged and left the baton inside Naruto earning another glare.

“Oi teme! This isn’t fair! I already said I’m sorry and-”

Naruto shut up immediately when the gun that had been previously connected to Sasuke’s belt was now staring him in the face.

Sasuke leaned his head on his shoulder, “Dobe, I am very serious about this. I do not want any complaining after I finish this sentence.”

“Sadistic bastard…”

“You know you love it.”

Naruto squirmed around trying to get the baton out of him or to stroke his prostate.

He stopped again when he noticed the gun was still in front of his face.

“Erm Sasuke… That isn’t…,” Naruto swallowed, “real is it?”

Naruto’s eyes widened when Sasuke chuckled, “Oh dobe…”

Naruto tensed completely when Sasuke cocked the trigger, “I’ll show you.”

Naruto closed his eyes when he heard the bang.

…

…

…?

Naruto tentatively opened his eyes and found that he stared at the tip of what seemed to be a banner attached to a stick.

He tilted his head to the side and glared when he saw that the small banner read ‘BANG!’

“TEME!”

Sasuke looked up with mock hurt, “Naruto, did you actually think I would shoot you?”

“Hell if I know with your fucking bipolar attributes.”

Sasuke blinked and clapped, gun still in hand, “Congratulations on using a big word correctly in a sentence.”

Naruto growled, “Can we get this fucking thing over with?”

“Oh come on, I know you’re turned on.”

“Isn’t that the whole point?”

Sasuke smirked, “Quite true dobe.”

Naruto rolled his eyes and watched as Sasuke got off the bed and stood next to Naruto.

He leaned his face in close to Naruto’s, “Hmm, what does my little dobe hate the most.”

Ah fuck.

Sasuke gave a rare grin as he stepped back and undid the clasps on the thongs. He began running his hands over his chest as the black tubes felt with soft ‘thuds’ to the ground.

He fisted his raven hair in one hand as his other crept lower and grabbed a hold of his bulge.

Naruto let out a breath he had unconsciously been holding when Sasuke groaned softly as he rubbed himself through the leather.

Sasuke gripped his crotch as his unhooked the small black vibrator and set it on the nightstand. He threw his head back as he massaged his manhood through the tight leather and Naruto licked his lips.

Sasuke unclasped the belt with his free hand and let it fall freely to the floor. He shrugged off his shirt which fell soundlessly to the floor as well. He stopped touching himself and proceeded to take off the suspenders and thong.

Naruto watched closely as Sasuke’s erection sprang out and from the hiss that escaped his lover’s lips, he knew it must have been painful.

Sasuke was about to get on the bed when Naruto asked, “Could you put the shirt back on?”

Sasuke cocked an eyebrow at him. Naruto smiled, “Consider it punishment that I can’t rip it off you.”

Sasuke smirked and shrugged the shirt back on leaving it open again. He climbed back onto the bed, this time kneeling above Naruto’s chest, his stiff penis shoved in front of his lover’s face, “Suck it.”

Naruto glared at him.

“Suck it or you don’t get to cum at all.”

Naruto rolled his eyes and took the tip into his mouth. He sucked gently on the head and flicked his tongue over the small slit. He took as much as he could into his mouth and gave a long, hard suck.

Sasuke fisted his erection and pumped the part that Naruto couldn’t reach. His other hand went to Naruto’s head, fingers threading through golden locks as Naruto started bobbing, “Yes, Naruto… Suck it… Suck it like it’s the last noodle in the bottom of the ramen cup.” (5)

Naruto chuckled inside his mind. His teme started using weird lines like that ever since they started living with each other and hung around almost 24/7. Strangely enough those lines turned him on even more.

Sasuke thrust into his hand and Naruto’s mouth, careful not his choke his blonde lover. Naruto started going faster, sucking harder each time he got to the tip and with one final suck near the base of cock, Sasuke came, each wave a little less intense than the last.

Sasuke let go and Naruto pulled back, some of the cum he couldn’t swallow dribbling down his chin.

Sasuke panted as his leisurely licked up the substance and licked Naruto’s lips. He pushed past the seal and plundered the cavern, leaving no tooth or patch of tongue untouched.

Sasuke put one hand on the wall above the headboard as he regained his breath, “Fuck dobe you’re sooo good.”

Naruto gave him a cocky smile, “I know teme.”

Sasuke chuckled, “Looks like I’ll have to punish you for being so cocky.”

Sasuke reached over and retrieved the small vibrator and sprayed on some lube.

Naruto gave him a confused look, “Teme I already have something shoved up my ass.”

“Silly dobe,” Sasuke laughed, “this isn’t for you.”

Naruto watched wide eyed as Sasuke leaned on his chest and slowly pressed the vibrator into his hole. Sasuke groaned as he penetrated himself, the vibrator quickly disappearing within him. It wasn’t very thick so it didn’t hurt too much even though he didn’t prepare himself. He used the wire to push it in further until he felt it just touching his prostate.

Then he flicked it on.

Naruto jerked against the handcuffs as Sasuke shuddered with ecstasy above him. “That’s riiight… Sooooo goooood dobe….”

Naruto desperately wanted to touch his teme but he knew even if he begged he wouldn’t be allowed to, “Kami Sasuke take me now!”

Sasuke smirked down at Naruto, one eye closed from the pleasurable chills running through his body, “All in good time dobe.”

Sasuke reached down underneath him and traced Naruto’s erection with his finger tip. Naruto shivered and tried to buck into the hand but as soon as he lifted his hips the hand retracted, “Fuck please teme?”

Sasuke merely chuckled and grabbed hold of the baton still lodged inside of Naruto. He began thrusting it in and out, making sure not to go all the way to Naruto’s prostate.

Naruto tried pushing down on the baton but when he tried Sasuke just pulled it out of him, “Please Sasuke! Oh for fuck’s sake PLEASE!”

Sasuke thought the punishment was enough. He slipped the baton out, earning a groan from Naruto. Whether it was in relief or disappointment he didn’t know.

Still shivering from the vibrator, Sasuke aligned himself and pushed in until his head disappeared. Naruto threw his head back, “Oh Kami yes, yes, thank you, oh Sasuke.”

Sasuke smiled slightly and pushed in further and stopped when his pubic hair mashed against his dobe’s ass and his head touched Naruto’s prostate.

Naruto hissed at the contact, “Please more Sasuke, give it to me hard.”

Sasuke grunted and leaned forward, claiming pink lips and eventually a mouth and tongue. He kept the kiss intact as he pulled out and slammed back in harder, directly hitting Naruto’s prostate. Naruto tried to call out but his mouth was still smothered by Sasuke’s.

Sasuke pulled out and thrust back in; starting a rhythm and gradually built it up, the next thrust harder than the last. The shirt he was still wearing was plastered to his body with sweat.

Sasuke’s whole body shook as his prostate was stimulated and his pulsing cock was wrapped in Naruto’s tight heat.

Naruto writhed uncontrollably and jerked against the handcuffs and shackles. Nothing but panting, groans, moans, metallic clanking and the smell of sex filled the room.

Naruto broke the kiss and threw his head back, his back making a perfect arch at one particularly hard thrust against his prostate.

Sasuke leaned forward and attached himself to a tan throat, sucking on Naruto’s Adam’s apple and wrapping his arms around his torso.

He thrust in and out and with the mixed stimulation of his cock and prostate, came hard, his voice cracking as he yelled out his blonde lover’s name.

Naruto’s eyes widened as he felt cum filling his insides in waves and seeping out of his hole. His back arched even further if possible as he came against Sasuke’s stomach, his seed splashing against the toned abdomen and dripping down onto his own body as he cried out his raven lover's name.

Sasuke collapsed onto Naruto as they both fell back onto the bed. He slowly pulled out of the tightness and Naruto felt his lover’s cum trickle down his thighs. Sasuke reached behind him and pulled out the vibrator, not bothering to turn it off; the batteries would run out soon anyway. He reached over to the night stand and opened the draw, blindly searching for something.

Naruto craned his neck while trying to regain his breath and saw Sasuke bring out a silver key which he casually used to unlock the handcuffs.

Naruto immediately brought Sasuke into an embrace, not caring that his wrists were sore. He ran his hands under the shirt and hugged his lover tightly to his body. Sasuke sat up, bringing Naruto with him and unlocked the shackles. Naruto brought up his knees and secured his legs around Sasuke’s waist. He helped Sasuke take off the shirt and he threw it onto his pile of clothes in front of the dresser. Sasuke smiled softly and laid his dobe down, lying down next to and remaining connected.

Sasuke nuzzled Naruto’s neck and placed kisses along his shoulder, “How’s that for punishment?”

Naruto smirked into Sasuke’s hair, “Hmm, pretty good. Hey Sasuke?”

“Hn?”

“Remember how your paperwork got messed up last week and it took you the entire day to file it and we missed out on Sexy Saturday?”

“Hn…?”

“That was me.”

UH OH seems like Sasuke has to punish Naruto AGAIN

I’m sorry for any mistakes, a lot of you really wanted an update so here I am at 1 in the morning (lol) typing this, and Word isn’t picking up grammatical mistakes T.T

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(1)I imagine Ichiraku is like Naruto’s version of a pub, spending long hours of the night there and coming home late to a spouse who wants to beat the shit out of him… Or screw the shit out of him Oo (cough)Sasuke(cough)

(2)I remember someone else doing something kinky with a gun (pretend blow) so I went for the gag style

(3)Those are the canon names

(4)Okaka rice balls (apparently rice balls with fish bean paste inside)

(5)Sorry, this is still humour :) No rapist Sasuke here

Again please, SAFE SEX TO ALL OF YOU READING.

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